Pyros (#4) vs Pandas (#5)

[StratOcastle]

but that is just it Anri. Fueling your hate fire will make next age's conflict even better!

You're supposed to be creating super duper kingdom alliances to compete with super kingdoms. Or you could just let CR types grow oor range every age and go on with life like they're just the weather.

[Anri]

but that is just it Anri. Fueling your hate fire will make next age's conflict even better!

There is no hate towards Pyro.

Pyro is a strong contender and was also respected.

[Sheister]

Strato,

I never ever ever ever cared about crowning. I care about entertaining wars. you know why I started playing in crown kingdoms? The war tier wars got soo boring, easy, and predictable that I had to move up when my crew mostly retired. I still find the overly predictable starts to most whoring kingdom wars to be very annoying. The cow on cow open through fort or bounce wave.... yawn..... But once we get going at least there is some interest then.


Anri,

stop that. I need reasons for revenge and drama....tell me my shoes look funny or something.

[Loons]

Your shoes look funny Sheister.

Ill give you update:

They hit, we hit, rinse repeat. They have maxed meter, we are 120 on meter.

[Anri]

Strato,

I never ever ever ever cared about crowning. I care about entertaining wars. you know why I started playing in crown kingdoms? The war tier wars got soo boring, easy, and predictable that I had to move up when my crew mostly retired. I still find the overly predictable starts to most whoring kingdom wars to be very annoying. The cow on cow open through fort or bounce wave.... yawn..... But once we get going at least there is some interest then.


Anri,

stop that. I need reasons for revenge and drama....tell me my shoes look funny or something.

There is nothing interesting about this conflict. It has no room at all for strategy and you know it. So it is more then pointless other then you gaining land that CR will later on tax?

[Sheister]

You misunderstand me Anri. I was not saying that THIS conflict was particularly interesting. I was merely telling Strato that I don't care in the least who wins the crown beyond that contending for it can provide an interesting war.

[13nesta13]

summary anyone?

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from May 2 of YR12 till July 2 of YR12 - 49 hours
[ http://home-world.org/utopia/formatter/ - Seraphim online formatter ]

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 97 (53,556 acres)
-- Traditional march: 88 (52,103 acres)
-- Ambush: 3 (1,141 acres)
-- Conquest: 1 (312 acres)
-- Raze: 2 (660 acres)
-- Failed: 3 (3.1% failure)
-- Uniques: 73
Total attacks suffered: 68 (42,730 acres)
-- Traditional march: 63 (41,527 acres)
-- Ambush: 4 (1,203 acres)
-- Failed: 1 (1.5% failure)
-- Uniques: 4

** The kingdom of pyro **
Total land exchanged: +10,826 (97/68)
+5,064 An unknown province (10/0)
+3,730 Lucky Strike (6/1)
+1,818 Abba-Zaba you my only friend (4/1)
+1,042 Trojan Ultra Long (4/2)
+1,017 Mr_Chips (4/1)
+931 Fast convenient (5/2)
+822 Jolly Shandy (5/3)
+785 The Big Gulp (4/3)
+777 DontBuyFromNum2 (6/6)
+761 Beer (4/2)
+672 Swisher Sweets (4/1)
+607 Bic (4/4)
+523 pushpop (4/2)
+514 Cola and Rasberry Slurpee (5/4)
+436 Dan7eL (4/0)
+295 All Beef - All Awesome (7/7)
+243 Its A Store And More (5/3)
+127 7up (1/1)
+115 Chillers Iced Coffee (4/6)
-315 I know when them hotdogs ding (1/3)
-875 Protein Powder (2/2)
-3,540 FHM magazine (2/6)
-4,063 Forever Coke (2/8)


** The kingdom of panda **
Total land exchanged: -10,826 (68/97)
+38,980 An unknown province (62/0)
+1,356 Rusty trombone (2/4)
-224 Texas Chicken Wrap (0/1)
-313 Cleveland Steamer (0/1)
-608 CyberAnna (2/3)
-1,237 Kansas City Shuffle (0/1)
-1,544 BigBadWolf (0/3)
-1,652 Hardbass Junkie (0/3)
-1,828 Peabody (0/5)
-1,902 Sasquatch (0/4)
-2,033 Friend Zone (1/6)
-2,052 iwillmissu (0/4)
-2,054 Chain target number 1 (1/5)
-2,081 mystic (0/3)
-2,164 Bumbaclot (0/4)
-2,177 LetsBeFriends (0/5)
-2,342 Cosby Sweater (0/5)
-2,343 Netflix and Chill (0/6)
-2,353 Friends with Benefits (0/4)
-2,471 He forgot rule 62 (0/6)
-2,665 Purple headed yogurt slinger (0/2)
-2,721 Brothers Keeper (0/3)
-2,787 snowball (0/3)
-5,727 DonaldTrumpForPres (0/7)
-6,544 Zigzag (0/9)

[Kandy]

There is no hate towards Pyro.

Pyro is a strong contender and was also respected.

"was" being the key word.

[Anri]

You misunderstand me Anri. I was not saying that THIS conflict was particularly interesting. I was merely telling Strato that I don't care in the least who wins the crown beyond that contending for it can provide an interesting war.

Ohh ok :)

[Band of Horses]

A wild Nesta appears!!!

[StratOcastle]

A wild Nesta appears!!!

With a summary and no comments. Wild, lol.

If I was not worn out from my depressing job full of negapuss morlocks I'd do an artistic rendition of the summary.

I'll rejuvenate by smoking a stogie and listening to some old Spittin' Image.

[Band of Horses]

With a summary and no comments. Wild, lol.

If I was not worn out from my depressing job full of negapuss morlocks I'd do an artistic rendition of the summary.

How many garlic breads were there?!?!?!

[DM_Benjamin]

Don't think I didn't notice you making it to the 2k club

Well done

[Band of Horses]

Don't think I didn't notice you making it to the 2k club

Well done

Second time around it doesn't feel as sweet. Only took me 9 months to get back those posts from one age :(

[Anri]

We declared war for the **** sake of it!

Have fun Pyro!