Clown Fiesta vol. 1

[Godly]

What is a clown fiesta? "A ridiculous scenario in which no one is really sure on what is taking place."
Who made it on the list? Individuals who caused severe emotional distress to Godly.

The following logs are actual events that occurred. Portions were cut but individual lines were unedited. Viewer discretion is advised.

#6 (Honorable mention)- The council. "At one point I splashed some water on my face and looked around and said... man we got some clowns in here!"
01[18:32] <&Godly`> guys
01[18:32] <&Godly`> what the actual ****
01[18:32] <&Godly`> there are people figuring out their own hits
[18:36] <&Jwuzi> i told them tamriel
[18:36] <&Jwuzi> :p
[18:37] <&Jwuzi> but yea
[18:37] <&Jwuzi> its cute
[18:37] <&Jwuzi> im watching
01[18:37] <&Godly`> you got ****ing clown fiesta trying to figure out what def to leave
[18:37] <&Jwuzi> and waiting to yell oh **** stop
[18:37] <&Jwuzi> lOL


#5 - Greaser. "Everyone else was doing it!"
[18:33] <&Jwuzi> greaser
[18:33] <&Jwuzi> wtf are you doing
[18:33] <&Jwuzi> no anon
[18:33] <@Greaser> I saw others did no anon
[18:33] <&Jwuzi> dude
[18:33] <&Jwuzi> we're avian
[18:33] <@Felonious> avians
[18:33] <&Jwuzi> get your head out of your ass
[18:33] <@Greaser> So i didnt bother tobask
[18:33] <&munkbot> 04<meep> lmayo
[18:33] <&Jwuzi> ****ing dumb

#4 - Burner. Burner had an interesting take on how to make a TM.
[14:09] <@cJ> ehh wait
[14:09] <@cJ> can we settle burner's hit
[14:09] <@cJ> burner can you just have courage and gogo
[14:09] <&Jwuzi> burner we're all waiting on you
[14:09] <@cJ> cause cp is after you
[14:09] <@cJ> if you have no confidence. set sitting on jwuzi lol
[14:10] <@cJ> then if jwuzi boucne. we will rage quit
[14:10] <@Burner> yah CJ, grabbed new intel to get unsold def, just waiting a min to see if they sending pile again, then I'll hit
[14:10] <&Jwuzi> NO
[14:10] <@cJ> wow
[14:10] <@cJ> OMG
[14:10] <&Jwuzi> THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT

#3 - Beck (ft. Lonely Ghost). One of the big humans. We set him up to try to bounce a hit and just watch what happened. Bonus lonelyghost caring more about Jwuzi's frisbee game than the fiasco.
01[16:19] <&Godly`> beck be quick to send them back if they resume NS
[16:19] <&munkbot> 04<beck> Who can I send back to?
[16:19] <@cJ> me
[16:19] <&munkbot> 04<beck> Ok
[16:19] <@cJ> lets block something
[16:20] <@cJ> are they re-intelling?
[16:20] <@cJ> beck pass me back solds
[16:20] <@cJ> man he hasnt sent back
[16:20] <@hengz> i think beck on phone?
01[16:20] <&Godly`> dude you're getting them NSEd
01[16:20] <&Godly`> May3YR10 926 of our troops were found dead today!
01[16:20] <&Godly`> May3YR10 1,396 of our troops were found dead today!
[16:20] <@hengz> on phone is hard

meanwhile as we're getting our **** pushed in, LG cares more about jwuzi's frisbee game

[16:21] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> aint got no solds
[16:21] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> maybe i shuold atch wuzi play frissbe
[16:21] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> lemme serach the link
[16:21] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> .whois wuzi
[16:21] <@cJ> i'm very sure hes getting NS-ed
[16:21] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> ****
[16:21] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> i missed it
[16:21] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> 1308 sols left btw
[16:22] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> oh i have not
[16:22] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> WHAT TEAM IS HE ON? ANYBODY KNOWS?
[16:22] <@cJ> rens how do you know 1308 left
[16:22] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> I sot
[16:22] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Did anyone tell Beck he got sols aided?
[16:22] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> .sapp wuzi wuzi, what is your frisbee team name?! like who do i root for amagad
[16:22] <@irem> ya, he said hed send back

