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    Clown Fiesta vol. 1

    What is a clown fiesta? "A ridiculous scenario in which no one is really sure on what is taking place."
    Who made it on the list? Individuals who caused severe emotional distress to Godly.

    The following logs are actual events that occurred. Portions were cut but individual lines were unedited. Viewer discretion is advised.

    #6 (Honorable mention)- The council. "At one point I splashed some water on my face and looked around and said... man we got some clowns in here!"
    01[18:32] <&Godly`> guys
    01[18:32] <&Godly`> what the actual ****
    01[18:32] <&Godly`> there are people figuring out their own hits
    [18:36] <&Jwuzi> i told them tamriel
    [18:36] <&Jwuzi> :p
    [18:37] <&Jwuzi> but yea
    [18:37] <&Jwuzi> its cute
    [18:37] <&Jwuzi> im watching
    01[18:37] <&Godly`> you got ****ing clown fiesta trying to figure out what def to leave
    [18:37] <&Jwuzi> and waiting to yell oh **** stop
    [18:37] <&Jwuzi> lOL


    #5 - Greaser. "Everyone else was doing it!"
    [18:33] <&Jwuzi> greaser
    [18:33] <&Jwuzi> wtf are you doing
    [18:33] <&Jwuzi> no anon
    [18:33] <@Greaser> I saw others did no anon
    [18:33] <&Jwuzi> dude
    [18:33] <&Jwuzi> we're avian
    [18:33] <@Felonious> avians
    [18:33] <&Jwuzi> get your head out of your ass
    [18:33] <@Greaser> So i didnt bother tobask
    [18:33] <&munkbot> 04<meep> lmayo
    [18:33] <&Jwuzi> ****ing dumb

    #4 - Burner. Burner had an interesting take on how to make a TM.
    [14:09] <@cJ> ehh wait
    [14:09] <@cJ> can we settle burner's hit
    [14:09] <@cJ> burner can you just have courage and gogo
    [14:09] <&Jwuzi> burner we're all waiting on you
    [14:09] <@cJ> cause cp is after you
    [14:09] <@cJ> if you have no confidence. set sitting on jwuzi lol
    [14:10] <@cJ> then if jwuzi boucne. we will rage quit
    [14:10] <@Burner> yah CJ, grabbed new intel to get unsold def, just waiting a min to see if they sending pile again, then I'll hit
    [14:10] <&Jwuzi> NO
    [14:10] <@cJ> wow
    [14:10] <@cJ> OMG
    [14:10] <&Jwuzi> THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT

    #3 - Beck (ft. Lonely Ghost). One of the big humans. We set him up to try to bounce a hit and just watch what happened. Bonus lonelyghost caring more about Jwuzi's frisbee game than the fiasco.
    01[16:19] <&Godly`> beck be quick to send them back if they resume NS
    [16:19] <&munkbot> 04<beck> Who can I send back to?
    [16:19] <@cJ> me
    [16:19] <&munkbot> 04<beck> Ok
    [16:19] <@cJ> lets block something
    [16:20] <@cJ> are they re-intelling?
    [16:20] <@cJ> beck pass me back solds
    [16:20] <@cJ> man he hasnt sent back
    [16:20] <@hengz> i think beck on phone?
    01[16:20] <&Godly`> dude you're getting them NSEd
    01[16:20] <&Godly`> May3YR10 926 of our troops were found dead today!
    01[16:20] <&Godly`> May3YR10 1,396 of our troops were found dead today!
    [16:20] <@hengz> on phone is hard

    meanwhile as we're getting our **** pushed in, LG cares more about jwuzi's frisbee game

