omg omg omg panda what?!

[Goodwitch]

I've been sleeping under a rock. What did I miss other than some QQ?

summary from what I can gather , feel free to correct me

panda farm jesters in prior ages
jesters are mad
jesters deal break and break cf and wave pandas
pandas establish they aren't pandas
nonpandas declare and take acres back asking people to stay out
jesters feel they are winning war and refuse to withdraw
CR razes jesters into war as policing action
Emeriti is asked to deal with another kingdom hitting nonpandas and they do that by making a deal that said kingdom wars someone else
Spartans refuse to aid nonpandas claiming they were treated badly before
crickets from the rest as far as I know

[Zauper]

There are at least two other kds razing jesters at this point.

I believe jesters offered to WD if they could go after one of them.

[Anri]

summary from what I can gather , feel free to correct me

panda farm jesters in prior ages
jesters are mad
jesters deal break and break cf and wave pandas
pandas establish they aren't pandas
nonpandas declare and take acres back asking people to stay out
jesters feel they are winning war and refuse to withdraw
CR razes jesters into war as policing action
Emeriti is asked to deal with another kingdom hitting nonpandas and they do that by making a deal that said kingdom wars someone else
Spartans refuse to aid nonpandas claiming they were treated badly before
crickets from the rest as far as I know

There are more kds attacking them. Also the only thing Pandas did to them was not even half a wave, the wave was stopped when Peetah came to talk to Pandas (Yes he played in Jesters last age). Also we asked people to stay out until we have recoverd our land lost. I am not going to look for exactly what Vir said. We also found some logs/screens that was very interesting to read.

Update of conflict, watch the kd pages.

[citadela01]

I've been sleeping under a rock. What did I miss other than some QQ?

Jesters got puppeted to db nonpandas and block for their competition.
So far half their KD is green. Meanwhile puppeteers are circling and waiting.

[Osaze]

I love all this puppet talk, but no one produces logs to prove it. Everyone who mentions it looks like a little kid whining to me.

[StratOcastle]

I love all this puppet talk, but no one produces logs to prove it. Everyone who mentions it looks like a little kid whining to me.

You don't like puppets? I'm Kukla if I elect to help a kingdom torn asunder.

[Binar]

[Bart of Sparta]

[StratOcastle]

So the people I've been making fun of as drones are actually roleplaying puppets. I apologize for accusing y'all of herd mentality.

[Bart of Sparta]

So the people I've been making fun of as drones are actually roleplaying puppets. I apologize for accusing y'all of herd mentality.

This is why I want you to play for me again Strato. I want to see if I can make you do whatever I want without you knowing it's me doing it! A good puppetmaster pulls invisible strings! I want to see if I can tempt you to develop some potent technologies of the self!

[Shai]

Woah, why so mad? You harass people over their english on the Internet now. You act like a total fanboy when someone is speaking ill of your precious Absalom. Going full retard mode "Do you have proof!!!!!1!!?!?!?!?" While you know and should realize if you arent a naive idiot that Absalom and their kingdoms did cheat and did a lot of ****. Also its hilarious that you complain about other peoples english when you make such fundamental spelling errors and you really should know better.

Its pretty sad though, I know you arent this piece of trash that usually bully.

You harass people over the internet over anything between heaven on earth almost daily Korp. You sit in whatever basement you currently reside and troll and pick pointless fights daily. What does that make you? Having met you irl I know exactly what you are: You are a fat loser f*ck with a dead end job who hardly dare to look someone in the eye when you talk to them. Unless it's in a forum over the internet where you come daily to batter people and act all tough as the keyboard warrior you are, you don't dare to say sh*t. I have let your stupid passive aggressive posts in these forums slide many times because a) we once played together and have met irl a few times and b) you share a friend with my little brother so we obviously have common contacts in irl, but that have now come to an end. Next time I'm in Jönköping I will call you up and we'll go out for a beer or two and I will give you a chance to call me trash and stupid to my face, just like mike, and we will see how well you do arguing that when you arent infront of a computer.

