Recruitment-thread browsers - I am in dire straits.
I have somehow stumbled upon/collected a set of players that are far too commited to be continuing to suffer under my half-baked, while-baked, war tactics. To fix this, I am looking to bring in a dedicated war leader - someone knowledgeable, active, skillful, an eye for tactics, and, most importantly, a cool, easy to get along with team player.
Let me tell you about our half-planned/half-stumble-towards-victory gradual rise up the rankings.
This KD was born in Age 59, when I started playing Utopia in the depths of the ghetto and accidentally took control of a KD that finished #230ish. I merged with a tiny 6 player ghetto, and we named ourselves Broken Body Bits; from there we have steadily warred better KDs, recruited better players, educated ourselves and our own noobs, and paid attention during our losses. We merged with a KD called 'Flatliners' a few ages ago, named ourselves My Raging Clue cos no-one suggested anything better, and have slowly grown to be a reasonably good warring KD. We have a WW rate of just under 75% as MRC.
We are a KD that wins most of our wars through activity and reasonable strategy, but we have come up short against really good warring KDs; in recent ages we have lost to CoL x2, WarCry, Ascension, WSK, TBB, etc. I would really like to break this trend, and to help me do that I am trying to bring in a specialised war leader for the KD.
This player would be expected to plan for and lead wars, alongside myself working underneath you. They would not have to do this solo; there will be help around. They would not be asked to deal with any diplo, as I will do all of that. They would not need to nag provinces OOW, as I do that. They would be involved on council, but would not be required to make any decisions, just offer advice when asked for. Outside of war, they can be essentially inactive and just prep prov if they want.
Our credentials:
- win rate of 75% over the last few ages.
- keen to fight wars vs really good KDs and challenge ourselves
- love to retal-declare
- really cool bunch of boys and girls who get on really well
- a very old, established core who know their ****
- little porn, but plenty of puppy-pics and occasional drunk selfies
- use munkbot and whatsapp, have guys working armies in-out, and currently have our strongest ever lineup. Trying to improve, always.
- highly active and commited group of players who deserve better war strat than I can give them.
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If you have any interest in talking to me at all, please PM me on these forums, or in-game. My KD is currently tagged as My Raging Clue, and my province name is Eviscerating Eeyore, so if our KD tag changes you can find me that way.
Seriously, this is a great place to be, and our guys are mostly very happy. We **** up plenty, but when everyone is a ****-up, everyone's individual ****-ups become less ****-up-y. Y'know?
My guys are absolute animals, and at least one of them literally has the heart of a lion. He's also now banned from Sydney Zoo for life.