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    NTSH v. NOOBS

    Probably the best War I've had in Ages, Congratz Noobs! <3



    * Kingdom news report **
    For the time from January 24 of YR4 till March 4 of YR6 - 365 hours

    ** Summary **
    Total attacks made: 2,150 (44,644 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 1,700 (41,338 acres)
    -- Ambush: 97 (3,147 acres)
    -- Conquest: 9 (159 acres)
    -- Raze: 34 (0 acres)
    -- Massacre: 113 (135,266 population)
    -- Abduct: 146
    -- Failed: 51 (2.5% failure)
    -- Uniques: 654
    Total attacks suffered: 2,081 (53,082 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 1,340 (51,346 acres)
    -- Ambush: 49 (1,736 acres)
    -- Raze: 106 (0 acres)
    -- Massacre: 407 (108,008 population)
    -- Abduct: 45
    -- Failed: 134 (6.6% failure)
    -- Uniques: 624

    ** The kingdom of NOOBS **
    Total land exchanged: -8,438 (2150/2081)
    +878 An unknown province (15/0)
    +355 WeeWeeJunky (85/22)
    +300 Hype (89/33)
    +198 Hyperion (67/1)
    +114 Blixten (55/0)
    +62 Hellforge (43/0)
    +29 Glitters Sparkles and Rainbows (93/37)
    -41 Splitfire (112/34)
    -138 Prepare for trouble (77/11)
    -156 Clyde (9/56)
    -365 Dark rose (104/99)
    -368 Raptor (83/113)
    -378 Muumimaa (105/97)
    -401 White Rose (112/147)
    -546 Ducks (122/109)
    -598 SilentBlizzardsRagingAllaround (117/98)
    -638 Chocolate Keebler (91/166)
    -693 Parody (103/125)
    -724 Scaly things (111/183)
    -734 Make it double (110/145)
    -767 A Dark Elf Princess (122/162)
    -775 Hamsterfication (107/99)
    -780 Mountain (108/125)
    -888 GlitterFarts (91/114)
    -1,384 Homo-sapien (19/105)


    ** The kingdom of NTSH **
    Total land exchanged: +8,438 (2079/2150)
    +6,809 An unknown province (99/0)
    +1,711 Moccasin Manhunter (102/4)
    +1,684 Dank Virtues (60/14)
    +1,253 Panther (61/4)
    +1,120 Argon (73/19)
    +857 Valor (40/5)
    +754 nastyland (13/0)
    +589 CrazyDarkElfLord (98/9)
    +512 Walking Dead (31/21)
    +490 Evolution500 (73/5)
    +474 Blitz III (75/1)
    +391 Cube (94/14)
    +239 Aykii the Mawsy (85/6)
    +116 Pandora (63/7)
    +77 Cryosis (36/4)
    +59 Changeling (104/7)
    -271 Not A Sex Innuendo (54/54)
    -374 Plamen (110/125)
    -458 DeadManAttacking (123/149)
    -609 Dryadsarepeopletoo (97/350)
    -729 Royal Flush (109/360)
    -740 So Many Draugrs (102/219)
    -864 x4rced (98/123)
    -926 KangKungUtd (108/226)
    -1,827 Remember 1-14 Of Age 72 (80/126)
    -1,899 Gooch town (91/298)

    ** Uniques for NOOBS **
    White Rose - 34
    Ducks - 33
    A Dark Elf Princess - 33
    Parody - 32
    Hamsterfication - 32
    Mountain - 32
    WeeWeeJunky - 31
    SilentBlizzardsRagingAllaround - 31
    Make it double - 31
    Scaly things - 31
    GlitterFarts - 30
    Chocolate Keebler - 30
    Muumimaa - 30
    Raptor - 30
    Hype - 30
    Splitfire - 30
    Glitters Sparkles and Rainbows - 29
    Dark rose - 29
    Prepare for trouble - 25
    Blixten - 23
    Hyperion - 22
    Hellforge - 17
    Homo-sapien - 6
    Clyde - 3

    ** Uniques for NTSH **
    DeadManAttacking - 33
    CrazyDarkElfLord - 30
    x4rced - 29
    Dryadsarepeopletoo - 29
    Gooch town - 29
    Royal Flush - 29
    So Many Draugrs - 29
    Moccasin Manhunter - 28
    Remember 1-14 Of Age 72 - 28
    Plamen - 28
    Dank Virtues - 28
    KangKungUtd - 28
    Argon - 28
    Changeling - 27
    Cube - 25
    Panther - 25
    Aykii the Mawsy - 24
    Walking Dead - 24
    Blitz III - 23
    Not A Sex Innuendo - 23
    Evolution500 - 21
    Valor - 19
    Pandora - 17
    Cryosis - 15
    nastyland - 5


    Dragon sent to 6:9 on April 22 of YR4
    January 24 of YR4 - War declared by NTSH
    March 4 of YR6 - NTSH withdrew from war


    -DM <3

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    Hmm. 15-day ghetto war. Losing kingdom withdraws up acres because, I mean really, who wants to spend 2 weeks in some lame ghetto war?

