An unexpected journaly.

[Korp]

I have awoken.

My pathetic kingdom mate "steel" is in awe as I am nearly 50% larger then his under defended heap of a province. Korp trembles at the 30 acres I have on him. Only Bishop now stands between myself and true greatness.

I forgot to explore before i went to bed :(

[goodz]

Bishop and I right now:

Its sad; not funny when the best province in the kd is run by bishop...

I forgot to explore before i went to bed :(

More like you got intimidated by my skillz.

[Korp]

What skillz? :(

[goodz]

What skillz? :(

Says an 8xx to a 9xx.

[Bishop]

I have awoken.

My pathetic kingdom mate "steel" is in awe as I am nearly 50% larger then his under defended heap of a province. Korp trembles at the 30 acres I have on him. Only Bishop now stands between myself and true greatness.

Strike them down with all your might!

Beating steel is no real achievment though.

[goodz]

Strike them down with all your might!

Beating steel is no real achievment though.

Clearly you've never worked as a smithy.

[Korp]

Says an 8xx to a 9xx.

I gave you a handicap, you obviously needed it being smaller than me since age started.

[goodz]

I gave you a handicap, you obviously needed it being smaller than me since age started.

Korps science:

ALC: +6.9% (24) | BE: +0.0% (0) | POP: +2.4% (13) | FOOD: +27.5% (12) +0.0% (0) | THIEVERY: +0.0% (0) | MAGIC: +0.0% (0)

So he has 50k books which is remarkably low- even though we did start late. Everyone else in the KD who started at the same time is 100k+.

Further he has gone with this ratio:
Alchemy 2
Food 1
Population 1
everything else 0

[Korp]

Korps science:

ALC: +6.9% (24) | BE: +0.0% (0) | POP: +2.4% (13) | FOOD: +27.5% (12) +0.0% (0) | THIEVERY: +0.0% (0) | MAGIC: +0.0% (0)

So he has 50k books which is remarkably low- even though we did start late. Everyone else in the KD who started at the same time is 100k+.

Further he has gone with this ratio:
Alchemy 2
Food 1
Population 1
everything else 0

Should i post your troop count? LOL. :)


And goodz is bad, even after telling him how much sci i had he failed to mentioned the right number. :(

[Band of Horses]

Chit just got real.

[goodz]

Chit just got real.

Korp just had a stroke on irc:
Im a ****ing dwarf you eedjit
i need the food sci

[Korp]

[22:43] <@goodz> wtf
[22:43] <@goodz> well atl east you didn't put it all in food

Im even sad I had to point out this fact for him. :( Hes suppose to be a good player and he couldnt even figure that out.

[Korp]

Now hes off getting fat, not eating just one cheeseburger but 4 of em. Damn gluttony.

[goodz]

[22:43] <@goodz> wtf
[22:43] <@goodz> well atl east you didn't put it all in food

Im even sad I had to point out this fact for him. :( Hes suppose to be a good player and he couldnt even figure that out.

I don't think putting 25% of your total science in food makes sense, even if dwarf.

[StratOcastle]

If you're not a war hero and you meet a gold dragon midwar.....WD-40.