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[Syntico]

Ahhh, so it's because he's got a small penis, that's why Realest talks himself up so much.
Also, you talk yourself up a fair bit too...
But still, thanks for explaining Syntico. Though I don't see how that would've helped seal the deal with Versace. I guess she must have a thing for small dicked big talking losers, or at least Realest in particular

Realest wears size 7 shoes, I wear 11 and that's that.

As for Versace, well she is only 4 foot 11, so it's all relative.