Just as Elit you also completely missed the point of the post. A) I have more proof then I ever need in the form of first hand confessions and actually sitting in the same dorm playing utopia with people who had first hand knowledge to the cheating of mike. B) again we aren't talking about alliances and a bunch of kingdoms but a person. I don't know exactly what other absalom Kingdoms other then my own did and it isn't relevant. This was a discussion about individuals but maybe your superb English comprehension missed that as well? Or perhaps you also think asf is the same thing as every KD that ever tagged absalom like the rest of the dumbasses?

As for the spelling remarks from a bunch of retards in this thread: I'm on a tablet with autocorrect and dead drunk in Copenhagen for the second night in a row, so no the spelling is not perfect, props to every English pro for pointing that out. Still after 12 drinks and on a tablet that are changing ever second word I wrote it's still 20 times better then whatever English Elit spew out.

[citadela01]

god deeeeeeeeem ... i laughed so hurt my stomach aches :)

[StratOcastle]

This is why I want you to play for me again Strato. I want to see if I can make you do whatever I want without you knowing it's me doing it! A good puppetmaster pulls invisible strings! I want to see if I can tempt you to develop some potent technologies of the self!

That'd be interesting, but I'm going to be too busy this age because of work. Luckily my current kingdom is moving very slowly so I haven't had to abandon. I'm boasting 3 box activity, but I'm perplexed every time I check my self spells and all I've got is animate dead. I'm hoping by EoA work will slow down.

When I was with Pyro I allowed myself to random but I had to be directed to the province to make the hit. My sins included waving small kingdom(but sometimes I abstained), razing provinces in FS despite a good war, using out of game chat, using the bot, accepting LDs without retaliating and usually waiting for micromanagement types of orders. I didn't completely learn pump, but I recorded the formulas which I ape to achieve decent numbers.

The last time I actively randomed for acres was maybe age 57. I joined Villains late in the age and they needed me at 1200 acres for war. Ran an undead cleric called Two-Handed Sword Squad. First kingdom I joined that actually maintained the blanket 24/7. They had a great monarch.

My favorite monarch and friend is makeo. He knew about my unorthodox style but he also knew I had short breaks at work. I'd sign on and I'd have mail telling me who to hit in war. He understood nw zones/relay tapping so he was intuitively giving me targets to clear the zone. I ran an elf cleric there. He got irritated with my sloppy strat in TFC but he was right. He taught me soldier swapping during eowcf. He also joined me in my solo kingdom shell and proved to be fearless. We go way back to the days when I eyeballed every attack.

My favorite kingdom was Aggression is the Liquor, a barbarian kingdom. We'd wave and war. Oftentimes we'd be double offensive hostile and UF with a third kingdom. Essentially we'd just compete with each other at our kingdoms expense but we were told more than once we lived up to our name in war. They don't make them like that anymore.

I'll let you know when I feel like droning by accident ;-)

On Topic - I'm curious to see Jesters after the fact. See how they bounce back.

[Shai]

I know my English is bad but its still good enough to sum all what you write: You calling me stupid!
Again like ASF you made blank statement Mike is bigger cheater in game. Can you give fact and compare him with other before we agree he was bigger one.



Count it 6 :)

Again with the English. I said -probably- the biggest cheater since I don't know exactly how much cheating everyone else have done. But it is possible mikes cheating have been surpassed by one of your KD friends, another dane; munk who's scripts and xlogging site ruined this game for thousands of none scripting and xlogging cheaters. But from what I have seen and been told, noone got mike beat yet. But if anyone got someone else to nominate, please go ahead. It doesn't really change my problem with Mike; him coming here talking trash and calling me names about things he is entirely clueless about.

[Shai]

Shai went over the line, but Elit is just spraying random BS so it was about time someone spoke up.
You dont see me complaining though, Iam collecting Theme-material as a mofo here

You should as well thou. The amount of s*it Elit throws at you over past things on his top 10 of butthurt moments is disgusting. Why take sh*t from some dumb retard from a third world country who can't even learn basic English in over 10 years?