Pyro v Green

[tetley]

Now that a war and conflict has really begun, can we get some insight? When did it start? I guess I could take sns but...

[bombdigie]

** Province news report **
For the time from March 7 of YR2 till April 6 of YR2
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Lost 554 peasants due to meteors, fireballs, kindnappings, attacks and landlusts.
Wizzards caught x18, offenders - You want to smell my finger , Your eyes are like diamonds
Received 5 acres from the utopia lords (new month).
Thieves caught x15, offenders - Did you just fart , You Complete Me , If girls were boogers
Thieves were exposed 8 times.
Lost 2,449 bushels, 15,457 runes to thieves, lightning strikes and fools' gold.

[Sheister]

ummmmm the 23rd I think. I dunno I was kinda late because of meetings and so on. I had a lot to do before the storm hit.

I think we had a free for all and now, since they are avians they will get the first real wave I think....

[tetley]

Is there any chance green wins? Not being a douche, just recognizing the hits they ate in fort

[bombdigie]

Total land exchanged: -1,891 (57/44)

[bombdigie]

Is there any chance green wins? Not being a douche, just recognizing the hits they ate in fort

Well they have birth rates and tree of gold so that helps.

[Legality]

peasants in (Pyro)
-----------------
The Great One.: 16,110 (0h.)
Butterfly Pock: 12,450 (0h.)
ugh not again.: 11,752 (0h.)
Dangalonglingl: 9,558 (0h.)
Popolopodopoli: 8,477 (0h.)
I want Dark el: 8,188 (0h.)
Songkkk.......: 7,102 (0h.)
Notinher......: 6,957 (0h.)
Styx..........: 6,601 (0h.)
RobinHood.....: 6,585 (0h.)
battlefield...: 6,521 (0h.)
Abx...........: 6,138 (0h.)
The A.........: 6,082 (0h.)
Cosmic Occult.: 6,044 (0h.)
Panzerkampfwag: 6,043 (0h.)
Swiggity Swoot: 5,942 (0h.)
Heart Pirates.: 5,564 (0h.)
senescence....: 5,082 (0h.)
BigOne........: 4,976 (0h.)
bug...........: 4,972 (0h.)
Age67.........: 4,777 (0h.)
Baby Wipes....: 3,764 (0h.)
kjbhbjjj......: 3,482 (0h.)
Daedalus......: 3,020 (0h.)
Yu Yevon......: 1,924 (0h.)
Total.........: 168,111 peasants

peasants in (Green)
-----------------
If girls were : 13,458 (0h.)
You want to sm: 13,211 (0h.)
IAmThiefThatWi: 10,852 (0h.)
Cause you blow: 10,326 (0h.)
U be my curry : 9,998 (0h.)
How you doin..: 9,854 (0h.)
DatDude.......: 8,695 (18h.)
WhatsOnMenu Me: 8,274 (0h.)
Youve been on : 8,220 (0h.)
Did you just f: 7,832 (0h.)
Call me maybe.: 7,550 (0h.)
you are the yi: 7,412 (0h.)
ull like me go: 6,857 (0h.)
You Are My Lov: 6,852 (0h.)
May I flirt wi: 6,723 (4h.)
VasAQuerer....: 6,697 (0h.)
I d look good : 6,664 (0h.)
Lets Utopia An: 5,898 (4h.)
Tour of your b: 5,685 (0h.)
Run Your Life : 5,642 (0h.)
CanIHaveDirect: 5,258 (0h.)
Your eyes are : 5,246 (0h.)
YouCanExpect2I: 5,245 (0h.)
Melts upon tou: 5,158 (0h.)
You Complete M: 3,308 (0h.)
Total.........: 190,915 peasants

practicalModOffense in (Pyro)
-----------------
Daedalus......: 186,842 (0h.)
RobinHood.....: 177,921 (0h.)
Songkkk.......: 177,012 (0h.)
battlefield...: 164,361 (0h.)
Abx...........: 160,467 (0h.)
Swiggity Swoot: 153,125 (0h.)
BigOne........: 152,463 (0h.)
I want Dark el: 148,831 (0h.)
senescence....: 148,229 (0h.)
Baby Wipes....: 133,803 (0h.)
Yu Yevon......: 129,814 (0h.)
kjbhbjjj......: 124,460 (0h.)
bug...........: 107,756 (0h.)
Heart Pirates.: 97,437 (0h.)
Panzerkampfwag: 69,334 (0h.)
Notinher......: 69,258 (0h.)
ugh not again.: 63,992 (0h.)
Cosmic Occult.: 58,656 (0h.)
Popolopodopoli: 44,072 (0h.)
Age67.........: 34,456 (0h.)
Styx..........: 20,346 (0h.)
Dangalonglingl: 0 (0h.)
The Great One.: 0 (0h.)
The A.........: 0 (0h.)
Butterfly Pock: 0 (0h.)
Total.........: 2,422,635 practicalModOffense

