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    Join the Goats and chew on all the things!

    Oh joy, another new kingdom aspiring to surpass mediocrity!

    We're the Goats. Don't ask why, in our short lifetime it somehow became our kingdom identity. I'm a huge fan of biblical sons of King David and wanted to name us "Absalom" but apparently that's got some baggage attached to it.

    We're three ages old and going through the normal rigors of ghetto turnover, but we have a dedicated core and a monarch who takes his job seriously and keeps the kingdom moving forward. This age we were one of the few kingdoms to war 8 times, so you'll rarely find a dull moment. Nor will you get that stagnant sensation that comes from logging on after 12 hours to find your news feed empty, leading you to briefly think you're so badass that nobody wants to mess with you, then realizing you're too lame to even warrant their effort. But that motivates you to want to be better and improve your kingdom! And thus a stable warring kingdom is born.

    We're not here for charts or glory or warring under only perfect circumstances, the monarch expects the peons to know their stuff and keep their provinces ready for action at all times. We rarely pump outside of EOWCF, we prefer to war with what we've got under the assumption (read: expectation) that what we've got is worthy of going to war with. No screwing off, no forgetting to be in war build, no trying to eke out a few extra hours of high guilds or extra banks; when the king says be ready to go, you get ready to go and keep being ready until go time finally smacks you in the face.

    Kingdom is organized, we aren't too complicated, we have a Discord server and we use Poop for intel right now. We demand the usual simple things that you play Utopia for; attacker armies not sitting around at home, magic and thievery roles being extra active in war, intel being updated regularly so your king can point you in the right direction when the time comes.

    We're looking for active dedicated players who don't want to reach for the stars (they will only burn you because they are ALL JUST LIKE THE SUN) but want to actively play Utopia and understand that this is a team game with a single monarch who accepts all discussions but at the end of the day expects his strategies to be followed so the team can succeed.

    Private message here is the best way to reach me if you're interested. We are currently trimmed down to 15 active core players and we're looking to reboot with outside recruitment for the first time. Come chew on the world with us!

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    New age has us at 1/1 105% over 21 provinces and working with a solid 18 provinces ourselves, looking to add 4-5 players so we don't have to keep warring 18 v 21-23. Only dwarf or avian attackers. PM here.

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    A friendly bump from a cousin. - Sheep. Baaaaaaaaa~~

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    See, all the barnyard animals love us. Come play Animal Farm with us. You can be one of the pigs!

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    One fully stocked tanky Dwarf Paladin attacker available for new tenant. Inquire within.

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    Got another stocky dwarf attacker looking for a long lost love. Throw yourself in front of Cupid's arrow!

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    Funny!
    Long live Mehul!

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