Quick Note: Yes, I know this war is super old and I know it's old news now. I don't need another 50 comments telling me that. There was delay, after delay, after delay. This is why we could some more hands in reporting. Enough of that nonsense, enjoy the war stuffs!
Fresh off their first war win, Silly Pink Ghetto Cats, were in the middle of pumping, when Zero Tolerance launched a full learn wave into them. Although they would have loved to war them, they were more eager for equal terms, as they were in the middle of a pump while Zero Tolerance was in full war mode. SPGC offered a CF, and after some diplomacy between the two kds, SPGC withdrew the CF shortly after, as they didn't want ZT to be able to accept it and reset relations with monarchy offline. SPGC were ordered to switch into war build, and war was imminent. While SPGC were switching their builds, ZT continued with their learns until declaration.
April 23 of YR2 We have declared WAR on War is bad for you too (Zero Tolerance)!
Zero Tolerance started the war by chaining Ghetto Cat's Human/Rouges and Non-cleric Orcs, as well as focusing on ambushing their orcs/humans/elves. Ghetto Cats on the other hand, knowing they weren't in top shape, did their best to play it smart and take advantage of what they could. ZT, running full hybrids, would be very susceptible to sapphire dragons, and so they pursued that route. They also chose to run semi-chains on ZT's Halfers, and letting their elves grow and deplete their own wpa. Ghetto Cats' plan was simple: Neutralize ZT's TM abilities of their hybrids, and let their more attacking-heavy core overrun ZT.
As the war progressed, Zero Tolerance started to run into some serious problems. Ghetto Cats' economy was running rampant over their own. While they were able to send 2 dragons of their own, Ghetto Cats had sent 3 (All sapphire) and had a 4th on the way. On top of that, after min time, both kds switched to a max gain strategy, however, when you have a kd of halfers and elves trying to max gain against a kd of orcs, you won't get far. Once Ghetto Cats realized that Zero Tolerance didn't have enough resources to manage the third dragon, they focused their economy back onto training their armies back up and the NW difference between the two kds started to grow quite large. It wasn't long before Zero Tolerance had had enough, and called it quits.
January 10 of YR3 Unable to achieve victory, our Kingdom has withdrawn from war with Silly Pink Cats can has Warar. Our failed war has finally ended!
Silly Pink Ghetto Cats
Total Attacks Made: 213 (18178 acres)
-- Traditional March: 193 (17877 acres)
-- Conquest: 1 (27 acres)
-- Ambush: 4 (274 acres)
-- Massacres: 4 (6750 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 11 (5.2% failure)
Total acres exchanged: +3136 acres (213/267)
+530 acres: Foodsupply Unit (7/1)
+452 acres: Would you look at that (13/7)
+392 acres: my uruk hais uglify (12/8)
+382 acres: Meant To Be (10/7)
+366 acres: I got the sheep costume (12/13)
+340 acres: Dont hump my Lepricon (11/11)
+329 acres: Wheres the party (6/3)
+307 acres: IlikedMyOldNameMore (4/0)
+284 acres: Im serious Elf (13/17)
+240 acres: Never Gonna Give You Up (6/5)
+234 acres: Yipeekayyay (8/7)
+232 acres: I Am The Grave of The 80s (14/18)
+193 acres: Only I can live forever (8/10)
+189 acres: Sneaky (4/0)
+182 acres: Anonymous province (2/0)
+182 acres: Clinch Fighter (7/6)
+66 acres: Night-chewer (9/13)
+3 acres: Have a look at my neighbours (7/9)
+0 acres: Active (1/0)
-48 acres: gooberzvilla (6/6)
-367 acres: An Entish Dream (11/28)
-383 acres: My Spoon Is Too Big (16/26)
-414 acres: Would you look at this (15/27)
-555 acres: Yoo Hoooooo (11/45)
Total Unique Made: 141
-- 8 unique: Only I can live forever
-- 8 unique: Would you look at that
-- 8 unique: My Spoon Is Too Big
