Beastblood (YOLO) vs Emeriti (Abs)

[Chrystal Palace]

go super kuhan go.

[protector]

go super kuhan go.

kuhan is weak!
I have yet to see kuhan's "activity".

[Chrystal Palace]

You should join our clash of clans then. That dood is a beast.

[protector]

You should join our clash of clans then. That dood is a beast.

I know he likes the c o c k, no surprise there

[KuhaN]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pWeDktIxLk

[tetley]

it seems some player in my ghetto plundered BB. It doesn't appear to have turned the tides of war.




I love gold.

[munk]

so can we get an actual summary? Whats going on?

[makeo]

Dear protector of Uto,
Hurry up and either spank the absies so bad they withdraw, or withdraw yourself, so that your peeps can get back to playing Clash properly. They are slacking there atm.

Luv,
makeo

xoxo

[protector]

Dear protector of Uto,
Hurry up and either spank the absies so bad they withdraw, or withdraw yourself, so that your peeps can get back to playing Clash properly. They are slacking there atm.

Luv,
makeo

xoxo

Slack at coc? Last I heard was they were active playing coc and slacking at utopia :p

[DM_Benjamin]

Can we get a proper update?

[Froggie]

Slack at coc? Last I heard was they were active playing coc and slacking at utopia :p

That's Kuhan. He's uber active in coc. Unbelievable but it's true.

[Band of Horses]

Can we get a proper update?

On the conflict between BB and Abs or on Kuhan's coc?

[arcticdemon]

oh i am inactive in Clash too...more active in uto atm..
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wait
I'm actually active.....
gg

[protector]

Can we get a proper update?

Whats a good news formatter? The one from home-world adds razes as land *gains*

[protector]

Stupid formatter adds razes to *gains* (and the k3ltic one is even worse) so the gains part is wrong (we're roughly breakeven looking at our KD size now and not +7k). The losses seem to be fairly correct. If anyone has a good formatter to format this let me know!

Conflict is now over.

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from April 1 of YR7 till April 14 of YR8 - 182 hours
[ http://home-world.org/utopia/formatter/ - Seraphim online formatter ]


** Summary **
Total attacks made: 154 (30,955 acres)
-- Traditional march: 98 (28,894 acres)
-- Ambush: 11 (1,567 acres)
-- Conquest: 4 (494 acres)
-- Raze: 37 (10,587 acres)
-- Failed: 4 (2.6% failure)
-- Uniques: 61
Total attacks suffered: 89 (23,495 acres)
-- Traditional march: 79 (22,619 acres)
-- Ambush: 6 (876 acres)
-- Raze: 1 (535 acres)
-- Massacre: 1 (1,467 population)
-- Failed: 2 (2.2% failure)
-- Uniques: 23

** The kingdom of YOLO **
Total land exchanged: +7,460 (154/89)
+17,457 An unknown province (67/0)
+3,601 Spaarvarken (13/0)
+1,887 Gandalf Le Blanc (6/0)
+1,487 bollebakkerbart (5/0)
+1,478 filthy frank (5/0)
+1,173 Klootzak de Koe (5/0)
+331 Kinetic Women Are Hot (9/7)
+272 Banaan (1/0)
+205 Ghettoexclusive (8/7)
+154 The One True (3/1)
+139 Jan Olov (6/5)
+56 Captain Hook (2/0)
+19 Tahssa (8/9)
-10 Dallas TX (3/2)
-140 robocop is a girl (1/1)
-178 Rammstein (2/4)
-223 Legolas (1/1)
-598 ekrfnwfajfhkahdkcniencajkdcasj (0/2)
-637 Mithlonde (3/5)
-1,548 Mayhem (2/6)
-1,642 hi2u (2/9)
-2,249 Final Heaven (2/11)
-3,522 Ravens Shadow (0/19)


** The kingdom of Emeriti **
Total land exchanged: -7,460 (89/154)
+13,462 An unknown province (47/0)
+622 The Harden (5/0)
+471 Old Dutch (1/0)
+379 Playoff Beard (7/6)
+348 Van Dyke (2/0)
+311 Pencil (1/0)
+144 classic full beard (4/6)
-433 Super Mario Original (0/2)
-460 Anchor (0/2)
-464 Hollywoodian (1/3)
-534 Poncy Bundle o Stick (0/1)
-804 Goat Beard (0/2)
-1,051 RAP INDUSTRY STANDARD (7/14)
-1,186 Soul Patch (4/8)
-1,399 Petit Goatee (4/10)
-1,654 French Fork (0/5)
-1,680 Mutton Chops (2/9)
-1,874 The Zappa (2/9)
-2,117 Sparrow (1/9)
-2,389 Short Boxed Beard (0/9)
-2,683 Ducktail (1/12)
-2,708 Sideburns (0/11)
-2,780 Napoleon III Imperial (0/9)
-3,983 Geribaldi (0/11)
-5,050 Klingon (0/16)

[SP