practicalModOffense in (Green)
-----------------
YouCanExpect2I: 152,286 (0h.)
Melts upon tou: 149,295 (0h.)
You Are My Lov: 146,973 (0h.)
Lets Utopia An: 135,033 (4h.)
You Complete M: 130,571 (0h.)
VasAQuerer....: 129,612 (0h.)
Call me maybe.: 129,042 (0h.)
ull like me go: 126,236 (0h.)
Run Your Life : 125,514 (0h.)
May I flirt wi: 122,796 (4h.)
CanIHaveDirect: 122,247 (0h.)
you are the yi: 118,145 (0h.)
If girls were : 115,981 (0h.)
How you doin..: 112,998 (0h.)
Tour of your b: 112,759 (0h.)
Did you just f: 104,204 (0h.)
DatDude.......: 102,941 (18h.)
I d look good : 100,461 (0h.)
WhatsOnMenu Me: 98,203 (0h.)
U be my curry : 97,596 (0h.)
Youve been on : 92,838 (0h.)
Your eyes are : 87,236 (0h.)
IAmThiefThatWi: 16,031 (0h.)
Cause you blow: 3,083 (0h.)
You want to sm: 0 (0h.)
Total.........: 2,632,081 practicalModOffense

practicalModDefense in (Pyro)
-----------------
The Great One.: 180,140 (0h.)
Dangalonglingl: 147,443 (0h.)
ugh not again.: 146,783 (0h.)
The A.........: 130,524 (0h.)
Butterfly Pock: 119,348 (0h.)
Popolopodopoli: 102,402 (0h.)
Styx..........: 89,087 (0h.)
Age67.........: 77,635 (0h.)
RobinHood.....: 72,635 (0h.)
Abx...........: 65,146 (0h.)
I want Dark el: 56,505 (0h.)
BigOne........: 46,407 (0h.)
Swiggity Swoot: 38,947 (0h.)
Yu Yevon......: 35,237 (0h.)
kjbhbjjj......: 35,047 (0h.)
Panzerkampfwag: 34,484 (0h.)
Heart Pirates.: 33,910 (0h.)
bug...........: 33,698 (0h.)
battlefield...: 32,292 (0h.)
Baby Wipes....: 30,146 (0h.)
senescence....: 23,659 (0h.)
Daedalus......: 21,694 (0h.)
Cosmic Occult.: 19,278 (0h.)
Notinher......: 18,274 (0h.)
Songkkk.......: 13,260 (0h.)
Total.........: 1,603,981 practicalModDefense

practicalModDefense in (Green)
-----------------
You want to sm: 169,402 (0h.)
Cause you blow: 148,606 (0h.)
IAmThiefThatWi: 115,101 (0h.)
U be my curry : 49,415 (0h.)
DatDude.......: 47,630 (18h.)
Lets Utopia An: 41,635 (4h.)
YouCanExpect2I: 39,581 (0h.)
I d look good : 39,451 (0h.)
WhatsOnMenu Me: 39,327 (0h.)
How you doin..: 38,715 (0h.)
May I flirt wi: 37,020 (4h.)
You Are My Lov: 36,189 (0h.)
If girls were : 35,383 (0h.)
Youve been on : 34,044 (0h.)
Did you just f: 30,800 (0h.)
you are the yi: 30,483 (0h.)
Run Your Life : 30,467 (0h.)
Your eyes are : 27,520 (0h.)
Tour of your b: 27,429 (0h.)
CanIHaveDirect: 26,016 (0h.)
Melts upon tou: 25,555 (0h.)
You Complete M: 25,014 (0h.)
ull like me go: 24,114 (0h.)
VasAQuerer....: 21,790 (0h.)
Call me maybe.: 19,950 (0h.)
Total.........: 1,160,637 practicalModDefense

[bombdigie]

I always loved that spreadsheet.

[tetley]

that's pretty sweet

[JusticeLeague]

Why this war not covered in utopia news? No link on my throne page.

[StratOcastle]

Why this war not covered in utopia news? No link on my throne page.

Modesty.

I think this war needs play-by-play in the guise of Jeff Rimer of the Blue Jackets. Can SN outsider provide this luxury? ;-)

[Over]

so any update?