22 mins later

[16:46] <&munkbot> 04<beck> My son pjuked worst timeing
[16:46] <&munkbot> 04<beck> Im backy
[16:46] <&munkbot> 04<cj> Beck. Ok. Your son alright? If so
[16:46] <&munkbot> 04<cj> Go to your war room
[16:46] <&munkbot> 04<cj> What's the ambush timing on no sleep
[16:48] <&munkbot> 04<beck> 9,46 h
[16:49] <&munkbot> 04<cj> .eta no sleep
01[16:49] <&Godly`> cj they're gonna beat him home no matter what
01[16:49] <&Godly`> lets just figure out what his def will be
01[16:49] <&Godly`> in 8 ticks
[16:49] <&munkbot> 04<cj> Ok
01[16:50] <&Godly`> how many elites do you have to send out to ambush those 2 hits
[16:50] <&munkbot> 04<cj> If you can't calc. It's ok. Just tell us how much def specs and elites in trng per tick
[16:51] <&munkbot> 04<beck> Sry brb
[16:51] <&munkbot> 04<cj> Beck how much dspecs and elites you get back tickly. And is it within 8 ticks?
[16:52] <&munkbot> 04<beck> Can i put puta sitter my son is dick
[16:52] <&munkbot> 04<beck> Sick

1 hour later

[17:44] <@beck> we got anyone who can sit me?
[17:44] <@beck> my keep wake up and my wife is ****ing angry
[17:44] <@beck> i need a sitter
[17:44] <@beck> my son *
01[17:45] <&Godly`> anyone here can sit?
[17:45] <@hengz> u need to sit how many days
[17:46] <@beck> rest of my life

QQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOtkYRsUl8o QQ

#2 - Crazy Pete - This is by far the craziest thing I witnessed all war. I had originally put it as #1, but I couldn't because it was pretty funny in retrospect. Typing .def white was giving defense on VIR who had an alias "whiterthanjesus"
[01:18] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> Yeh
[01:18] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> Bounce one
[01:18] <&topsy> ...
[01:19] <&topsy> ummm
[01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Wtf
[01:19] <&topsy> i guess try again?
[01:19] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .def white
[01:19] <@irem> wait wtf
[01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Stop
[01:19] <&topsy> dude
[01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Stop
[01:19] <@irem> why did u send 50k offense?
[01:19] <&topsy> wait
[01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> That's not him
[01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Ffs
[01:19] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .c 47000*
[01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Stop
[01:19] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> It's white boy
[01:19] <&topsy> *headshake*

8 minutes later...

[01:27] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .def white
[01:27] <&topsy> :O
[01:27] <&topsy> white boy
[01:27] <@irem> wht boy
[01:27] <@irem> white boy
[01:27] <@irem> ffs
[01:27] <&topsy> do !def white boy
[01:27] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Stop
[01:27] <&topsy> !slack crazy_pete DO !DEF WHITE BOY
[01:27] <&topsy> !slack crazy_pete your about to bounce again stop
[01:27] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Ffs
[01:27] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .c 47000*1.03
[01:27] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Crazy
[01:27] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Stop
[01:27] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> Stop
[01:27] <&munkbot> Slacked crazy_pete
[01:27] <&munkbot> Slacked crazy_pete
[01:27] <&topsy> CPO STOP
[01:27] <&topsy> STOPSTOPSTOSP
[01:27] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> .call cp
[01:27] <&topsy> !call crazy_pete
[01:28] <&munkbot> 04 Started call to [crazy_pete]
01[01:28] <&Godly`> is this a joke
[01:28] <&topsy> omg
[01:28] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .def white boy
[01:28] <&topsy> can we remove that guy from bot?
[01:28] <&topsy> !sot white
[01:28] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .c 84756*1.03
[01:28] <@eragon> wowza
[01:29] <&topsy> !whois opec
[01:29] <&munkbot> vir links: whiterthanjesus douche poopface
[01:29] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> **** in middle put kid bed :p
[01:29] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> Lol
[01:29] <&munkbot> 04<zara> White jesus :p
01[01:29] <&Godly`> you guys need to chill with these whois jokes
01[01:29] <&Godly`> like 1) it's not funny 2) it's throwing the game
01[01:29] <&Godly`> !dellink godly goldy
[01:29] <&munkbot> removed
[01:29] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> K tell me how much send
[01:30] <&topsy> !def white
[01:30] <&topsy> ok
[01:30] <&topsy> lets get this show on the road fellas
[01:30] <&topsy> somone get cp the def i guess
[01:30] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> .sef white
[01:30] <&topsy> he's scared
[01:30] <&Dirty> new som needed?
[01:30] <&Dirty> right
[01:30] <&topsy> yah
[01:30] <&topsy> plz
[01:30] <&munkbot> 04<crazy_pete> Yeh
01[01:30] <&Godly`> CP have you been smoking man

#1 - LonelyGhost. Words cannot describe the level of anger in this one.

