-wSk- vs CR

[Retard`]

Both KD looked pumped, eventhough CR has a better NPA.

Interresting to see how this develops.

[Binar]

CR dropped out in normal. So either someone miscalced the time, or there is some new meta play thing Iam totally missing. 50-50 there

[Meep]

CR dropped out in normal. So either someone miscalced the time, or there is some new meta play thing Iam totally missing. 50-50 there

Gained 200 less acres hitting their orcs, still beat them home, lost fewer troops, not stuck paying higher wages, seems fine.

[Mike^]

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 16 (1,889 acres)
-- Traditional march: 15 (1,889 acres)
-- Failed: 1 (6.3% failure)
-- Uniques: 15
Total attacks suffered: 0 (0 acres)

** The kingdom of CR **
Total land exchanged: +1,889 (16/0)
+189 Chili con carnival (1/0)
+165 lok tar ogar (1/0)
+157 Raze that faery heretic x2 (1/0)
+149 dickbutt (1/0)
+149 Shake it off (1/0)
+138 because you told me to (1/0)
+137 zanuta perversa (1/0)
+134 Snapshot rhymes with Grug (1/0)
+116 Novorossiya (1/0)
+116 Harlequin (1/0)
+105 Goo (1/0)
+88 Ford (1/0)
+86 fsckface von clownstick (1/0)
+83 Thomas the choochoo (1/0)
+77 Pure Blood (1/0)
- The Sugar Plum Faery (1/0)


** The kingdom of wsk **
Total land exchanged: -1,889 (0/16)
- Bad Santa hates this theme (0/1)
-134 Bad Santa Curses Monarch (0/1)
-137 Good Santa aint no Hobbit (0/1)
-149 Good Santa is Zexy (0/1)
-199 Good SANTA are Cats (0/2)
-226 GoodSantaLikesToHoHoHo (0/2)
-262 Good santa is smellz (0/2)
-358 Good Santa grabz the Crown (0/3)
-424 Good Santa whear dress (0/3)


** Uniques for CR **
Goo - 1
Harlequin - 1
Ford - 1
fsckface von clownstick - 1
Pure Blood - 1
Thomas the choochoo - 1
Novorossiya - 1
Snapshot rhymes with Grug - 1
Raze that faery heretic x2 - 1
lok tar ogar - 1
dickbutt - 1
Shake it off - 1
zanuta perversa - 1
because you told me to - 1
Chili con carnival - 1

** Highlights **
Total aid packets sent
12 packets

Most aid packets sent by
I miss my baby: 7 packets.

Most aid packets received by
Juandissimo Magnifico: 5 packets.

Most land gained in a single tradmarch
Chili con carnival: 189 acres.

Least land gained in a single tradmarch
Pure Blood: 77 acres.

Most bounces made by
The Sugar Plum Faery: 1 times.

Dragon sent to wsk on April 1 of YR6
Dragons received by X:X
Emerald on April 1 of YR6

Emerald Dragon started on April 1 of YR6; target - X:X

[StratOcastle]

I'd like a reflection tally as things progress. Thank you.

[Band of Horses]

What is the speculation on how the cow fight will go?

[Smitty87]

What is the speculation on how the cow fight will go?

I think CR will aim to drop that 11.5k dwarf into their 2mill faery range making the cow fight 3vs3 with theirs on superior military and bigger. Last time I checked CR provs were on 16k aces with 5k pes whilst WSK had 15k acres and 37k pes. Wsk still in fort though so maybe haven't razed all homes so dunno.

[Nim]

I'd love to say a often repeated 'witty' one liner, but they've all been said.

[Shai]

Everybody knows you never go full retard

[Shockwave]

hey, leave retard out of this! he's cute.

[Retard`]

hey, leave retard out of this! he's cute.

<3 I love you all

[Mike^]

wsk still in fort.

