I can't help but feel like you have really lost your groove. Remember when you used to routinely create the longest running threads? I can help with that, see all I do is take 1 part thread and add 2 parts Feeakstyle with a dash of conflict and poof, longest thread guaranteed.
You need to stop slacking and find a new BFF, this whole Godly jocking phase just isn't working for John Q. While you still contribute, I feel like you need to step it up to make our forum great again.