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(schizophrenia) . . .most commonly manifests itself as auditory hallucinations, paranoid or bizarre delusions, or disorganized speech and thinking, and it is accompanied by significant social or occupational dysfunction
As a religious person I can tell you that this is nothing like religion.

I hear the voice of god, he tells me that all liberals are secretly Muslims trying to impose sharia law on the west. In my congregation we speak in tongues and we know that the bible proves the bible.

Also; we wear magic underwear.