-- 7 unique: Have a look at my neighbours
-- 7 unique: Meant To Be
-- 7 unique: Clinch Fighter
-- 7 unique: I Am The Grave of The 80s
-- 7 unique: my uruk hais uglify
-- 7 unique: Dont hump my Lepricon
-- 7 unique: I got the sheep costume
-- 7 unique: Im serious Elf
-- 7 unique: Night-chewer
-- 6 unique: gooberzvilla
-- 6 unique: Yoo Hoooooo
-- 6 unique: Yipeekayyay
-- 6 unique: Wheres the party
-- 6 unique: Foodsupply Unit
-- 6 unique: Would you look at this
-- 6 unique: An Entish Dream
-- 4 unique: IlikedMyOldNameMore
-- 4 unique: Sneaky
-- 3 unique: Never Gonna Give You Up
-- 1 unique: Active
Zero Tolerance
Total Attacks Made: 267 (16190 acres)
-- Traditional March: 193 (13517 acres)
-- Conquest: 1 (21 acres)
-- Ambush: 50 (2652 acres)
-- Learns: 1
-- Failed Attacks: 22 (8.2% failure)
Total acres exchanged: -439 acres (267/213)
+522 acres: Taste Your Own Medicine (17/7)
+361 acres: Pull the plug (15/9)
+296 acres: Icing on the cake (15/4)
+284 acres: Drive Someone Up The Wall (6/1)
+272 acres: Bull in a China Shop (11/6)
+265 acres: Rise and Shine (12/5)
+234 acres: Gear Up for Domination (11/5)
+204 acres: Kick The Bucket (6/3)
+179 acres: New Kid On The Block (16/9)
+145 acres: Hanged For a Sheep as a Lamb (14/5)
+76 acres: Rice missionary (15/10)
+21 acres: Until Hell Freezes Over (8/8)
-1 acres: Flip the FINGER (8/5)
-79 acres: Monarch way or the highway (15/18)
-155 acres: Judge Jury and Executioner (6/6)
-159 acres: Weather a storm (5/5)
-192 acres: Cry Wolf (6/3)
-336 acres: A Doubting Thomas (16/13)
-350 acres: Let sleeping dogs lie (10/16)
-408 acres: Over my DEAD BODY (9/11)
-501 acres: Quiet before the storm (18/23)
-541 acres: Elephant in The Room (21/25)
-576 acres: Vice Versa (7/16)
Total Unique Made: 144
-- 9 unique: Monarch way or the highway
-- 7 unique: Icing on the cake
-- 7 unique: Gear Up for Domination
-- 7 unique: Quiet before the storm
-- 7 unique: Hanged For a Sheep as a Lamb
-- 7 unique: Pull the plug
-- 7 unique: Over my DEAD BODY
-- 7 unique: Taste Your Own Medicine
-- 7 unique: Until Hell Freezes Over
-- 7 unique: Elephant in The Room
-- 7 unique: Rise and Shine
-- 7 unique: Rice missionary
-- 7 unique: New Kid On The Block
-- 7 unique: Bull in a China Shop
-- 6 unique: Kick The Bucket
-- 6 unique: A Doubting Thomas
-- 6 unique: Let sleeping dogs lie
-- 5 unique: Weather a storm
-- 5 unique: Judge Jury and Executioner
-- 5 unique: Cry Wolf
-- 4 unique: Drive Someone Up The Wall
-- 4 unique: Flip the FINGER
-- 3 unique: Vice Versa
Elurin, Monarch of Silly Pink Ghetto Cats: "Don't try to take books about growing catnip like that from silly cats (http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...rary-books.jpg). Thanks Tolerance for some good sparring in war forum and a good fight, but don't be such meanies to a kd that is not ready for war next time, it's rude. We had to interrupt wine-drinking-holiday-time! The Sillies were as always very cute throughout warar, great job mates. Also, !pink!"
Lath, Monarch of Zero Tolerance: "During the first 48 hours, we felt we had a chance of winning but it was not the case as we entered the later part of the war. Economy power proved crucial as it was the pivotal turning point of the war where we could not afford more dragons and also retraining our troops as much as our opponent could. To me, we didn't lose by much as it was quite an even war. Credits to Pink Silly Ghetto Cats for crippling our economy so bad and that's the reason we lost the war. We learned alot and adopted some useful strategies from this war, and as a fairly new KD (two age old), I thought we gave them a run for their money. As for our identity, just know we are Zero Tolerance, that is all you should know right now"
Thanks to both kds for participating, and again, apologies for the huge delay.
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