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    Buka's Privateers or "The Farming of 6:4"

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    Oh, it was end of age ol' 76
    (How I wish I wasn't in war now)
    A letter of marque came from the king
    To the scummiest crew I've ever seen
    Gosh darn them all! I was told
    We'd cruise right in to Cease
    We'd lose no Provs, shed no tears
    But I'm a broken man in the bottom 50 tier
    The last of Buka's Privateers

    Oh, Crazy Buka cried the town
    (How I wish I wasn't in war now)
    For twenty-two weak men, all fishermen who
    Would make for him the Archangel's crew
    Gosh darn them all! I was told
    We'd cruise right into Cease
    We'd lose no Provs, shed no tears
    But I'm a broken man in the bottom 50 tier
    The last of Buka's Privateers

    The Archangel KD was a sickening sight
    (How I wish I wasn't in war now)
    She'd a list to the port and her Sages in rags
    And the Orc's in the pit with the Masses and Raze
    Gosh darn them all! I was told
    We'd cruise right into Cease
    We'd lose no Provs, shed no tears
    But I'm a broken man in the bottom 50 tier
    The last of Buka's Privateers

    On their end o' Eowcf we put to sea
    (How I wish I wasn't in war now)
    We were 8k up on Bloodlust Bay
    Waving like madmen all the way
    Gosh darn them all! I was told
    We'd cruise right into Cease
    We'd lose no Provs, shed no tears
    But I'm a broken man in the bottom 50 tier
    The last of Buka's Privateers

    On and on we waved again
    (How I wish I wasn't in war now)
    When The Bloodlust crew declared on sight
    With their cracked four pounders they made to fight
    Gosh darn them all! I was told
    We'd cruise right into Cease
    We'd lose no Provs, shed no tears
    But I'm a broken man in the bottom 50 tier
    The last of Buka's Privateers

    Now the Bloodlust lay low down with Rogues
    (How I wish I wasn't in war now)
    AA was broad and fat and loose in the stays
    But to catch her only took Bloodlust two whole days
    Gosh darn them all! I was told
    We'd cruise right into Cease
    We'd lose no Provs, shed no tears
    But I'm a broken man in the bottom 50 tier
    The last of Buka's Privateers

    Then at length we stood two mil NW away
    (How I wish I wasn't in war now)
    Their cracked four pounders made an awful din
    With a few good chains, they stove us in
    Gosh darn them all! I was told
    We'd cruise right into Cease
    We'd lose no Provs, shed no tears
    But I'm a broken man in the bottom 50 tier
    The last of Buka's Privateers

    Archangels shook and pitched on her side
    (How I wish I wasn't in war now)
    Buka was smashed like a bowl of eggs
    And the Orcs n' Avians carried off both me legs
    Gosh darn them all! I was told
    We'd cruise right into Cease
    We'd lose no Provs, shed no tears
    But I'm a broken man in the bottom 50 tier
    The last of Buka's Privateers

    So here I lay in my 10th year
    (How I wish I wasn't in war now)
    It's been 6 whole days since we sailed away
    And I only got 78 acres left today! xD
    Gosh darn them all! I was told
    We'd cruise right into Cease
    We'd lose no Provs, shed no tears
    But I'm a broken man in the bottom 50 tier
    The.. last... of.. Buka's Privaaateeeeeeeers!

    /bows
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