What is a clown fiesta? "A ridiculous scenario in which no one is really sure on what is taking place."
Who made it on the list? Individuals who caused severe emotional distress to Godly.
The following logs are actual events that occurred. Portions were cut but individual lines were unedited. Viewer discretion is advised.
#6 (Honorable mention)- The council. "At one point I splashed some water on my face and looked around and said... man we got some clowns in here!"
01[18:32] <&Godly`> guys
01[18:32] <&Godly`> what the actual ****
01[18:32] <&Godly`> there are people figuring out their own hits
[18:36] <&Jwuzi> i told them tamriel
[18:36] <&Jwuzi> :p
[18:37] <&Jwuzi> but yea
[18:37] <&Jwuzi> its cute
[18:37] <&Jwuzi> im watching
01[18:37] <&Godly`> you got ****ing clown fiesta trying to figure out what def to leave
[18:37] <&Jwuzi> and waiting to yell oh **** stop
[18:37] <&Jwuzi> lOL
#5 - Greaser. "Everyone else was doing it!"
[18:33] <&Jwuzi> greaser
[18:33] <&Jwuzi> wtf are you doing
[18:33] <&Jwuzi> no anon
[18:33] <@Greaser> I saw others did no anon
[18:33] <&Jwuzi> dude
[18:33] <&Jwuzi> we're avian
[18:33] <@Felonious> avians
[18:33] <&Jwuzi> get your head out of your ass
[18:33] <@Greaser> So i didnt bother tobask
[18:33] <&munkbot> 04<meep> lmayo
[18:33] <&Jwuzi> ****ing dumb
#4 - Burner. Burner had an interesting take on how to make a TM.
[14:09] <@cJ> ehh wait
[14:09] <@cJ> can we settle burner's hit
[14:09] <@cJ> burner can you just have courage and gogo
[14:09] <&Jwuzi> burner we're all waiting on you
[14:09] <@cJ> cause cp is after you
[14:09] <@cJ> if you have no confidence. set sitting on jwuzi lol
[14:10] <@cJ> then if jwuzi boucne. we will rage quit
[14:10] <@Burner> yah CJ, grabbed new intel to get unsold def, just waiting a min to see if they sending pile again, then I'll hit
[14:10] <&Jwuzi> NO
[14:10] <@cJ> wow
[14:10] <@cJ> OMG
[14:10] <&Jwuzi> THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT
#3 - Beck (ft. Lonely Ghost). One of the big humans. We set him up to try to bounce a hit and just watch what happened. Bonus lonelyghost caring more about Jwuzi's frisbee game than the fiasco.
01[16:19] <&Godly`> beck be quick to send them back if they resume NS
[16:19] <&munkbot> 04<beck> Who can I send back to?
[16:19] <@cJ> me
[16:19] <&munkbot> 04<beck> Ok
[16:19] <@cJ> lets block something
[16:20] <@cJ> are they re-intelling?
[16:20] <@cJ> beck pass me back solds
[16:20] <@cJ> man he hasnt sent back
[16:20] <@hengz> i think beck on phone?
01[16:20] <&Godly`> dude you're getting them NSEd
01[16:20] <&Godly`> May3YR10 926 of our troops were found dead today!
01[16:20] <&Godly`> May3YR10 1,396 of our troops were found dead today!
[16:20] <@hengz> on phone is hard
meanwhile as we're getting our **** pushed in, LG cares more about jwuzi's frisbee game
[16:21] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> aint got no solds
[16:21] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> maybe i shuold atch wuzi play frissbe
[16:21] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> lemme serach the link
[16:21] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> .whois wuzi
[16:21] <@cJ> i'm very sure hes getting NS-ed
[16:21] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> ****
[16:21] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> i missed it
[16:21] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> 1308 sols left btw
[16:22] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> oh i have not
[16:22] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> WHAT TEAM IS HE ON? ANYBODY KNOWS?
[16:22] <@cJ> rens how do you know 1308 left
[16:22] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> I sot
[16:22] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Did anyone tell Beck he got sols aided?