01[20:44] <&Godly`> he needs more
[20:44] <~zapanap> .addmemo lonelyghost build all incoming land into WTs
01[20:45] <&Godly`> meh
01[20:45] <&Godly`> what a ****up =\
01[20:45] <&Godly`> !eta lg
01[20:45] <&Godly`> nah **** that he needs to rebuild some
01[20:45] <&Godly`> we cant wait 20 hours for that ****
[20:45] <~zapanap> k
[20:45] <~zapanap> .addmemo lonelyghost need you to rebuild your rax into WT as well
01[20:46] <&Godly`> is he awake
01[20:46] <&Godly`> ****ing idiot
[20:46] <~zapanap> .call lonelyghost
01[20:46] <&Godly`> been in orders for how long?
01[20:47] <&Godly`> this retard gonna cost us 5 hours worth of aid
[20:47] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> Gawd i said to call when chained
[20:47] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> Not this
01[20:47] <&Godly`> this is even worse than being chained
01[20:48] <&Godly`> you didnt follow orders ****face
[20:48] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> Raze rebuild rax to wt?
01[20:48] <&Godly`> rebuild rax into WTs
[20:48] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> I did
01[20:48] <&Godly`> yea use BB
[20:48] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> U managed to trigger godly
01[20:48] <&Godly`> why sint your survey updated
01[20:48] <&Godly`> you are currently on 0% WTs and just took in 5 hrs worht of aid
[20:49] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> All 600 incoming to wt?
01[20:49] <&Godly`> you're supposed to be on *20%*
01[20:49] <&Godly`> what you think happesn when you put in 10k def specs on 0WTs
01[20:49] <&Godly`> literally 1 ****up from core can cost another prov
01[20:50] <&Godly`> we're already cutting bait on 5 provs i dont want it to be 6
[20:50] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> I didnt get that order
[20:50] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> K done
01[20:50] <&Godly`> k im not gonna say anything more about it
01[20:50] <&Godly`> but if you get NSed
01[20:51] <&Godly`> do you understand whats gonna happen
[20:51] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> Oh im on clown listv
[20:51] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> ?
01[20:51] <&Godly`> no you are on the i'll fly to your **** country and kick your ass list
[20:51] <&Jwuzi> lol
[20:51] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> LOL
[20:51] <&munkbot> 04<lonelyghost> Come at me bro
01[20:52] <&Godly`> bro you dont want to **** with me.. my knee is right up there next to your forehead
[20:52] <&munkbot> 04<snirpsner> But lg is azn! Knows martial arts and such
01[20:52] <&Godly`> i dont care how many times hes been ground and pound when someone is an ant compared to me he getting ****ed up
01[20:55] <&Godly`> 20:55] <munkbot> Order #2: everyone should be building towards 15% wt and some homes. as always ask if you have questions! (23.8hrs ago by topsy / 546)
01[20:55] <&Godly`> you better pray they dont find out
01[20:56] <&Godly`> like this isnt even funny
01[20:56] <&Godly`> if i were you i'd feel like **** tbh

[DM_Benjamin]

I feel like any war that I don't make the clown fiesta list has been a good war for me. No need for any leaders to comment otherwise.

Edit: I just saw that it was volume one, ohnoe

[Zauper]

I feel like any war that I don't make the clown fiesta list has been a good war for me. No need for any leaders to comment otherwise.

Edit: I just saw that it was volume one, ohnoe

I think you were too inactive to make the clown fiesta list. Setting me as sitter the tick before getting chained was :(

p.s.

lonelyghost [7:39 AM]
YES

[7:39]
im numbah one in clown list

Congrats LG.