    [16:21] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> aint got no solds
    [16:21] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> maybe i shuold atch wuzi play frissbe
    [16:21] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> lemme serach the link
    [16:21] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> .whois wuzi
    [16:21] <@cJ> i'm very sure hes getting NS-ed
    [16:21] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> ****
    [16:21] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> i missed it
    [16:21] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> 1308 sols left btw
    [16:22] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> oh i have not
    [16:22] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> WHAT TEAM IS HE ON? ANYBODY KNOWS?
    [16:22] <@cJ> rens how do you know 1308 left
    [16:22] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> I sot
    [16:22] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Did anyone tell Beck he got sols aided?
    [16:22] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> .sapp wuzi wuzi, what is your frisbee team name?! like who do i root for amagad
    [16:22] <@irem> ya, he said hed send back

    22 mins later

    [16:46] <&munkbot> 04<beck> My son pjuked worst timeing
    [16:46] <&munkbot> 04<beck> Im backy
    [16:46] <&munkbot> 04<cj> Beck. Ok. Your son alright? If so
    [16:46] <&munkbot> 04<cj> Go to your war room
    [16:46] <&munkbot> 04<cj> What's the ambush timing on no sleep
    [16:48] <&munkbot> 04<beck> 9,46 h
    [16:49] <&munkbot> 04<cj> .eta no sleep
    01[16:49] <&Godly`> cj they're gonna beat him home no matter what
    01[16:49] <&Godly`> lets just figure out what his def will be
    01[16:49] <&Godly`> in 8 ticks
    [16:49] <&munkbot> 04<cj> Ok
    01[16:50] <&Godly`> how many elites do you have to send out to ambush those 2 hits
    [16:50] <&munkbot> 04<cj> If you can't calc. It's ok. Just tell us how much def specs and elites in trng per tick
    [16:51] <&munkbot> 04<beck> Sry brb
    [16:51] <&munkbot> 04<cj> Beck how much dspecs and elites you get back tickly. And is it within 8 ticks?
    [16:52] <&munkbot> 04<beck> Can i put puta sitter my son is dick
    [16:52] <&munkbot> 04<beck> Sick

    1 hour later

    [17:44] <@beck> we got anyone who can sit me?
    [17:44] <@beck> my keep wake up and my wife is ****ing angry
    [17:44] <@beck> i need a sitter
    [17:44] <@beck> my son *
    01[17:45] <&Godly`> anyone here can sit?
    [17:45] <@hengz> u need to sit how many days
    [17:46] <@beck> rest of my life

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    #2 - Crazy Pete - This is by far the craziest thing I witnessed all war. I had originally put it as #1, but I couldn't because it was pretty funny in retrospect. Typing .def white was giving defense on VIR who had an alias "whiterthanjesus"
    [01:18] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> Yeh
    [01:18] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> Bounce one
    [01:18] <&topsy> ...
    [01:19] <&topsy> ummm
    [01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Wtf
    [01:19] <&topsy> i guess try again?
    [01:19] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .def white
    [01:19] <@irem> wait wtf
    [01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Stop
    [01:19] <&topsy> dude
    [01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Stop
    [01:19] <@irem> why did u send 50k offense?
    [01:19] <&topsy> wait
    [01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> That's not him
    [01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Ffs
    [01:19] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .c 47000*
    [01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Stop
    [01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> It's white boy
    [01:19] <&topsy> *headshake*

    8 minutes later...

