as much as i would dearly love to pander to my online ego, post my super duper awesome province on here, and cause you all to begin worshiping me, and deifying my uto skills.
but, alas, I'm afraid none of you would be able to understand the beauty and elegance of it, and even on the minuscule chance you began to understand it's magnificence, it would only cause your heads to explode...
thus, to avoid many blood and brain splattered walls, i must refrain from posting my province on these boards
Last edited by _greenie; 14-09-2009 at 03:21.
Deliverance -> secrets -> anzac -> mercy -> rage -> "ghetto"
Vines, clearly you misunderstood what I said. I missed the part where I wrote that "I was the best Utopian player to ever exist"....
I merely said you suck, which you do. I also said, and will say again, until you let people help you learn the game you will continue to suck.
Im still learning, but I am not that ignorant or arrogant to perceive myself as the best and to reject help from more experienced players. Maybe if you did the same people on these boards wouldnt think you were the vilage idiot.
- = Paintrain = -
I got razekilled 1,5 weeks ago and have better science then that already...
vines posts are less entertaining now that he isnt putting as much effort in.
keep on trolling vines!
And greenie that is why you could never be as good as me. You can't prove your talk. I can. And this Jobolob you know nothing of me. I'm all about team playing. In fact I'm I'm the one that start the whole thing with pure attackers before I stepped on the seen it was all about hybrid now you see people playing pure attacker. You have no idea what you are talking about. I'll saying again Jobolob I think you should look at yourself before you start talking **** about any one. It is clear I am the best player in the game. I just need a kingdom that will fallow me and take my order. When that happens we can't lose.
can i join your kingdom vines?
You should so run for king, vines.
Catwalk's crusade for legalized cheating was a stunning success, with ghettos and low-tiered teams everywhere losing their wells of knowledge to better kingdoms in the process.
Step one: replace everything that works.
Step two: blame the predictable epic fail on outside forces.
Step three: keep the community informed that no progress has been made since the last update.
Step four: thank you for your patience.
In fact I'm I'm the one that start the whole thing with pure attackers before I stepped on the seen it was all about hybrid now you see people playing pure attacker.
Now Vines, we all know you were around when everyone was either T/M or Attacker. Back when there were hardly any Hybrids. Don't go saying that you started the whole 'Pure Attacker' build because that's been around for a very long time! Infact I'd be willing to bet it's been around since the game started, but don't quote me on that because I don't know for sure.
Of the strat's that Vines has posted throughout the ages, I think this might actually be one of the best ones. Granted, it's still not good, but in comparison to the ones he had with 50% homes, it's amazing!
Unfortunately, I fear that Vines is actually reaching people though... I came across quite a few prov's on Gen with 40% homes, even one with 50%... People need to stop listening to what Vines is saying, because even he knows it's not true!
And I would like to point out that Vine's English has improved quite a bit since the last time I saw him post. Perhaps he has reached high school and is taking more advanced English as a 2nd Language classes.
Vines, have some respect for urself
^ True
Also, I would like to point out that when I was like 12-13 years old and played Utopia, I only built off specs and elites (Dwarf). I invented full attacker for myself (hah!).
And I still believe that the Dutch invented the printing press.
Well first I need to find a kingdom that has skilled players that see that I'm skill are legit. In fact I'm really impressed with the way these attackers in this kingdom have fought in war. If I had known I would have went attacker.
gergnub you can if want to work hard and play with the team. We had like 3-4 provinces leave that were playing solo and they couldn't hack it. We had a one guy that came in from another kingdom and thought he was big **** talking about how great his kingdom was. Untill we showed him that everyone in the kingdom has a kingdom province. He thought he would just come in be like, "look how great my province is" and we would make him king. He realize that we all are skilled so he left. All these guy in this kingdom know bullsh*ters. They know I am running high homes. We even came crossed other kingdom that were running high homes. Some of the attackers have started upping the amount of homes they use but ofcourse they are not going to start using 50%+ homes the first time they try high homes. We are feeling each other out and learning how to player with one another.
I haven't played pure attacker since I ran redmist. However next age I'm going to play pure attacker again. In you guys know when I play pure attack I can crush even a gnome with full army at home.
Lets not poke fun at his writing capabilities now. Thats just not nice. There are plent of people in the game that speak english as a second language. Plus, there is so much else to poke fun at. Every line of his provinces CB is hilarious.
vines, i posted my prov from last age for all to see, i did so after the age has ended when no harm could come of it
if you had half a brain, you would realise i do not wish to post my prov, simply because i do not wish to give away my location (as you saw, you were found in ~10 minutes after posting prov)
if there is one thing i've learnt from playing in my kd (just look at channel topic)... it's how to take things out of context =DOriginally Posted by vines
good for you =)
so can anyone in a ghetto who plays orc or dwarf
Last edited by _greenie; 15-09-2009 at 01:50.
Deliverance -> secrets -> anzac -> mercy -> rage -> "ghetto"
so sad that vines is so proud of a bad province .if it wasnt so small id hit it just to show him how easy it would be,
Red Mist was the worst province in Utopian history.
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