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    Lowrider ~ A journey of intrigue and mystery

    Prelude

    “This is how you make sense of our world.
    You could say that humans understand the world by building a “model” of it in our minds. When we are trying to decide how to act, we can simulate a situation by running it through the model.
    It’s like a simulation of the world inside your brain.”


    He sat and pondered the thought, processing it. It was clear what he had to do now and he was determined. Looking down he noticed his bowl was empty, a chop was needed before anything of substance could be achieved. The next few hours have yet to be documented, scholars agree that no one will fully know what he did in the hours before creation but what they do agree on is he was ready for the gift of life. To create something meaningful in the world. To create a ghetto.

    The below is a fictional, mildly close, representation of the conversation. The conversation that changed the world of Utopia. Names will be changed to ensure privacy any likenesses are purely circumstantial.

    Ben: Let’s build a ghetto
    Nick: hey man I think you are an amazing person, a real hero of mine. I’m definately keen, I’ll do most of the work
    Ben: take my cock out of your mouth and get to work
    Nick: ok, my bad. I’ll start asking people we know
    Ben: if you have to ask without already knowing the answer then you’ll never be on my level.
    Nick: I don’t understand, can you give me an example?
    Ben: Sure, I’ll show you. I’ll go Batman signal octo to play, you take a knee and watch the fireworks
    Nick: ok ben, I’ve learnt a lot from you. Thank you, I’ll get to work.
    Ben: I’ll teach you young fawn. Stick with me

    Chapter 1 - The climb from darkness
    Coming soon
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    Chapter 2: Ben Disappears

    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palem View Post
    Chapter 2: Ben Disappears

    Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Palem View Post
    Chapter 2: Ben Disappears

    Lol
    AMGERD IM DED XD

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    Welcome to chaos, Ben.

    Edit: btw, we have the Madchess ghetto, the Mansoor ghetto, the DM ghetto, the Zulu ghetto and the Tras ghetto.

    I know have the 5 virtual elements for my imaginary kingdom.

    That is all.

    Which ghetto will be the one to rule them all?


    In light of the recent findings when scrolling up...I got these odds so far right now

    • 3:1 = Mansoor
    • 5:1 = Tra5
    • 10:1 = Zulu
    • 20:1 = Madchess
    • 50:1 = DM/Nick_mi
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonJuan View Post
    AMGERD IM DED XD



    Which ghetto will be the one to rule them all?


    In light of the recent findings when scrolling up...I got these odds so far right now

    • 3:1 = Mansoor
    • 5:1 = Tra5
    • 10:1 = Zulu
    • 20:1 = Madchess
    • 50:1 = DM/Nick_mi
    I speak ghetto but we aren’t in competition. They don’t know it yet DJ but we are all allies now. We can sort the minor deets out later on.

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    I know which is why i'm betting to see which ghetto absorbs the rest at the end :P

    I have Mansoor up high atm but i'm reconsidering after reading your rec post so far...i think i undervalued your odds!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonJuan View Post



    Which ghetto will be the one to rule them all?


    In light of the recent findings when scrolling up...I got these odds so far right now

    • 3:1 = Mansoor
    • 5:1 = Tra5
    • 10:1 = Zulu
    • 20:1 = Madchess
    • 50:1 = DM/Nick_mi
    Holy crap I made a list!!!! I like my odds!
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    Quote Originally Posted by umajon911 View Post
    Holy crap I made a list!!!! I like my odds!
    And moving up. We just got the Malachi Crunch.

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    Correct me then, instead of being a dick about it.
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    If anything, people are moving down the list

    Which increases Zulu'a odds

    It's a lose-win game in this savage ghetto building industry
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonJuan View Post
    AMGERD IM DED XD



    Which ghetto will be the one to rule them all?


    In light of the recent findings when scrolling up...I got these odds so far right now

    • 3:1 = Mansoor
    • 5:1 = Tra5
    • 10:1 = Zulu
    • 20:1 = Madchess
    • 50:1 = DM/Nick_mi
    I would like to readdress these odds DJ
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    Welcome to chaos, Ben.

    Edit: btw, we have the Madchess ghetto, the Mansoor ghetto, the DM ghetto, the Zulu ghetto and the Tras ghetto.

    I know have the 5 virtual elements for my imaginary kingdom.

    That is all.
    Last edited by StratOcastle; 10-09-2018 at 22:58.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bishop View Post
    Correct me then, instead of being a dick about it.
    love that thick mahogany back with no belly carve or anything...pure thick wood ! The thing ROCK is made of !
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    uh people wanted change and got to vote for someone else here, I still enjoy my camping strategy where I hit everyone that hits my kingdom whenever they have provinces in range. Figure the kingdom won't go into next age most do not appriciate the no war approach and relaxing play although they would have been smashed by every single kingdom that proposed war or waved.

    Probably have like half my net gained acres from retals on t10 kingdoms, so got that going for me atleast.

    Might have to find another ghetto or create one, this one was random people and thus would have people with lots of diffrent approaches.

    I'd figure Nick could be the one to disapear first, did you know Pantira recruited a supposedly blind utopia player Swarts into his abandonned cow province the age we was in the same kingdom and that was an overall improvement?

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    Hmm, maybe we should make unofficial Ghetto chart! I wanna do what Madchess doing, retal and steal from top10 kingdoms. That sounds like fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mansoor View Post
    Hmm, maybe we should make unofficial Ghetto chart! I wanna do what Madchess doing, retal and steal from top10 kingdoms. That sounds like fun.
    I figure ts all about the people reclaiming what’s rightfully theirs. A kind of HaLL esque type thing but with our ghettos. Organise likeminded, former top players in ghettos to create a super ghetto alliance.

    We will no longer allow the top to do as they please, SGA ftw
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    I read Mansoors recruitment message and it was music to my ears, and he wants to do what Madchess is doing.

    In true ghetto fashion I'm regarding this only for the virtual reality potential. It's enough for me that it'd be cool.

    @ Madchess: I know you were only trying to protect them.

    And I support a ghetto chart and the shadow of Ben.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bishop View Post
    Correct me then, instead of being a dick about it.
    love that thick mahogany back with no belly carve or anything...pure thick wood ! The thing ROCK is made of !
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