A Message to Earth 2025 from Utopia

[celien]

GhettoFTW die plz?
u clearly doesnt know anything

o/c Earthers should aply for better kds but there is not point in deciding for them whats good and whats not, your opinions are just that, your opinions, even if u find some more widly accepted they are far from facts.
Let ppl find their own friends and enemys so they grow to like utopia like we others do, its part of the experince.

[GhettoFTW]

GhettoFTW die plz?
u clearly doesnt know anything

o/c Earthers should aply for better kds but there is not point in deciding for them whats good and whats not, your opinions are just that, your opinions, even if u find some more widly accepted they are far from facts.
Let ppl find their own friends and enemys so they grow to like utopia like we others do, its part of the experince.

So i should die for stating my opinions?? Bravo sissy Bravo

[goodz]

you should die for having opinions, conform conform!

[Sauron NBK]

I used to play utopia years ago..was in a really good KD too, cant remember what they were called though. like. nephilim heroes or something like that?

anyway that wasn't why i posted :p i was wondering. can you create your own Kingdoms now? i heard something about acct trading being allowed now.

[Anri]

Oh crap... there are no faeries anymore? Well, isn't my face red!

Seriously though, thank you all for not tarring and feathering me (even though I kinda deserve it) and for being on our side. I guess it's only today that I realize we've been paddling the same boat all this time, we've just been on different sides. And I truly hope you guys don't end up like we have.

Thanks a lot!

I think we just started to realize the same thing.

[Anri]

I used to play utopia years ago..was in a really good KD too, cant remember what they were called though. like. nephilim heroes or something like that?

anyway that wasn't why i posted :p i was wondering. can you create your own Kingdoms now? i heard something about acct trading being allowed now.

Trading is now legit and i remember that KD. Were they not in exodus alliance?

[Anri]

Advice for Earth players joining Utopia
1. Playing top level.
- Absalom is the dominating alliance there. You might want to apply to rage/sanc/eq, the rest such as trinity/grace/mercy are their maids so applying to the latter is pretty much no fun. On a side note, if you like the Jews, Mercy is an alternative u can join(contact TheRock). Absalom kds are known for being extremely paranoid and will pretty much do anything to win, ANYTHING.
- If you don't want to get bullied, you might want to consider Hall. They are pretty much cheaters but they are no pushovers. Stay out of ZZ or any kd with stoffi in it. stoffi is a notorious cheater and, in utopia, whenever anyone mentions cheating the name stoffi will definitely come up.
- Sinners/Playboys/Snowflake/Fratzia/Sleepy are sort of an alliance who hates Absalom. Don't join sinners coz u'll never win anything and anything u say will probably get overruled by duo ug-steel(you can tell sob stories to morbidangel though). Snowflake and Sleepy are pretty much exclusive while Fratzia and Playboys are sort of dying. If you must join this group because you think you're the reincarnation of Che Guava, join sleepy. They backstab their opponents because they can but they're the best of the bunch.
- There are other alternatives like secrets, sonata, pulse .... etc. Sonata is the hottest property last age but they're pretty much a sorority bunch with huge e-penis and small real life ones. It will only be worth your while if you've friends playing there.

2. Playing mid-level.
These are pretty much the fun group. You war for most of the age and don't whore for land or run into sissy wars(wars where you don't hit each other) all the time. They are war nerds and win oriented. Recommendations for this category are:
- Copycats: if you like being led by a cute atheist dutch girl, it's the place u wanna be. She talks a lot so there's plenty of opportunity for 'hope' there. And girl loves her pizza.
- Dopefiend: Good warring kd with Malm in it. typing "!rob malm" in #addicted will pretty much piss him off. And pissing him off can be real fun.
- Whispers: they're quite good but dont really know anything about them except fate1316 is an asshole.
- BIO KLA: One of the best outta the bunch. This is an alliance that usually mind their own business, good for a politician's final destination.

3. Playing low level.
These kds are pretty much 'food' for all the other kds and constitute 90% of the utopia players. Top-mid kds will always hit you out of war and you can do nothing but whine/curse. Good thing for these kds is you can login whenever you want and nobody will ***** about it. But if you're a local bully, these kingdom recommendations might come in handy.
TF kingdoms: This is Absalom's cute little puppy with an old lady running the show. They are a pretty fun bunch but, as they say, leading a dog's life is tiring. Their alliance public channel is pretty fun though, with games running throughout the day.
UA/OA/AA/UFC/WWE/MMA .... etc: These are alliances that bullies literally the end of the food chain. They do pretty much nothing and get pawned all the time.
The rest of the ghetto: Pretty much the type of kingdoms you'll random into. Very fun for socialising and making friends, and you'll find that some of these kingdoms have been around for a very long time. A useful tip: if you want to be monarch, all you've to do is talk a lot and insult a lot(always win the troll war).

GG stepping on many toes =)

[Sauron NBK]

ahh ok so if i wanted to build my own KD Id have to join and convince everyone to trade out then? that prolly wouldn't work lol. i was hoping to make an "earth" kingdom...oh well.

[allonons]

Sauron ,it is still possible for you if enough of Earthers slam the server together and say 5 or 6 of you end up in the same kd you can take it over by force and start from there!
That would be justice having Earthers come in and take over 1 kd at a time to form the Earth alliance of Utopia.