Next age Changes

[TreasonGuy]

I am surprised why the proposed changes for next age are not up yet. With less than a week for the age to end, it is surprising not to see any buzz about the "Potential Changes", if not the final ones.

That said, I would love to see Bloodlust come back to Orcs, or maybe return of the Dark Elves.

[faegan]

I'm guessing it won't take long for them to appear...

[duckels]

I'll be happy if we get them before freeze...

[Godly]

I'll give you the cliff notes on what will happen:

[Maximo]

I'll give you the cliff notes on what will happen:

This is why we need more Godly chat logs, you guys. #brilliant #BoHfanclub

[Band of Horses]

This is why we need more Godly chat logs, you guys. #brilliant #BoHfanclub

There can be only one Godly. The man ****s gold.

[StratOcastle]

There can be only one Godly. The man ****s gold.

That'd be a showstopper on the Gem Shopping Network. Diamond corn necklace.

On Topic: I'm still checking out this age changes. There's still time to start a new province.

[Godly]

This is why we need more Godly chat logs, you guys. #brilliant #BoHfanclub

Chat logs take too much work to splice/edit. There are a lot of uninteresting people that I play with that must be filtered.

[Band of Horses]

Chat logs take too much work to splice/edit. There are a lot of uninteresting people that I play with that must be filtered.

Wow shots fired at Vivic.

[TreasonGuy]

On Topic: I'm still checking out this age changes. There's still time to start a new province.

Yeah, and maybe go for another war!
=D

[Maximo]

Chat logs take too much work to splice/edit. There are a lot of uninteresting people that I play with that must be filtered.

It can't take too much effort to troll vines, can it?

[dreaku]

Age 67 Changes

Utopia has ended, you'll find below the possible changes in your life depending on the race you like most:

Avian

- -20% driving speed on your way home from work to sinc with army's
- your kid/nephew will finally get his riding classes and not sky diving, bungee, etc you were trying to force him into
- your kid might get some brother/sister really soon. or if you dont have one you will most likely will.

Dwarf

- +2 to your popularity at work since you'll stop complaining about everyone elses "efficiency"
- +20% body fat on you because withdrawal stimulates food consumption and memories of food consumption increases withdrawal symptoms.

Elves

- you finally accept gandalf as a wizard even if he does not seem to have enhanced spell succes. you can finally watch lotr with other people that left on previous viewings because of your non-stop remarks about low wpa on all the elves on the screen.
- every year when perseids apear you have the night off to see the meteor shower once again
- your wife/husband look at you suspiciously when every time after they have a nightmare you raise your hands and say: it wasn't me!!

faery

- you start hoarding all kind of spells ingredients calling them all "mana"
- you write letters to your respective countrys ministry of defense about the need of an all elite army

Halfing

- you get arrested. you deny accusations mentioning something about stealth. when you are presented the caught on camera evidence you start crying heavily and ask to see a hospital one more tome before going to jail.

Humans

- you start reading novels. you find the science-only literature overrated

Orc
- you start going shopping without your pocket calculator saying the you science deficiency has ended.
- you advocate for increasing/creating WoMD in your country saying that they inflict more losses for enemy and therefor more gains for your side.

Undead
- you drive family and doctors crazy when medical consult after consult after consult fail to disclose some king of secret illness that you carry.
- your lose alot of body fat in the process of "mourning and honoring my ghouls"
- you make your will ans specify very clearly that you want to be cremated.

[Palem]

So I become a paranoid alchemist?

sAD

[Band of Horses]

I enjoyed that Dreaku, thanks!

[StratOcastle]

I enjoyed that Dreaku, thanks!

Ditto.

And this is the best moment to declare.