Utopia blunders

[neanderthal]

A glitch or phat fingers on mobile while in war room and sending army too small or overspending because your connection did not add up the numbers fast enough. Wrong type of attack. All those things.

So now, military numbers get entered and the last thing we do is scroll back to the top and select province to hit, type of attack and number of gens to send.

[Bart of Sparta]

Get woken up at 3a to donate to a dragon. I donate and the emerald is sent.

Then they tell me to donate to a sapphire. I donte and it is sent.

(I still had enough gold for two more, but lol).

Thx Sheister. Just went about SNing all KDs currently at war to find FS... then I realized u were talking about past experience :( was already wondering how u had that much gc already!

[Shrinky]

Coming back to utopia after a long break, doing an ambush, remembering Generals multiplier doesn't apply but forgetting that the same applies to O Specs and Elites also. Ending up under sending troops on ambush and failing because of calculating required offense on mod OME factor instead of Raw offense factor.

[gpimento]

I have a nice blunder:
Every day i send one abduct attack on a person of the same NW as me, and every day I get zero scientists.
I am not lucky on the "new scientist" also, almost a week passed and only one appeared here.

Sure this funny blunders will motivate new players to love the game right?

[neanderthal]

I have a nice blunder:
Every day i send one abduct attack on a person of the same NW as me, and every day I get zero scientists.
I am not lucky on the "new scientist" also, almost a week passed and only one appeared here.

Sure this funny blunders will motivate new players to love the game right?

Number of scientists are not high enough yet. I kind onfhave the feeling that 30-33 min is the magic number before you can bring one home. Wait 1 more week and then expect to bring 1 home. In another 4 weeks you might get 2 to join you.

[0papa]

Poor gpimento, you are a BMW. Bitter Miserable Wretch. I feel for the rest of your KD mates to have to listen to your griefer flames. You should delete your prov if you feel that strong about this science issue as to hijack Goodwitch nice cheerful thread. At the least you should be banned from forums for a week. There are other threads for science rants and I don't read those. People please stay on topic and lets have one good thread? LOL what am I saying this is Utopia forums...


Damit boy ya made me upset enough to post twice in same month. Sworn enemy now. I will hunt you down and tickle you like Elmo.

[s0830887]

My least forgivable one: I'm an super deep drafted, ~3k acres, ub f/m going into war but decide that my 9-10rwpa is choking me. Trying to release to open up some space, 2000 wiz at a time so I don't **** it up. End up releasing 20k wiz in one swoop. Utterly useless in said war!

[Goodwitch]

ohhh and then there is the guy that gets chained and is left with 50 peasants, falls asleep and forgets to turn wizard production off...wakes up to find he go hit a couple more times and his province overpopped itsself with wizards

[TommyB]

ohhh and then there is the guy that gets chained and is left with 50 peasants, falls asleep and forgets to turn wizard production off...wakes up to find he go hit a couple more times and his province overpopped itsself with wizards

He must have had less than 100 wizards then for that to have happened?

[Goodwitch]

He must have had less than 100 wizards then for that to have happened?

its been a while and wasn't my province...he died after getting chained and then hit some more, he didnt havr wizard production turned off...thats all i know. coulda just been that he didnt have enough peasants left to survive the attacks. mainly he did not ask for soldiers to release before going to bed

[gwalchmai]

building homes by mistake in initial protection build.
No Guilds,No Towers,etc, but on the bright side, I had tons of pop space...
Multitasking can be a bad thing.

[Nameless_1]

A glitch or phat fingers on mobile while in war room and sending army too small or overspending because your connection did not add up the numbers fast enough. Wrong type of attack. All those things.

So now, military numbers get entered and the last thing we do is scroll back to the top and select province to hit, type of attack and number of gens to send.

That's how mobIle game works...I do the same thing now. Last thing I enter is the target...way to many bounces accidently hitting enter when I had only entered some ospecs. Bouncy bounce

[Nim]

My gf once released all wizards in eowcf after we told her to release her army except her leets.
I once removed all my armouries... and rebuild armouries. :D

[QueenMab]

Was Steward and rather salty at a KD's demeanour when they demanded a CF. A few evenings on, after many wines logged on and thought 'screw them, no one has CF's anymore' and deleted all CF's.
Monarch woke up the next morning to many cranky messages from KD's asking why we cancelled. Lucky to have a lovely Monarch who explained I'm a rtard and renegotiated CF's.

[MyNameIsMatija]

Hmmm I don't really have a favorite. I love them all equally.

In order to succeed you should double your fail rate. Tom Watson