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[vines]

In fact in a better I would do better, however, I don't want to be in a better kingdom this kingdom is good. You don't know what you are talking about. All you know is what they tell you. For all you know they could be lying about how I'm doing in the war. They have good reason to lie after all they wanted to war us and take me out and say he look we took out the mighty Red Mist but it's not going to happen the way they planned. I think they are starting to figure that out.

[VT2]

Vines, you'd get kicked out of any decent kingdom, because you're an all-elite gnome, who refuses to work with your team when it gets down to it.
You're so selfish, all you can do in your current war is bottom-grab people.

[vines]

I work with my team. I just helped one of our guy double tap someone. Dude I'm the biggest province on both side! I can't do nothing else everyone else is smaller. Why did you war us? The biggest dude in your kingdom is around 200k when we started I was around 214-218k. I just attacked the second biggest attacker in your kingdom that was over 180k. When you step back and look at it I'm gaining land for the war effort. That's always the goal of any kingdom and if a province can gain land in war he or she is helping out the war effort.

[VT2]

I'm not warring you, vines - I'm warring a kingdom that consists of gnomes that play like you, and I'm kicking their asses all over the place.
Feel free to scan and see.
Vines, if I was the biggest province on either side in a war, I'd double people. I wouldn't sit and camp like you are doing.

Is this your ultimate strategy, vines? To camp and defend yourself, while your kingdom gets destroyed?
Yeah, what a grand strategy - a turtling gnome.

[vines]

Umm no you wouldn't because then I would attack you and make you look foolish. They are not getting destroyed in fact the acres are very close. We are doing pretty go against a kingdom that almost double us in provinces. There is no need to tell you my strategy we are fighting in war you will see how it unfolds. Those gnomes last war weren't playing like me last war must mean they are trying to mimic my style I'm flattered. I can see with each war our guys become more balanced attackers. It is impressive almost everyone this war is doing much better. They are starting to understand the concepts that I use on the battle field.

[VT2]

Sure, sure.
Is that why we've dismantled two gnomes already, even though the war started only 3 hours ago?

In fact, they're so scared, they only have two attacks out to our 13.

[VT2]

Kingdom News for (X:Y)
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Date Range: January, YR4 «---» February, YR4

** Legend **
¤¤ Intra-Kingdom Conflict
!!! Actions against our Kingdom
&& Actions by our Kingdom
>> Relations News
*!* Dragon News
@@ Obituaries / Defections
$$ Aid

