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    The True Story of The Kingdom of Luns - by utimes

    This is perhaps the most guarded secret in the Realm of Utopia - the ongoing debate about what happen to the Lunatics of Luns (18:13) - here is the true story - uncensored and brought to you by the investigative journalists (and supported documentations) of utimes - the most reliable news channel on all things utopia, and utopiawarez - the underground news channel of the dark comings and going-ons in Utopia's little known black market - Morbopia. After extensive interviews with Utopia top police officer, Madame Lydias and Utopia Mafia Overlord - Mr.Morbo, we believe we have uncover the greatest scandal ever to hit Utopia and one so threatening that it forces the hand of OMAC for massive rounding up of the criminals of Luns (18:13) and enforcing a total blackout on media reports and news regarding the matter, leaving speculation rife among the citizens of Utopia. Here is the complete story of what happen to The Famous Kingdom of Luns (18:13) :

    It all began on a cold afternoon on 28th of December 2008 when Alemin Maymunu Lun

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    crap in his pants, which lead to further soiling of 18:13 by

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    Karaborsaci Lun's dog. By then the damage has been done and fearing

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    further episodes of crap farming, their current leader Testere Lun decided to call

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    for a mass vacation to protect their precious honor in order to keep

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    their underground sewers and pipes filled with crap, a massive clean up was ordered and...

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    ...for unknown reasons Gonusma Lun couldn't keep his

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    crap shut and started spewing a crapload of crap all around

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    fearing further contamination to the rest of Utopia, OMAC

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    decided to take the drastic action of wiping the crapload of

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    craps in The Famous Kingdom of Luns (18:13) from Utopia. However, the Ghost of Luns


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    still lingers... spewing crap every now and then around unseen corners of Utopia, if you ever find a pebble that appears darkish brown in your province, it most likely originates from the recesses of

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    the remnants of a kingdom once known as The Famous Kingdom of Luns (18:13)

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    May you all rest in piss.
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    OMG!! OMAC, your censoring has reduced the most powerful scandal report since the Watergate Scandal look like a piece of crap! Damn you all!!!! Damn you all!! (except you Lydias - you know how I feel about you.. :X)

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    uTimes would like to mention that we are in no way affliated with this thread post. All official stories will be posted on our site.
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    I think that's pretty obvious, puppy101. LOL @ Lemans, you sure have dark humour, I give you that...

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    May you all rest in piss.
    I think this is in the same league as "Stupid newbie gives Morbo gas".
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    lol classic! :D <3
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