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    Human vs Cow

    In this world of socially acceptable violence and group respect for those skilled at fighting without weapons (think UFC, boxing etc) ... i am reminding you all to please give respect to our doomed and enslaved neighbours - bovine ... cows/bulls ... even a lady cow can defeat the average human in a fight ... with size and strength enough to smash and stomp and a human if "push came to shove"...

    The next time you think about fighting or about cows ... remember this thread.

    Cows kick your asses...

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    Cows kill more people than sharks.

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    Cow not so tough!
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    Quote Originally Posted by octobrev View Post


    Cow not so tough!
    OCTO!!!! LOL This is how you get banned again! :-p

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    Yeah i might be working in an abbottoir again soon ...

    I doubt even the worlds best fighters could defeat a cow in a "cage match" - their knuckles would break upon its thick skull and one good shouldersmash/charge from a cow would ruin a human ...

    Their species lives an enslaved exsistence to our own and they are forced to live in squared off paddocks and enclosures - humans call them livestock. What a word ... livestock...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palem View Post
    Cows kill more people than sharks.

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    Correct me then, instead of being a dick about it.
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    While we do slaughter them for food (not i, don't eat meat or dairy products), are we really the slavers? for 5 millenia we have gone from roaming hunter gatherers to stay put in good graze land to rear cows, feed them, take care of all their needs etc. all so we can die earlier to conditions related to ingesting their products. Me thinks we've been duped #cowswin

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    What humans have done to cows is something despicable ... FREE THE COWS!
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    UFC 955 - GSP vs Bessie the Cow

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