    [01:27] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .def white
    [01:27] <&topsy> :O
    [01:27] <&topsy> white boy
    [01:27] <@irem> wht boy
    [01:27] <@irem> white boy
    [01:27] <@irem> ffs
    [01:27] <&topsy> do !def white boy
    [01:27] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Stop
    [01:27] <&topsy> !slack crazy_pete DO !DEF WHITE BOY
    [01:27] <&topsy> !slack crazy_pete your about to bounce again stop
    [01:27] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Ffs
    [01:27] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .c 47000*1.03
    [01:27] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Crazy
    [01:27] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Stop
    [01:27] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Stop
    [01:27] <&munkbot> Slacked crazy_pete
    [01:27] <&munkbot> Slacked crazy_pete
    [01:27] <&topsy> CPO STOP
    [01:27] <&topsy> STOPSTOPSTOSP
    [01:27] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> .call cp
    [01:27] <&topsy> !call crazy_pete
    [01:28] <&munkbot> 04 Started call to [crazy_pete]
    01[01:28] <&Godly`> is this a joke
    [01:28] <&topsy> omg
    [01:28] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .def white boy
    [01:28] <&topsy> can we remove that guy from bot?
    [01:28] <&topsy> !sot white
    [01:28] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .c 84756*1.03
    [01:28] <@eragon> wowza
    [01:29] <&topsy> !whois opec
    [01:29] <&munkbot> vir links: whiterthanjesus douche poopface
    [01:29] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> **** in middle put kid bed :p
    [01:29] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> Lol
    [01:29] <&munkbot> 04<zara> White jesus :p
    01[01:29] <&Godly`> you guys need to chill with these whois jokes
    01[01:29] <&Godly`> like 1) it's not funny 2) it's throwing the game
    01[01:29] <&Godly`> !dellink godly goldy
    [01:29] <&munkbot> removed
    [01:29] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> K tell me how much send
    [01:30] <&topsy> !def white
    [01:30] <&topsy> ok
    [01:30] <&topsy> lets get this show on the road fellas
    [01:30] <&topsy> somone get cp the def i guess
    [01:30] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .sef white
    [01:30] <&topsy> he's scared
    [01:30] <&Dirty> new som needed?
    [01:30] <&Dirty> right
    [01:30] <&topsy> yah
    [01:30] <&topsy> plz
    [01:30] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> Yeh
    01[01:30] <&Godly`> CP have you been smoking man

    #1 - LonelyGhost. Words cannot describe the level of anger in this one.

    01[20:44] <&Godly`> he needs more
    [20:44] <~zapanap> .addmemo lonelyghost build all incoming land into WTs
    01[20:45] <&Godly`> meh
    01[20:45] <&Godly`> what a ****up =\
    01[20:45] <&Godly`> !eta lg
    01[20:45] <&Godly`> nah **** that he needs to rebuild some
    01[20:45] <&Godly`> we cant wait 20 hours for that ****
    [20:45] <~zapanap> k
    [20:45] <~zapanap> .addmemo lonelyghost need you to rebuild your rax into WT as well
    01[20:46] <&Godly`> is he awake
    01[20:46] <&Godly`> ****ing idiot
    [20:46] <~zapanap> .call lonelyghost
    01[20:46] <&Godly`> been in orders for how long?
    01[20:47] <&Godly`> this retard gonna cost us 5 hours worth of aid
    [20:47] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> Gawd i said to call when chained
    [20:47] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> Not this
    01[20:47] <&Godly`> this is even worse than being chained
    01[20:48] <&Godly`> you didnt follow orders ****face
    [20:48] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> Raze rebuild rax to wt?
    01[20:48] <&Godly`> rebuild rax into WTs
    [20:48] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> I did
    01[20:48] <&Godly`> yea use BB
    [20:48] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> U managed to trigger godly
    01[20:48] <&Godly`> why sint your survey updated
    01[20:48] <&Godly`> you are currently on 0% WTs and just took in 5 hrs worht of aid
    [20:49] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> All 600 incoming to wt?
    01[20:49] <&Godly`> you're supposed to be on *20%*
    01[20:49] <&Godly`> what you think happesn when you put in 10k def specs on 0WTs
    01[20:49] <&Godly`> literally 1 ****up from core can cost another prov
    01[20:50] <&Godly`> we're already cutting bait on 5 provs i dont want it to be 6
    [20:50] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> I didnt get that order
    [20:50] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> K done
    01[20:50] <&Godly`> k im not gonna say anything more about it
    01[20:50] <&Godly`> but if you get NSed
    01[20:51] <&Godly`> do you understand whats gonna happen
    [20:51] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> Oh im on clown listv
    [20:51] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> ?
    01[20:51] <&Godly`> no you are on the i'll fly to your **** country and kick your ass list
    [20:51] <&Jwuzi> lol
    [20:51] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> LOL
    [20:51] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> Come at me bro
    01[20:52] <&Godly`> bro you dont want to **** with me.. my knee is right up there next to your forehead
    [20:52] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> But lg is azn! Knows martial arts and such
    01[20:52] <&Godly`> i dont care how many times hes been ground and pound when someone is an ant compared to me he getting ****ed up
    01[20:55] <&Godly`> 20:55] <munkbot> Order #2: everyone should be building towards 15% wt and some homes. as always ask if you have questions! (23.8hrs ago by topsy / 546)
    01[20:55] <&Godly`> you better pray they dont find out
    01[20:56] <&Godly`> like this isnt even funny
    01[20:56] <&Godly`> if i were you i'd feel like **** tbh
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    I feel like any war that I don't make the clown fiesta list has been a good war for me. No need for any leaders to comment otherwise.

