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    Bishop 1 - 0 Mansoor

    Hardest I've laughed in a while now :D For those who missed it:

    [12:17:02] * Mansoor has joined #tactics
    [12:17:02] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Mansoor
    [12:17:13] <Mansoor> I HACKED HAVOC!
    [12:17:30] <Bishop> whats your support id?
    [12:17:34] <Bishop> and i'll process that
    [12:17:44] <Mansoor> no i was joking ffs
    [12:17:51] <Bishop> its ok, i already have it
    [12:20:07] <Bishop> Province details updated successfully
    [12:20:10] <Bishop> thanks for confessing Mansoor
    [12:21:40] <CelloGone> woah
    [12:21:42] <Mansoor> Bishop!!! I didn't confess!
    [12:21:53] <Bishop> oh man
    [12:21:53] <Mansoor> i got hacked
    [12:21:58] <Bishop> i cant reverse it now :/
    [12:22:00] <Mansoor> it was realest!
    [12:22:10] <Bishop> July 17 of YR7 The Lords of Utopia have swept down upon the province
    [12:22:22] <Mansoor> don't make me go watch
    [12:22:24] <Mansoor> damn
    [12:22:29] <Mansoor> i have to login and watch now =(
    [12:22:35] <Bishop> gl with that
    [12:22:36] <CelloGone> holy ****
    [12:22:46] <CelloGone> Total Networth 21,898,624gc (-2,415,974gc)
    [12:22:50] <CelloGone> Total Land 142,369 acres (-14,650 acres)
    [12:22:50] <CelloGone> (NW/A : 154.85gc)
    [12:22:53] <Mansoor> Lord King, the Lords of Utopia believe you have been cheating. In their vengence, your province of Goddag yxskaft (SW:EA) has been utterly crushed.
    [12:22:57] <CelloGone> Total Provinces 24
    [12:23:00] <Mansoor> are you ****ing kidding me Bishop....
    [12:23:06] <Bishop> **** you infidel
    [12:23:16] <Sjet> oh snap
    [12:23:41] <Angels> :O
    [12:23:57] <Mansoor> that was the worst joke ever
    [12:24:00] <CelloGone> 14.6k acres and 2.4m networth...POOF
    [12:24:07] <Mansoor> my kd ****ing got scared
    [12:24:11] <Bishop> it brightened up my morning
    [12:24:11] <Mansoor> never do it again bishop
    [12:24:15] <Bishop> \:D/
    [12:24:18] <CelloGone> lol
    [12:24:20] <Mansoor> i already made up plans on killing you
    [12:24:57] <Mansoor> ok now i need to explain to the kd...
    [12:24:58] <Mansoor> jeez
    [12:25:02] <Mansoor> **** you put me in..
    [12:25:08] <Bishop> its ok
    [12:25:11] <Bishop> i will explain
    [12:25:17] <Bishop> via your kdchat
    [12:25:20] <Mansoor> thanks
    [12:25:38] <Mansoor> Goddag yxskaft 12:24 halp halp i am under attack
    [12:25:42] <Mansoor> that is not helping...
    [12:25:46] <Mansoor> FFS bishop
    [12:25:46] <CelloGone> LOL
    [12:25:48] <Bishop> shush now
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    Abusing powers much?

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    Seriously, Bishop is on a roll today!

    [12:28:07] <Mansoor> man i wish I had power like bishop
    [12:28:13] <Mansoor> i would abuse it so badly
    [12:28:20] <Mansoor> i would make godly starve 24/7
    [12:28:31] <Bishop> you dont need to be an admin to make godly starve
    [12:29:22] <Mansoor> BURN
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    Crowned with Dreams in age 50 (KD nw/land)
    Crowned with AMA in age 59 (KD nw)
    Crowned with Expendables in age 65 (KD nw/land)
    Crowned with Cellos Republic in age 66 (KD nw/land)
    Now playing in: Canadian Rebellion (not to be confused with Cromulent Republic or Cellos Republic, obviously)

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    That is pretty hilarious

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    Yeah, joke with a fat muslim with heart issues on an empty stomache...I could have died irl...

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    Haha.

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    Moments in bourbon. lol
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    Correct me then, instead of being a dick about it.
    love that thick mahogany back with no belly carve or anything...pure thick wood ! The thing ROCK is made of !
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    Haha Mansoor my Swedish muslim viking.

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    Lol this is excellent

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    Hahahaha epicness

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    Quote Originally Posted by American Badass View Post
    Abusing powers much?
    Oh shut up.
    S E C R E T S

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    Poor mansoor, our kd had already pulled a joke on him just before this happened - this was his 2nd heart attack of the day.

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    Haha. This made my day. :P

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    rofl that is ****ing awesome :D

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    [12:25:08] <Bishop> its ok
    [12:25:11] <Bishop> i will explain
    [12:25:17] <Bishop> via your kdchat
    [12:25:20] <Mansoor> thanks
    [12:25:38] <Mansoor> Goddag yxskaft 12:24 halp halp i am under attack
    rofl, awesome

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