[16:22] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> .sapp wuzi wuzi, what is your frisbee team name?! like who do i root for amagad
[16:22] <@irem> ya, he said hed send back
22 mins later
[16:46] <&munkbot> 04<beck> My son pjuked worst timeing
[16:46] <&munkbot> 04<beck> Im backy
[16:46] <&munkbot> 04<cj> Beck. Ok. Your son alright? If so
[16:46] <&munkbot> 04<cj> Go to your war room
[16:46] <&munkbot> 04<cj> What's the ambush timing on no sleep
[16:48] <&munkbot> 04<beck> 9,46 h
[16:49] <&munkbot> 04<cj> .eta no sleep
01[16:49] <&Godly`> cj they're gonna beat him home no matter what
01[16:49] <&Godly`> lets just figure out what his def will be
01[16:49] <&Godly`> in 8 ticks
[16:49] <&munkbot> 04<cj> Ok
01[16:50] <&Godly`> how many elites do you have to send out to ambush those 2 hits
[16:50] <&munkbot> 04<cj> If you can't calc. It's ok. Just tell us how much def specs and elites in trng per tick
[16:51] <&munkbot> 04<beck> Sry brb
[16:51] <&munkbot> 04<cj> Beck how much dspecs and elites you get back tickly. And is it within 8 ticks?
[16:52] <&munkbot> 04<beck> Can i put puta sitter my son is dick
[16:52] <&munkbot> 04<beck> Sick
1 hour later
[17:44] <@beck> we got anyone who can sit me?
[17:44] <@beck> my keep wake up and my wife is ****ing angry
[17:44] <@beck> i need a sitter
[17:44] <@beck> my son *
01[17:45] <&Godly`> anyone here can sit?
[17:45] <@hengz> u need to sit how many days
[17:46] <@beck> rest of my life
QQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOtkYRsUl8o QQ
#2 - Crazy Pete - This is by far the craziest thing I witnessed all war. I had originally put it as #1, but I couldn't because it was pretty funny in retrospect. Typing .def white was giving defense on VIR who had an alias "whiterthanjesus"
[01:18] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> Yeh
[01:18] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> Bounce one
[01:18] <&topsy> ...
[01:19] <&topsy> ummm
[01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Wtf
[01:19] <&topsy> i guess try again?
[01:19] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .def white
[01:19] <@irem> wait wtf
[01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Stop
[01:19] <&topsy> dude
[01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Stop
[01:19] <@irem> why did u send 50k offense?
[01:19] <&topsy> wait
[01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> That's not him
[01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Ffs
[01:19] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .c 47000*
[01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Stop
[01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> It's white boy
[01:19] <&topsy> *headshake*
8 minutes later...
[01:27] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .def white
[01:27] <&topsy> :O
[01:27] <&topsy> white boy
[01:27] <@irem> wht boy
[01:27] <@irem> white boy
[01:27] <@irem> ffs
[01:27] <&topsy> do !def white boy
[01:27] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Stop
[01:27] <&topsy> !slack crazy_pete DO !DEF WHITE BOY
[01:27] <&topsy> !slack crazy_pete your about to bounce again stop
[01:27] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Ffs
[01:27] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .c 47000*1.03
[01:27] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Crazy
[01:27] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Stop
[01:27] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Stop
[01:27] <&munkbot> Slacked crazy_pete
[01:27] <&munkbot> Slacked crazy_pete
[01:27] <&topsy> CPO STOP
[01:27] <&topsy> STOPSTOPSTOSP
[01:27] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> .call cp
[01:27] <&topsy> !call crazy_pete
[01:28] <&munkbot> 04 Started call to [crazy_pete]
01[01:28] <&Godly`> is this a joke
[01:28] <&topsy> omg
[01:28] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .def white boy
[01:28] <&topsy> can we remove that guy from bot?