[Sheister]

ummmm. I just woke up a bit ago. I am doing stuff. They appear to be hitting and stuff. I could read the news, but ever since utools does not work enough, I can't be bothered to do news summaries because there is no convenient link at the top of my news page anymore.

Without utools things just are more effort than I care.

[Palem]

Why this war not covered in utopia news? No link on my throne page.

Only things that are posted in Utopia News are linked in-game.

[Legality]

peasants in (Green)
-----------------
Youve been on : 15,191 (0h.)
WhatsOnMenu Me: 14,951 (0h.)
IAmThiefThatWi: 12,935 (2h.)
ull like me go: 12,467 (1h.)
Did you just f: 11,293 (0h.)
Cause you blow: 10,885 (0h.)
Call me maybe.: 10,732 (0h.)
Tour of your b: 9,550 (0h.)
May I flirt wi: 9,270 (0h.)
VasAQuerer....: 8,789 (6h.)
DatDude.......: 8,695 (35h.)
Lets Utopia An: 8,534 (0h.)
U be my curry : 8,520 (0h.)
you are the yi: 8,137 (13h.)
I d look good : 7,518 (1h.)
How you doin..: 6,728 (0h.)
CanIHaveDirect: 6,047 (0h.)
Run Your Life : 5,556 (0h.)
You want to sm: 5,301 (0h.)
If girls were : 4,855 (0h.)
Melts upon tou: 4,347 (-1h.)
You Complete M: 2,066 (0h.)
Your eyes are : 1,320 (0h.)
You Are My Lov: 1,152 (0h.)
YouCanExpect2I: 1,023 (-501332h.)
Total.........: 195,862 peasants

peasants in (pyro)
-----------------
The Great One.: 19,178 (0h.)
Butterfly Pock: 12,761 (0h.)
ugh not again.: 12,515 (0h.)
I want Dark el: 11,708 (0h.)
Popolopodopoli: 9,646 (0h.)
Dangalonglingl: 8,830 (0h.)
RobinHood.....: 8,426 (0h.)
Notinher......: 8,422 (0h.)
Heart Pirates.: 7,378 (0h.)
Age67.........: 7,226 (0h.)
Cosmic Occult.: 5,854 (0h.)
The A.........: 5,790 (0h.)
Styx..........: 5,320 (0h.)
BigOne........: 4,117 (0h.)
Baby Wipes....: 3,582 (0h.)
Panzerkampfwag: 3,374 (0h.)
bug...........: 2,292 (0h.)
Abx...........: 2,008 (0h.)
Yu Yevon......: 1,974 (0h.)
battlefield...: 1,490 (0h.)
kjbhbjjj......: 1,312 (0h.)
senescence....: 1,193 (0h.)
Swiggity Swoot: 1,175 (0h.)
Daedalus......: 1,082 (0h.)
Songkkk.......: 148 (0h.)
Total.........: 146,801 peasants

practicalModOffense in (Green)
-----------------
Melts upon tou: 136,826 (0h.)
YouCanExpect2I: 131,781 (-501332h.)
How you doin..: 127,616 (0h.)
Call me maybe.: 119,627 (0h.)
Run Your Life : 118,475 (0h.)
Lets Utopia An: 118,377 (0h.)
May I flirt wi: 117,485 (0h.)
Tour of your b: 116,201 (0h.)
You Are My Lov: 115,271 (0h.)
ull like me go: 114,546 (1h.)
you are the yi: 113,495 (13h.)
VasAQuerer....: 109,797 (6h.)
Did you just f: 108,367 (0h.)
If girls were : 107,074 (0h.)
I d look good : 104,826 (1h.)
U be my curry : 104,807 (0h.)
DatDude.......: 102,941 (35h.)
WhatsOnMenu Me: 102,790 (0h.)
CanIHaveDirect: 101,524 (0h.)
You Complete M: 87,426 (0h.)
Youve been on : 85,186 (0h.)
Your eyes are : 65,445 (0h.)
IAmThiefThatWi: 9,775 (2h.)
Cause you blow: 3,021 (0h.)
You want to sm: 0 (0h.)
Total.........: 2,422,679 practicalModOffense