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    should have gone avian, top uniques is barely 2 a day for both kingdoms

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    Will there be a b2b?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madchess View Post
    should have gone avian, top uniques is barely 2 a day for both kingdoms
    Dark elf is the shiny new thing this age, so we want to play with it. Gotta try new things every now and then. We had fast attackers last age, so hybrids it is for this one.
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    2 weeks of no sleep... coffee and redbull is my best friend :) And dont hate on Dark elfs, they are fun :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by realm of ding dong View Post
    Losing kingdom withdraws up acres because, I mean really, who wants to spend 2 weeks in some lame ghetto war?
    Winners

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    Game mechanics have made it almost impossible to create a massive nw advantage. So wars are dragging a week if both kingdoms are equal at start of the war. I am curious if ntsh wd out of the fact there was nothing left to gain and they knew the noobs would just drag forever. Or was it the fact that noobs created unbreakables? Ghetto I am playing in this age just had a long war and the other kingdom dragged hoping we would get sloppy. Which we did seeing we are a ghetto and they ended up winning. But with opts being so easy and hitting up so rediculus it's really hard to ever create massive nw advantage if both kingdoms are equal pre war.

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    Noobs had 6 unbreakables that massacred the opposing t/ms to bits. NTSH had almost no peasants, thieves or wizards left in their kd and didnt even have the offense to conquest those faeries anymore while we were simply controlling everything with fb, ns and ms. Our next step would've been to push those 6 fae to 2k acres and with that econ aid up the dark elves. From that position, it wouldnt take long before we'd be able to go for a nw win. Like I said before, we dont drag wars, but we continue until either we won or our opponents took away our ability to win.
    Last edited by Uhm hoi; 28-09-2017 at 14:19.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uhm hoi View Post
    Noobs had 6 unbreakables that massacred the opposing t/ms to bits. NTSH had almost no peasants, thieves or wizards left in their kd and didnt even have the offense to conquest those faeries anymore while we were simply controlling everything with fb, ns and ms. Our next step would've been to push those 6 fae to 2k acres and with that econ aid up the dark elves. From that position, it wouldnt take long before we'd be able to go for a nw win. Like I said before, we dont drag wars, but we continue until either we won or our opponents took away our ability to win.
    You missed the point of my post. At what point did you create unbreakables. See most ghettos have a 72 tick window to keep people engaged and army in and out. After that people slack, stop caring etc. Now I am not saying this is the case but in my experience keeping people engaged for week long wars is like pulling teeth. Hence when I say you dragged the war long enough to over come a war that you where losing. I am interested in game mechanics and effect of them, then the actual outcome of your ghetto war. ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coldhearted View Post
    You missed the point of my post. At what point did you create unbreakables. See most ghettos have a 72 tick window to keep people engaged and army in and out. After that people slack, stop caring etc. Now I am not saying this is the case but in my experience keeping people engaged for week long wars is like pulling teeth. Hence when I say you dragged the war long enough to over come a war that you where losing. I am interested in game mechanics and effect of them, then the actual outcome of your ghetto war. ;)
    I still don't get the point I think. You have players in your kingdom that want to war, but 3 days in they change their mind about liking wars or something? Seems strange to me. This was not an issue in this war for either kingdom. Activity was good throughout the entire war for both kingdoms, which is normal for the kd's we usually war. Of course some stuff can come up irl, but we just set sitter when needed. At no point we were clearly losing and again, we don't drag wars.

    I personally like the longer wars. The most memorable ones are those that are very close for a long time and both kd's have to try a variety of tactics to gain the upperhand. This was one of those wars.

    And the faeries started out with high defense of course, and only a few in NTSH could break them. We chained or NS'ed those that could, but I don't remember exctly how long that took (that occured at the start of the war, 2,5 weeks ago, don't judge). We did train around 60k offense per faery during war though, which was what was needed to hit their highest def t/m's.
    Last edited by Uhm hoi; 28-09-2017 at 15:58.
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    1) How are we Ghetto? Both Teams had great activity, and followed their strats for better or worse.
    2) Like honestly, if you have nothing nice to say, please don't say anything at all, I posted this so ppl could see the stats.


    Quote Originally Posted by realm of ding dong View Post
    Hmm. 15-day ghetto war. Losing kingdom withdraws up acres because, I mean really, who wants to spend 2 weeks in some lame ghetto war?
    Quote Originally Posted by Coldhearted View Post
    I am interested in game mechanics and effect of them, then the actual outcome of your ghetto war. ;)
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    Last edited by Zombies are people too; 28-09-2017 at 16:10.

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    Trolls call all kingdoms ghettos nowadays. It has changed the word to have no meaning anymore. Just ignore them. Don't feed the trolls

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    Stop being so sensitive, jeez.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckySports View Post
    Trolls call all kingdoms ghettos nowadays. It has changed the word to have no meaning anymore. Just ignore them. Don't feed the trolls
    That's ghetto logic

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