On a cold February day, King Arthur met with Furby From Hell to discuss their Kingdoms growing animosity towards one another. He left Le Fay, sitting at the Round Table as she often does in charge of the Knights. Camelot, a lower tier Kingdom last age, had sent word out throughout the land, gathering what Noble Knights were brave enough to come to Make Camelot Great Again™ in Age 67. Among the first to show up was Knight Donald Trump, the Warrior of God.

Camelot had a series of setbacks right before the war, Merlin never returned from the previous age. After accepting his reservation, we now believe he has been lost, perhaps wandering blind among the lands of the dead. Another problem, Excalibur was banished from the Kingdom by the Utopian Lords just a day before war! Camelot’s 2nd Halfling Rogue disappeared forever. What crimes he did commit we do not know. The burden now fell on Arthur, Le Fay, and Castle Anthrax to do all the espionage and magic work. The Queen from Hell denied any war terms, instead saying that we should let things occur naturally, like they do in the wild. Arthur grimaced; Camelot had fought barbarian invaders before. Hell gave Camelot the button, and about 10 hours later, on April 9th, war began.

Camelot quickly unfurled the war banner, Sir Bors the Younger’s politically incorrect words stained the sky. Donald Trump smiled approvingly. While Hell had six Human Merchants, Camelot had only three. Arthur quickly gave the order to sacrifice his knight’s pension funds in order to lure a dragon with gold. There was no protest, better to be alive at 60 than dead with a pension. Camelot sent an Emerald Dragon at the start of war. This time Sir Lancelot, perhaps because he was tired, did not send the Dragon before war started; however Hell never sent a dragon! Perhaps they knew of past tales of the Knights of the Round Table slaying endless drakes outside Cadbury Castle.

After 2 months hard battle, Camelot secured a victory as Hell withdrew from battle, surrendering Honor to Camelot. The Donald had so far fulfilled on his promise, smiling the next day in court, “You’re gonna be so sick of winning with me.” However, that statement proved to be incorrect as the Donald made a series of tactical errors leading to Camelot’s loss in the war immediately following. Yet, all knights around Utopia hold hope ever present in their hearts that one day not too far from now, Camelot will be great once again.