practicalModOffense in (Pyro)
-----------------
Abx...........: 148,615 (0h.)
Daedalus......: 148,339 (0h.)
RobinHood.....: 148,001 (0h.)
I want Dark el: 130,142 (0h.)
Songkkk.......: 128,274 (0h.)
BigOne........: 125,513 (0h.)
senescence....: 116,783 (0h.)
kjbhbjjj......: 104,950 (0h.)
Baby Wipes....: 102,131 (0h.)
Yu Yevon......: 99,790 (0h.)
bug...........: 94,287 (0h.)
Swiggity Swoot: 91,400 (0h.)
Heart Pirates.: 86,782 (0h.)
battlefield...: 86,368 (0h.)
Panzerkampfwag: 64,609 (0h.)
Notinher......: 64,346 (0h.)
ugh not again.: 54,082 (0h.)
Cosmic Occult.: 49,733 (0h.)
Popolopodopoli: 39,607 (0h.)
Age67.........: 30,097 (0h.)
Styx..........: 3,713 (0h.)
The A.........: 187 (0h.)
Dangalonglingl: 6 (0h.)
The Great One.: 0 (0h.)
Butterfly Pock: 0 (0h.)
Total.........: 1,917,755 practicalModOffense

practicalModDefense in (Green)
-----------------
You want to sm: 129,768 (0h.)
Cause you blow: 120,116 (0h.)
IAmThiefThatWi: 100,725 (2h.)
DatDude.......: 47,630 (35h.)
May I flirt wi: 35,585 (0h.)
Did you just f: 35,015 (0h.)
you are the yi: 33,933 (13h.)
I d look good : 32,671 (1h.)
Lets Utopia An: 32,512 (0h.)
WhatsOnMenu Me: 31,697 (0h.)
Run Your Life : 28,433 (0h.)
CanIHaveDirect: 27,894 (0h.)
How you doin..: 26,597 (0h.)
If girls were : 26,545 (0h.)
Youve been on : 24,837 (0h.)
VasAQuerer....: 24,126 (6h.)
U be my curry : 23,858 (0h.)
Melts upon tou: 23,585 (0h.)
Tour of your b: 22,621 (0h.)
Call me maybe.: 20,260 (0h.)
ull like me go: 17,228 (1h.)
You Are My Lov: 7,383 (0h.)
YouCanExpect2I: 5,719 (-501332h.)
Your eyes are : 4,851 (0h.)
You Complete M: 1,687 (0h.)
Total.........: 885,276 practicalModDefense

practicalModDefense in (Pyro)
-----------------
The Great One.: 150,867 (0h.)
Dangalonglingl: 135,793 (0h.)
ugh not again.: 131,147 (0h.)
The A.........: 119,227 (0h.)
Butterfly Pock: 107,470 (0h.)
Popolopodopoli: 95,205 (0h.)
Styx..........: 81,691 (0h.)
Age67.........: 69,493 (0h.)
RobinHood.....: 53,671 (0h.)
I want Dark el: 52,474 (0h.)
BigOne........: 41,136 (0h.)
Abx...........: 32,889 (0h.)
Heart Pirates.: 30,612 (0h.)
kjbhbjjj......: 29,015 (0h.)
bug...........: 28,711 (0h.)
Panzerkampfwag: 28,547 (0h.)
Yu Yevon......: 27,320 (0h.)
Baby Wipes....: 27,064 (0h.)
Notinher......: 17,487 (0h.)
Cosmic Occult.: 16,618 (0h.)
Daedalus......: 12,885 (0h.)
Swiggity Swoot: 5,798 (0h.)
senescence....: 4,517 (0h.)
battlefield...: 4,353 (0h.)
Songkkk.......: 3,530 (0h.)
Total.........: 1,307,520 practicalModDefense

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from March 23 of YR2 till April 21 of YR2 - 23 hours
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** Summary **
Total attacks made: 169 (13,232 acres)
-- Traditional march: 160 (13,069 acres)
-- Ambush: 1 (52 acres)
-- Conquest: 4 (111 acres)
-- Raze: 2 (0 acres)
-- Failed: 2 (1.2% failure)
-- Uniques: 50
Total attacks suffered: 133 (8,484 acres)
-- Traditional march: 123 (8,330 acres)
-- Ambush: 3 (154 acres)
-- Raze: 4 (0 acres)
-- Failed: 3 (2.3% failure)
-- Uniques: 40

** The kingdom of Green **
Total land exchanged: +4,748 (169/133)

We semi-chained with an emerald at the onset of war while they deep chained our biggest avian and halfling sage (who left armies home) and didn't send their dragon until our guys aided out their soldiers. Since then, both KDs are deep chaining. Pretty even except Green has the peasant advantage with 21 merchants and Pyro has the defensive advantage. They have 3 UBs, green has 0. But, we are trying to secure a few. Green has sent 2 dragons, 1 emerald, 1 ruby. Pyro sent 1 emerald but was killed in 2 ticks.