The time has come to publicize the Republic of Octobrev's double hostile.
Some weeks ago Korp retal'd a hit by Strippers. Some of you may recall Strippers from the 50's, a loud mouthed warring ghetto that received frequent deletions. For anybody interested, they still receive deletions but it seems as though their glory days are long since past.
Anyways, Strippers retal'd Korp's retal and one thing led to another and we ended up in a multi-week "conflict". At about twice our size, their monarch was pretty confident that they would sort this out in no time and put us in our place. Well here we are a couple of weeks later and their monarch has abandoned along with one other province, two provinces have defected, we managed to peasant kill one, and another deleted.
Cue sheister.June 11 of YR5 The once proud province of Sofa King Sexslave has collapsed and lies in ruins.
July 10 of YR5 As the ultimate betrayal, Zolano destroys all in the land of Sofa King of Zolano before leaving for a new kingdom.
Monarch -> July 19 of YR5 Staying in the darkest shadows, Viviane slips out of Sofa King Va Va Viv unnoticed, never to be seen again.
July 24 of YR5 Dark Star has defected to Utopian Pirateers (no:loc)!
January 7 of YR6 Staying in the darkest shadows, Nim slips out of Sofa King Nimble unnoticed, never to be seen again.
sheister had a similar experience with some ghetto nobody has ever heard of before. They did a 0 scientist abduct and he responded with a trad. They didn't think this was appropriate and retal'd him, which he followed up with a retal of his own. Long story short, he informed them that he would be razing into future wars. And he did. Each time they would CF the kingdom he was in, and each time he would defect and pick up where he left off or wait for their next war. Unable to grasp the finer points of diplomacy, this ghetto decided to chase him rather than work out a reasonable CF deal. So three wars later and several thousand acres razed, sheister was invited into the Republic of Octobrev to help **** with Strippers.
It is at this point that the self-proclaimed famous ghetto he had been quarrelling with decided they would continue to raze him despite having an agreement with his previous monarch. And they opted to do this into our very long, very active hostile. It is at this juncture that I will begin using the words "hostile" and "conflict" interchangeably, because there is no difference, but the ghetto in question seems to have a hard time wrapping their head around that.
We obviously did not take very kindly to this interference in our conflict with Strippers - sheister was now an honoured member of the Republic of Octobrev and thus his problem, this unwarranted razing, became our problem. Korp took the time to inform said ghetto of this and reiterated that just like sheister, we would raze into their future wars as retribution should they not desist. They opted instead to begin razing Korp, and then Bishop, while continuing to claim in #tactics that they were targeting only one province.
And now I will present you all with some of the more memorable quotes to come out of our correspondence with them:
Maybe if you'd spoken to a few more people you'd have heard the name Dungeon Dwellers. and you'd know how foolish it is to declare a vendetta on usAt this stage both kingdoms are coordinating attacks so I'd like to congratulate them on that impressive achievement, particularly Strippers since they are absolutely incompetent.<Macho_Mib> I've personally received countless apologies from ghettos who hit into us without realizing who we are
As it stands both kingdoms are now locked in an unwinnable struggle to raze us until we leave them alone and neither is willing to negotiate.
In the spirit of the #acres4octo campaign that this kingdom began in age 58?, our condition for ceasefire and allowing them to continue their age unabated is 5k acres to Octo. Alternatively the deletion of Abi's province is also acceptable.
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