** January YR4 **
!!! 1st: De Wieden (F:U) attacked
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y): 57 acres.
!!! 4th: Cat Haven (F:U) massacred
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y): 830 people.
!!! 4th: nursery rhymes (F:U) massacred
............. Your Magic is Mine (X:Y): 989 people.
&& 6th: pumz (X:Y) massacred
............. Cat Haven (F:U): 1544 people.
!!! 7th: UNNOBLE WARLORD (F:U) attacked
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y): 38 acres.
!!! 7th: UNNOBLE WARLORD (F:U) attacked
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y): 32 acres.
!!! 7th: ih8CaTzC0zDeYrNoObs (F:U) massacred
............. Deficate (X:Y): 1497 people.
&& 8th: [anonymous province] (X:Y) attacked
............. The Snake Pit (F:U): 125 acres.
!!! 8th: I Can Not Hit Meow (F:U) massacred
............. Deficate (X:Y): 1059 people.
&& 9th: Your Magic is Mine (X:Y) pillaged
............. Winterfell (F:U).
&& 9th: Your Magic is Mine (X:Y) attacked
............. Winterfell (F:U): 99 acres.
$$ 9th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y).
$$ 9th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. pumz (X:Y).
$$ 9th: Your Magic is Mine (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y).
!!! 9th: Schrute Farms (F:U) massacred
............. Deficate (X:Y): 623 people.
!!! 9th: Schrute Farms (F:U) failed to attack
............. Deficate (X:Y).
!!! 9th: Zion Continuum (F:U) attacked
............. Deficate (X:Y): 79 acres.
!!! 9th: WastelandBrotherhood (F:U) massacred
............. Deficate (X:Y): 606 people.
&& 10th: Temple (X:Y) attacked
............. Lunch Box (F:U): 92 acres.
&& 10th: Overpowered (X:Y) attacked
............. Winterfell (F:U): 72 acres.
$$ 10th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y).
!!! 10th: Dundler Mifflin (F:U) attacked
............. pumz (X:Y): 48 acres.
&& 10th: TheSlayersOfUnity (X:Y) pillaged
............. Pansies Are Sexy (F:U).
!!! 10th: The Snake Pit (F:U) attacked
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y): 38 acres.
!!! 11th: mimiyaw (F:U) massacred
............. Deficate (X:Y): 587 people.
!!! 11th: mimiyaw (F:U) massacred
............. Your Magic is Mine (X:Y): 899 people.
$$ 12th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y).
$$ 12th: Inevitable (X:Y) sent aid to
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y).
$$ 12th: Inevitable (X:Y) sent aid to
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y).
!!! 12th: Lunch Box (F:U) failed to attack
............. Temple (X:Y).
&& 12th: Red Mist (X:Y) attacked
............. Zion Continuum (F:U): 52 acres.
$$ 12th: Red Mist (X:Y) sent aid to
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y).
&& 12th: Woop bim boff (X:Y) attacked
............. Schrute Farms (F:U): 132 acres.
$$ 12th: Woop bim boff (X:Y) sent aid to
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y).
!!! 12th: Pansies Are Sexy (F:U) massacred
............. Deficate (X:Y): 615 people.
!!! 13th: Ying Zheng (F:U) attacked
............. pumz (X:Y): 68 acres.
!!! 13th: Pansies Are Sexy (F:U) massacred
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y): 880 people.
$$ 13th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. TheSlayersOfUnity (X:Y).
$$ 13th: TheSlayersOfUnity (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y).
$$ 13th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Deficate (X:Y).
$$ 14th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. TheSlayersOfUnity (X:Y).
!!! 14th: Bicycle Thief (F:U) attacked
............. Temple (X:Y): 106 acres.
$$ 15th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Deficate (X:Y).
&& 16th: [anonymous province] (X:Y) conquested
............. Lunch Box (F:U): 38 acres.
!!! 16th: Cat Haven (F:U) attacked
............. Deficate (X:Y): 47 acres.
$$ 16th: Asstopia (X:Y) sent aid to
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y).
!!! 16th: ih8CaTzC0zDeYrNoObs (F:U) attacked
............. TheSlayersOfUnity (X:Y): 156 acres.
$$ 16th: Woop bim boff (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Asstopia (X:Y).
$$ 16th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. pumz (X:Y).
@@ 17th: Terry Brooks (X:Y) defected from
............. Freedom in WAR (Y:Z).
@@ 17th: Terry Brooks (X:Y) died.
&& 18th: pumz (X:Y) attacked
............. ih8CaTzC0zDeYrNoObs (F:U): 64 acres.
&& 18th: Deficate (X:Y) conquested
............. Fort Joust (F:U): 25 acres.
!!! 19th: I Can Not Hit Meow (F:U) attacked
............. Temple (X:Y): 81 acres.
$$ 19th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Deficate (X:Y).
$$ 20th: Asstopia (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y).
$$ 20th: Asstopia (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Deficate (X:Y).
!!! 21st: UNNOBLE WARLORD (F:U) attacked
............. Deficate (X:Y): 65 acres.
!!! 22nd: Lunch Box (F:U) attacked
............. Deficate (X:Y): 54 acres.
!!! 22nd: Lunch Box (F:U) attacked
............. Deficate (X:Y): 14 acres.
!!! 22nd: Schrute Farms (F:U) attacked
............. Woop bim boff (X:Y): 128 acres.
!!! 22nd: nursery rhymes (F:U) attacked
............. Your Magic is Mine (X:Y): 56 acres.
!!! 22nd: Dundler Mifflin (F:U) attacked
............. pumz (X:Y): 133 acres.
&& 22nd: [anonymous province] (X:Y) attacked
............. The Snake Pit (F:U): 108 acres.

** February YR4 **
!!! 1st: Ying Zheng (F:U) attacked
............. pumz (X:Y): 26 acres.
!!! 1st: ih8CaTzC0zDeYrNoObs (F:U) attacked
............. Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y): 138 acres.
!!! 2nd: mimiyaw (F:U) attacked
............. Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y): 87 acres.
&& 3rd: pumz (X:Y) attacked
............. Dundler Mifflin (F:U): 159 acres.
!!! 3rd: Zion Continuum (F:U) attacked
............. Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y): 39 acres.
!!! 3rd: Pansies Are Sexy (F:U) attacked
............. Deficate (X:Y): 74 acres.
!!! 3rd: Pansies Are Sexy (F:U) attacked
............. Deficate (X:Y): 56 acres.
&& 4th: Woop bim boff (X:Y) attacked
............. Schrute Farms (F:U): 128 acres.
&& 4th: TheSlayersOfUnity (X:Y) attacked
............. Pansies Are Sexy (F:U): 91 acres.
!!! 6th: Bicycle Thief (F:U) attacked
............. pumz (X:Y): 43 acres.
!!! 6th: I Can Not Hit Meow (F:U) attacked
............. TheSlayersOfUnity (X:Y): 88 acres.
&& 7th: R O M A N I AII (X:Y) failed to attack
............. ih8CaTzC0zDeYrNoObs (F:U).
$$ 7th: R O M A N I AII (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y).
!!! 8th: Cat Haven (F:U) pillaged
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y).
&& 9th: Red Mist (X:Y) attacked
............. Dundler Mifflin (F:U): 78 acres.
$$ 9th: Red Mist (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Deficate (X:Y).
!!! 9th: The Snake Pit (F:U) attacked
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y): 54 acres.
!!! 9th: Dundler Mifflin (F:U) attacked
............. pumz (X:Y): 117 acres.
!!! 10th: Schrute Farms (F:U) attacked
............. pumz (X:Y): 101 acres.

