Thanks, but no thanks.

[DM_Benjamin]

Hey junk mail lady,

I really appreciate you ignoring my 'No junk mail' sign and dropping endless supplies of catalogues on my grass! It's especially enjoyable when it rains and they are delivering newspapers. That cloggy wet mess they become is something to look forward to in winter. Cheers.

Thanks, but no thanks.

[Osaze]

You know you don't have to leave it in the grass right? Wet newspaper sucks I agree, but if you take care of it in a relatively short time its pretty easy to clean up.

[DM_Benjamin]

Good morning Lucy (my cat)

Waking up to a fresh turd sitting on my laundry floor was fantastic. My favourite part was cleaning it up half asleep, well played.

Thanks, but no thanks.