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 0 (0 acres)
Total attacks suffered: 32 (4,182 acres)
-- Traditional march: 30 (4,182 acres)
-- Failed: 2 (6.3% failure)
-- Uniques: 30

** The kingdom of wsk **
Total land exchanged: -4,182 (0/32)
-120 Bad Santa hates this theme (0/3)
-199 Good SANTA are Cats (0/2)
-262 Good santa is smellz (0/2)
-358 Good Santa grabz the Crown (0/3)
-383 Bad Santa Curses Monarch (0/3)
-423 Good Santa is Zexy (0/4)
-443 Good Santa aint no Hobbit (0/4)
-519 Good Santa whear dress (0/4)
-543 GoodSantaLikesToHoHoHo (0/5)
-932 Bad Santa is Hello Kitty (0/2)


** The kingdom of CR **
Total land exchanged: +4,182 (32/0)
+468 Derple (1/0)
+464 Freeze all motor functions (1/0)
+310 Chili con carnival (2/0)
+271 Raze that faery heretic x2 (2/0)
+264 dickbutt (2/0)
+260 lok tar ogar (2/0)
+245 Shake it off (2/0)
+238 because you told me to (2/0)
+238 Snapshot rhymes with Grug (2/0)
+232 zanuta perversa (2/0)
+208 Harlequin (2/0)
+199 fsckface von clownstick (2/0)
+197 Pure Blood (2/0)
+177 Novorossiya (2/0)
+135 The Sugar Plum Faery (2/0)
+105 Goo (1/0)
+88 Ford (1/0)
+83 Thomas the choochoo (1/0)
- An unknown province (1/0)

[Retard`]

WSK dropped to aggressive and placed 2 big bank hits

[Mike^]

UPDATE:

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 27 (5,816 acres)
-- Traditional march: 14 (5,816 acres)
-- Raze: 1 (138 acres)
-- Failed: 12 (44.4% failure)
-- Uniques: 3
Total attacks suffered: 42 (6,922 acres)
-- Traditional march: 38 (6,534 acres)
-- Ambush: 2 (388 acres)
-- Failed: 2 (4.8% failure)
-- Uniques: 33

** The kingdom of wsk **
Total land exchanged: -1,106 (27/42)
+4,928 An unknown province (13/0)
+205 HitTheKingforBadSantaTheme (1/1)
+184 Bad Santa is blazed (2/1)
- Bad Santa is Orc (1/0)
-107 Bad Santa Hates Julskinka (1/1)
-109 Good Santa grabz the Crown (2/3)
-120 Bad Santa hates this theme (1/3)
-262 Good santa is smellz (1/2)
-368 Good SANTA are Cats (1/3)
-383 Bad Santa Curses Monarch (1/3)
-423 Good Santa is Zexy (1/4)
-543 GoodSantaLikesToHoHoHo (0/5)
-875 Good Santa whear dress (1/6)
-932 Bad Santa is Hello Kitty (0/2)
-1,060 Good Santa aint no Hobbit (1/7)
-1,103 Bad Santa is not here (0/1)


** The kingdom of CR **
Total land exchanged: +1,106 (42/27)
+1,103 I miss my baby (1/0)
+468 Derple (1/12)
+359 Thomas the choochoo (3/0)
+310 Chili con carnival (2/0)
+264 dickbutt (2/0)
+245 Shake it off (2/0)
+238 because you told me to (2/0)
+232 zanuta perversa (2/0)
+203 Snapshot rhymes with Grug (5/2)
+199 fsckface von clownstick (2/0)
+177 Novorossiya (2/0)
+131 Goo (3/1)
+88 Ford (1/0)
- An unknown province (1/0)
-112 Raze that faery heretic x2 (3/2)
-160 Pure Blood (3/2)
-214 Harlequin (2/2)
-350 lok tar ogar (2/2)
-399 The Sugar Plum Faery (2/2)
-1,814 Freeze all motor functions (1/2)

[changeling]

Ha, wish there was live playback