** Summary **
&& Total Attacks Made: 18 (1,263 acres)
&& -- Traditional March: 12 (1,200 acres)
&& -- Conquest: 2 (63 acres)
&& -- Massacres: 1 (1,544 people)
&& -- Plunder Attacks: 2
&& -- Failed Attacks: 1 (5.6% failure)
!!! Total Attacks Suffered: 41 (2,023 acres)
!!! -- Traditional March: 28 (2,023 acres)
!!! -- Massacres: 10 (8,585 people)
!!! -- Plunder Attacks: 1
!!! -- Failed Attacks: 2 (4.9% failure)
$$ Aid packets sent: 22

** Highlights **
Jan 17 YR4: Terry Brooks (X:Y) defected from (Y:Z)
Jan 17 YR4: Terry Brooks (X:Y) died

** This Kingdom (X:Y) Gains/Losses **
Overall Losses: -760 acres.
1. +271 acres: [anonymous province] (3/)
2. +132 acres: Woop bim boff (2/1)
3. +130 acres: Red Mist (2/)
4. +72 acres: Overpowered (1/)
5. +43 acres: Your Magic is Mine (2/3)
6. -95 acres: Temple (1/3)
7. -153 acres: TheSlayersOfUnity (2/2)
8. -219 acres: R O M A N I AII (1/8)
9. -264 acres: Slifer da Sky Dragon (/3)
10. -313 acres: pumz (3/7)
11. -364 acres: Deficate (1/14)

** Enemy Kingdom (F:U) Gains/Losses **
Overall Gains: 760 acres.
Attacks: 41 made / 18 suffered
1. +230 acres: ih8CaTzC0zDeYrNoObs (3/2)
2. +169 acres: I Can Not Hit Meow (3/)
3. +149 acres: Bicycle Thief (2/)
4. +135 acres: UNNOBLE WARLORD (3/)
5. +94 acres: Ying Zheng (2/)
6. +87 acres: mimiyaw (3/)
7. +66 acres: Zion Continuum (2/1)
8. +61 acres: Dundler Mifflin (3/2)
9. +57 acres: De Wieden (1/)
10. +56 acres: nursery rhymes (2/)
11. +47 acres: Cat Haven (3/1)
12. +39 acres: Pansies Are Sexy (4/2)
13. no change: WastelandBrotherhood (1/)
14. -25 acres: Fort Joust (/1)
15. -31 acres: Schrute Farms (4/2)
16. -62 acres: Lunch Box (3/2)
17. -141 acres: The Snake Pit (2/2)
18. -171 acres: Winterfell (/3)

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Yeah, you're so awesome, vines, and so is your kingdom. I can totally see that they're as good as you claim, and that you're as good as you claim.

[CheeseMelts]

I wish I was as good as vines to be able to grow 130 acres while my kingdommates get slaughtered.

[VT2]

Oh, that's just the beginning of today, and all of yesterday. They've had one more day of war.

[vines]

Well I'm doing my part. It's not that you guys are doing good it's just that we are just learning how to attack and defend. You can't keep attack the same people over and over a time will come when you will have to attack the people keeping the land. Once our guys learn how to attack with out giving up land we will be a much stronger kingdom. It's not about how many attacks you do it's about how much land you keep. Oh the way I have gain more land than I around 180 acres gained in pimp it says I have gain 177acres. Another thing don't talk **** about my kingdom. Like I said you thought you're smaller kingdom would go into top feed mode and you would pick Red Mist apart and then you would said something dumb like, "what happen vines Red Mist got ****ed up." It don't work like that. My province is more than just huge muscle. Red Mist uses tactics be hind that muscle. As the war goes on my land grabs will keep getting bigger as you have started to understand by now. So you have realize well if I can't pick on Red Mist I'll talk **** about the kingdom.

[VT2]

You just said your useless ghetto was doing great, vines. Are they doing great, or are they doing poorly, and 'learning how to attack and defend?' Make up your mind for once.

"It's not about how many attacks you do it's about how much land you keep." It's about how much land you can TAKE from the opponent, and keep out of their reach - the most optimal way to achieve this is to hit as many times as possible.

Red mist doesn't use tactic, or muscles. Red mist is a wall of defense that hits people a lot smaller than itself for tiny gains, because its owner fears it will get destroyed if he sends out.

[vines]

I said we are doing better and we are. They are more and more learning how to keep there provinces well protect when out on an attack. Bull****, I just hit the 2nd biggest attacker in your kingdom and got 78acres. It's not like I can go for max gains no one in your kingdom that is my size all my land grabs are going to be small. That can't be helped.

[VT2]

I have an attacker in my kingdom, which is at war with a kingdom that you're not in, that you hit for 78 acres?

[MikeTyson]

Sorry to break it to you vines, but it looks like you just aren't a threat. You'll eventually get out of range and get crap gains while the rest of your kingdom dies.

[vines]

One would think so, however, that's when I go into phase two of my war strategy. There are 4 phase the first phase is getting into war stance and the second phase is making so I say in range. The kingdom our kingdom is war will start to see my province's net worth to drop.