    Edit: I just saw that it was volume one, ohnoe
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    lol reading this I feel fortunate having my squad. theyre a lot smarter than what u got for core rofl.

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    WTF is this Godly? Are you playing with half from my ex kd mates and complain they cant attack!!! I never had this kid problems with Rens/Greaser/Burner/CP/LG. Look like you cant motivate them proper and its why all mess :P
    For example burner is doing perfect on intra kd hits...ask Dirty for confirm it :P

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    they play in Cromulent Elit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elit View Post
    WTF is this Godly? Are you playing with half from my ex kd mates and complain they cant attack!!! I never had this kid problems with Rens/Greaser/Burner/CP/LG. Look like you cant motivate them proper and its why all mess :P
    For example burner is doing perfect on intra kd hits...ask Dirty for confirm it :P

    p.s.
    WTF is doing CJ and Godly in one kd and what is KD name you play together?
    Elit, CR was never gonna lose that war to Panda's if Godly himself bounced a hit to start the cow chain.

    Thus being said...you would think that knowing the improbability of losing the war was incredibly low due to the sheer amount of prep CR had before they even had their 1st war he would have a more positive tone...i feel bad for all the abuse players get there just for a NW crown.

    A crown tainted by nub's blood.

    P.S. I hope cJ did not sell his soul to Godly for a NW crown...a crown tainted by nub's blood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elit View Post
    WTF is this Godly? Are you playing with half from my ex kd mates and complain they cant attack!!! I never had this kid problems with Rens/Greaser/Burner/CP/LG. Look like you cant motivate them proper and its why all mess :P
    For example burner is doing perfect on intra kd hits...ask Dirty for confirm it :P

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    WTF is doing CJ and Godly in one kd and what is KD name you play together?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DM_Benjamin View Post
    I feel like any war that I don't make the clown fiesta list has been a good war for me. No need for any leaders to comment otherwise.

    Edit: I just saw that it was volume one, ohnoe
    I think you were too inactive to make the clown fiesta list. Setting me as sitter the tick before getting chained was :(

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    im numbah one in clown list
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    Quote Originally Posted by Godly View Post
    [20:51] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> Oh im on clown listv
    [20:51] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> ?
    01[20:51] <&Godly`> no you are on the i'll fly to your **** country and kick your ass list
    That one made me laugh, you can feel the rage is authentic. ;)
    Did they ever find out about the lack of WTs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pierniczek View Post
    That one made me laugh, you can feel the rage is authentic. ;)
    Did they ever find out about the lack of WTs?
    If they did, they didn't exploit it.

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    I wanna see logs from when we soldier blocked u like 4-5 hits or so within a span of a couple of hrs ;p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loons View Post
    I wanna see logs from when we soldier blocked u like 4-5 hits or so within a span of a couple of hrs ;p
    Where do you think the burner and cp logs are from? Technically cp didn't get soldier blocked, but still.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zauper View Post
    I think you were too inactive to make the clown fiesta list. Setting me as sitter the tick before getting chained was :(
    You say inactive, I say "Actively challenged". Lets agree to disagree
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