[DM_Benjamin]

I think you were too inactive to make the clown fiesta list. Setting me as sitter the tick before getting chained was :(

You say inactive, I say "Actively challenged". Lets agree to disagree

[flogger]

wait, Irem plays in CR too? I'm starting to get annoyed with how many former BB'ers are winning crowns in CR. Incoming recruitment battle.

[Band of Horses]

wait, Irem plays in CR too? I'm starting to get annoyed with how many former BB'ers are winning crowns in CR. Incoming recruitment battle.

Hasn't Irem been there the last 3 ages/crowns? CR has no shame when it comes to recruitment, see cJ. Goodluck in your upcoming battle.

[sexual harassment panda]

wait, Irem plays in CR too? I'm starting to get annoyed with how many former BB'ers are winning crowns in CR. Incoming recruitment battle.

I just joined this age.

You made me dust off my account to say for the record I didn't play in BB. It was BIO!!!!

Small distinction but for some reason I figured it was worth making.

No surprise LG made #1 on the clown list!

And he is very proud of his accomplishment. There's gonna be a fight to who is #1 next war. Lots of solid candidates here including yours truly.

[Squee311]

I think you were too inactive to make the clown fiesta list. Setting me as sitter the tick before getting chained was :(

^ this or you were not high enough during the war... i am going to have to agree with Zauper tho.

[tak3shi]

I think you were too inactive to make the clown fiesta list. Setting me as sitter the tick before getting chained was :(

p.s.

Congrats LG.

Good on U Ben! That should be on the pro list! I would have done the same!

[StratOcastle]

I feel better now. I may've brought anguish on my kingdom because I thought there were some exotic strategies I was unaware of. Turns out I knew what I was doing, they knew what they were doing, but the fact they felt they needed to tell me made me wonder if we were talking about the same thing.

[Bart of Sparta]

lol reading this I feel fortunate having my squad. theyre a lot smarter than what u got for core rofl.

[Elit]

WTF is this Godly? Are you playing with half from my ex kd mates and complain they cant attack!!! I never had this kid problems with Rens/Greaser/Burner/CP/LG. Look like you cant motivate them proper and its why all mess :P
For example burner is doing perfect on intra kd hits...ask Dirty for confirm it :P

p.s.
WTF is doing CJ and Godly in one kd and what is KD name you play together?

[DonJuan]

WTF is this Godly? Are you playing with half from my ex kd mates and complain they cant attack!!! I never had this kid problems with Rens/Greaser/Burner/CP/LG. Look like you cant motivate them proper and its why all mess :P
For example burner is doing perfect on intra kd hits...ask Dirty for confirm it :P

p.s.
WTF is doing CJ and Godly in one kd and what is KD name you play together?

Elit, CR was never gonna lose that war to Panda's if Godly himself bounced a hit to start the cow chain.

Thus being said...you would think that knowing the improbability of losing the war was incredibly low due to the sheer amount of prep CR had before they even had their 1st war he would have a more positive tone...i feel bad for all the abuse players get there just for a NW crown.

A crown tainted by nub's blood.

P.S. I hope cJ did not sell his soul to Godly for a NW crown...a crown tainted by nub's blood.

[Godly]

Elit, CR was never gonna lose that war to Panda's if Godly himself bounced a hit to start the cow chain.

Thus being said...you would think that knowing the improbability of losing the war was incredibly low due to the sheer amount of prep CR had before they even had their 1st war he would have a more positive tone...i feel bad for all the abuse players get there just for a NW crown.

A crown tainted by nub's blood.

P.S. I hope cJ did not sell his soul to Godly for a NW crown...a crown tainted by nub's blood.

When you sign up to play in CR, you know what it means. We all talk fast and blunt. It's not for the thin skinned. zauper is pretty much the only nice person in council. Every so often he wakes up to a royal rumble and calmly restores order. I can only imagine how things would be if we were all in a house together during the war. I'm pretty sure LG would have been dead after the WT thing. I had to take blood pressure medicine and do some mediation.

[era]

When you sign up to play in CR, you know what it means. We all talk fast and blunt. It's not for the thin skinned. zauper is pretty much the only nice person in council. Every so often he wakes up to a royal rumble and calmly restores order. I can only imagine how things would be if we were all in a house together during the war. I'm pretty sure LG would have been dead after the WT thing. I had to take blood pressure medicine and do some mediation.

I think topsy is nice too. Just saying :)