[01:28] <&topsy> !sot white
[01:28] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .c 84756*1.03
[01:28] <@eragon> wowza
[01:29] <&topsy> !whois opec
[01:29] <&munkbot> vir links: whiterthanjesus douche poopface
[01:29] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> **** in middle put kid bed :p
[01:29] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> Lol
[01:29] <&munkbot> 04<zara> White jesus :p
01[01:29] <&Godly`> you guys need to chill with these whois jokes
01[01:29] <&Godly`> like 1) it's not funny 2) it's throwing the game
01[01:29] <&Godly`> !dellink godly goldy
[01:29] <&munkbot> removed
[01:29] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> K tell me how much send
[01:30] <&topsy> !def white
[01:30] <&topsy> ok
[01:30] <&topsy> lets get this show on the road fellas
[01:30] <&topsy> somone get cp the def i guess
[01:30] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .sef white
[01:30] <&topsy> he's scared
[01:30] <&Dirty> new som needed?
[01:30] <&Dirty> right
[01:30] <&topsy> yah
[01:30] <&topsy> plz
[01:30] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> Yeh
01[01:30] <&Godly`> CP have you been smoking man
#1 - LonelyGhost. Words cannot describe the level of anger in this one.
01[20:44] <&Godly`> he needs more
[20:44] <~zapanap> .addmemo lonelyghost build all incoming land into WTs
01[20:45] <&Godly`> meh
01[20:45] <&Godly`> what a ****up =\
01[20:45] <&Godly`> !eta lg
01[20:45] <&Godly`> nah **** that he needs to rebuild some
01[20:45] <&Godly`> we cant wait 20 hours for that ****
[20:45] <~zapanap> k
[20:45] <~zapanap> .addmemo lonelyghost need you to rebuild your rax into WT as well
01[20:46] <&Godly`> is he awake
01[20:46] <&Godly`> ****ing idiot
[20:46] <~zapanap> .call lonelyghost
01[20:46] <&Godly`> been in orders for how long?
01[20:47] <&Godly`> this retard gonna cost us 5 hours worth of aid
[20:47] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> Gawd i said to call when chained
[20:47] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> Not this
01[20:47] <&Godly`> this is even worse than being chained
01[20:48] <&Godly`> you didnt follow orders ****face
[20:48] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> Raze rebuild rax to wt?
01[20:48] <&Godly`> rebuild rax into WTs
[20:48] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> I did
01[20:48] <&Godly`> yea use BB
[20:48] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> U managed to trigger godly
01[20:48] <&Godly`> why sint your survey updated
01[20:48] <&Godly`> you are currently on 0% WTs and just took in 5 hrs worht of aid
[20:49] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> All 600 incoming to wt?
01[20:49] <&Godly`> you're supposed to be on *20%*
01[20:49] <&Godly`> what you think happesn when you put in 10k def specs on 0WTs
01[20:49] <&Godly`> literally 1 ****up from core can cost another prov
01[20:50] <&Godly`> we're already cutting bait on 5 provs i dont want it to be 6
[20:50] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> I didnt get that order
[20:50] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> K done
01[20:50] <&Godly`> k im not gonna say anything more about it
01[20:50] <&Godly`> but if you get NSed
01[20:51] <&Godly`> do you understand whats gonna happen
[20:51] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> Oh im on clown listv
[20:51] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> ?
01[20:51] <&Godly`> no you are on the i'll fly to your **** country and kick your ass list
[20:51] <&Jwuzi> lol
[20:51] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> LOL
[20:51] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> Come at me bro
01[20:52] <&Godly`> bro you dont want to **** with me.. my knee is right up there next to your forehead
[20:52] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> But lg is azn! Knows martial arts and such
01[20:52] <&Godly`> i dont care how many times hes been ground and pound when someone is an ant compared to me he getting ****ed up
01[20:55] <&Godly`> 20:55] <munkbot> Order #2: everyone should be building towards 15% wt and some homes. as always ask if you have questions! (23.8hrs ago by topsy / 546)
01[20:55] <&Godly`> you better pray they dont find out
01[20:56] <&Godly`> like this isnt even funny
01[20:56] <&Godly`> if i were you i'd feel like **** tbh
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