A recount of the conversation between Realest and myself the night before the Absalom gangbang on the kingdom of Dreams:
<Realest> Are you awake, octonub? Its me, Realest.
<octobrev> Ever since they removed the 20 hour bonus! What's good?
<Realest> Things are going down tomorrow and you're not going to like them at first.
<Realest> Versace and I will be forced to quit. It's the only thing that will satisfy ASF.
<Realest> They'll hit us from every direction and then they'll make us quit.
<octobrev> Well, I guess we just declare them 1 by 1 and triple crown then?
<Realest> No, not this time. Elit has already activated vacation mode. I didn't bother to mention that its against the rules.
<Realest> We will be gone, but you will carry on.
<Realest> Its your responsibility now to carry the Book of Secrets and to be the prophet of its word.
<Realest> None other would suit. After all,
<Realest> You know to pray to Matty when you dice,
<Realest> and to yf in times of war.
<Realest> You'll pray to Sid when you can't decide,
<Realest> and to phiwha when you explore.
<Realest> You'll pray to Godly when you vmode,
<Realest> but to noone when you whore.
<Realest> When you cheat, just pray to me;
<Realest> your success I will ensure.
<Realest> And when you lie, you'll pray to V;
<Realest> your words pure honey amour.
<Realest> When you command our dear trollfags,
<Realest> all their forums will be yours.
<Realest> Pray to Syntico for your newfags,
<Realest> Cause I know you'll need chauffeurs.
<octobrev> Firstly, you can't leave because none of this is possible without you.
<octobrev> You're the only person in the history of this game that has been able to tame such egos and align them under a single flag.
<octobrev> Secondly, I am not a leadernub. Never have been and never will be.
<Realest> But you know what to look for in a leader; a person who is mindful of our principles.
<Realest> Take our people to flogger, and no kingdom will stand against you in war.
<Realest> Take them to Absalom, and the internal conflict will disband the alliance for good.
<Realest> Even a ghetto with a handful of our people would rise above every competitor, back to back to back.
<Realest> Without a shot being fired or a single real war.
<Realest> For as long as a kingdom is like yours, and as long as you work together with your brothers,
<Realest> not a kingdom in the WoL will be able to compete with you,
<Realest> to cause harm to you or take advantage of you,
<Realest> for together you can undertake and perform more than any kingdom in the WoL.
<Realest> Sleep for now, my son.
<Realest> For in the morning, tornadoes will scour your land and disable your internets.
<Realest> Your armies will sit home while the others frivolously attempt to retaliate.
<Realest> And when you return you'll be the largest in the kingdom.
<Realest> From now on, whenever you whore, you will always be the largest.
<Realest> And those who know will pray to you when they whore.
<Realest> And all those who play along side you will.
<Realest> Take now the Book of Secrets, and your License to Dream, and be gone.
<Realest> For when you connect it will be time again to whore.
<Realest> And you will win, because we will have died for our sins, and your sins.
<Realest> My only request is that your swear to me here and now to protect the server from a Simian crown.
<Realest> For it is you who knows that a Simian by any other name smells as poorly.
<octobrev> Of course I swear to do this, and any other thing you should ever ask...
<octobrev> I will do whatever I can to protect what is yours; what you have built.
It has become abundantly evident to me now that the platinum bloodline has been mislead by the Jew-King Zauper. He believes in a god that doesn't exist in 'topia, as does his lap-dog jewzi. Over the past two ages, Zauper has been cutting the once-great-bloodline of players with success-less drones, who listen to him instead of allowing their hearts to drive them. He has forsaken godly talent in favor of loyalty; not to the crown, but to himself. Now that CR has turned their backs on the crowns, the crowns have, in turn, turned their backs on CR. What we are witnessing is the gods' wrath onto CR. I can only thank them for allowing me to leave before they enacted this cruel punishment.
CR players that lose to Pandas (Simians incarnate) will never be able to show their faces on this server again. Repent. Repent now before it is too late. Confess your sins. De-throne the Jew-King and his wicked, slanderous tongue.
Originally Posted by octobrev
