UF NEWS: Mostly Harmless Bows Before Majesty
Hostile Summary
Majesty searching for war decided to send 7 hits into Mostly Harmless' Elves giving away unfriendly. Mostly Harmless responded with starting a Ruby Dragon and a massarce wave into Majesty's Elves and took themselves to unfriendly as well. At this time, Majesty decided to start their own ruby dragon. After what it seems as a failure of communication between kds, Mostly Harmless sends a second massarce wave into Majesty giving them the button. Majesty declared soonafter.
January 22 of YR9 We have declared WAR on Mostly Harmless HOSTILE (XX:YY)!
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War Strategies
Both Majesty and Mostly Harmless kicked off the war with deep chaining of Orcs of both sides. The massarced Elves of Majesty quickly worked towards kidnapping peasants in order to recover from hostile and took the advantage of the situation to become unbreakable. Both Mostly Harmless and Majesty traded Meteor Showers, Fireballs, Riots and Night Strikes back and forth which quickly resulted in a stalemate between the trading of chains between the orcs. After the initial Ruby Dragons, both kds decided to send Emerald Dragons to slow chains down but only Majesty slayed their dragon. Majesty noticing this, seized the advantage of not having a draftee loss penalty and stocked up 12,000 soldiers in an aid block. Majesty quickly traded these soldiers amongst their orcs in a rapid fashion which led to Mostly Harmless failing many consecutive hits and drove the win home for Majesty. Shortly afterwards, Mostly Harmless decided to throw in the towel.
May 9 of YR9
Mostly Harmless WAR (XX:YY) has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!
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** War Summary from Majesty **
Total Attacks Made: 469 (53641 acres)
-- Traditional March: 448 (52496 acres)
-- Ambush: 13 (1145 acres)
-- Learns: 3
-- Failed Attacks: 5 (1.1% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 475 (43919 acres)
-- Traditional March: 401 (40354 acres)
-- Ambush: 25 (3565 acres)
-- Massacres: 28 (52182 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 21 (4.4% failure)
The Kingdom of (Majesty)
Total acres exchanged: +9722 acres (469/475)
+6443 acres: Anonymous province from (Majesty) (26/0)
+1698 acres: IS IN THE (13/7)
+1549 acres: AND BE THE (18/1)
+1436 acres: TO MAKE ME (11/0)
+1325 acres: EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLIN (17/9)
+1282 acres: HAVE A GOOD (14/10)
+1201 acres: WE JUST WANNA (9/3)
+977 acres: YOUR MIND (30/7)
+825 acres: FIRST GIRL (13/1)
+727 acres: STOP HATIN IS BAD (13/6)
+636 acres: PARTY ROCK (20/9)
+565 acres: AND WE GONNA (18/7)
+564 acres: SHUFFLIN (17/5)
+468 acres: MAKE YOU LOSE (12/3)
+319 acres: SHUFFLIN SHUFFLIN (16/9)
+274 acres: WE GETTING MONEY (19/10)
-4 acres: HOUSE TONIGHT (16/17)
-104 acres: DONT BE MAD (14/10)
-194 acres: STEP UP FAST (18/11)
-231 acres: THROW THIS (20/21)
-269 acres: CASHHH (18/23)
-791 acres: EVERYDAY IM (23/36)
-2047 acres: SEE YOU (28/67)
-2062 acres: TIMEEEE (19/49)
-2393 acres: EVERYBODY JUST (19/69)
-2472 acres: SHAKE THAT (28/85)
The Kingdom of (Mostly Harmless)
Total acres exchanged: -9722 acres (475/469)
+1845 acres: Underground (17/0)
+1411 acres: Giggidy (19/3)
+1378 acres: Terror Firmer (21/3)
+1297 acres: Anonymous province from (Mostly Harmless) (4/0)
+1225 acres: superzuper (22/4)
+901 acres: Sine Pari (20/2)
+669 acres: Hidden Sand (16/5)
+564 acres: Pyrannia (17/3)
+213 acres: We Do It For The WAAGH (26/9)
+200 acres: MysticRaven (25/14)
+184 acres: Fulgore (17/3)
-24 acres: Ouroboros (18/8)
-104 acres: Dark Sun of Fire (24/13)
-120 acres: Trail of Tears (12/4)
-284 acres: Drastic (0/1)
-296 acres: Pervert (20/12)
-351 acres: gargoyle gates (21/13)
-572 acres: what shall I be (10/9)
-720 acres: Potato Orcs (14/11)
-1469 acres: ragingpinkelephant (22/20)
-1831 acres: circumcisionscissors (22/28)
-2027 acres: I Am (22/80)
-2719 acres: Ballista (24/60)
-2824 acres: Sunset Fang (14/19)
-3059 acres: xiLone (24/58)
-3209 acres: Red (24/87)
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** War Summary from Mostly Harmless **
For the period of January 22 of YR9 to May 8 of YR9 (83 hours)
-- By UPCF [0.99c] http://www.k3ltic.com/utopia/prince
** Summary **
Total Attacks Made: 445 (47548 acres)
-- Traditional March: 391 (42988 acres)
-- Conquest: 10 (1062 acres)
-- Ambush: 24 (3498 acres)
-- Failed Attacks: 20 (4.5% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 462 (47616 acres)
-- Traditional March: 441 (46471 acres)
-- Ambush: 13 (1145 acres)
-- Learns: 3
-- Failed Attacks: 5 (1.1% failure)
The Kingdom of (Mostly Harmless)
Total acres exchanged: -68 acres (445/462)
+2010 acres: Underground (17/0)
+1771 acres: Terror Firmer (19/2)
+1582 acres: Giggidy (18/3)
+1484 acres: superzuper (20/4)
+1078 acres: Sine Pari (19/1)
+978 acres: Pyrannia (15/2)
+976 acres: Hidden Sand (14/5)
+612 acres: Ouroboros (17/6)
+572 acres: MysticRaven (23/14)
+549 acres: We Do It For The WAAGH (24/9)
+497 acres: Fulgore (15/2)
+288 acres: gargoyle gates (20/13)
+236 acres: Dark Sun of Fire (24/13)
+207 acres: Pervert (18/12)
-24 acres: Trail of Tears (12/4)
-247 acres: what shall I be (11/9)
-259 acres: Drastic (0/1)
-551 acres: Potato Orcs (14/11)
-900 acres: Sunset Fang (18/19)
-1120 acres: circumcisionscissors (21/27)
-1200 acres: ragingpinkelephant (20/20)
-1581 acres: I Am (20/80)
-2036 acres: Ballista (22/60)
-2430 acres: xiLone (22/58)
-2560 acres: Red (22/87)
The Kingdom of (Majesty)
Total acres exchanged: +68 acres (462/445)
+4660 acres: Anonymous province from (Majesty) (21/0)
+1508 acres: IS IN THE (13/3)
+1408 acres: AND BE THE (18/1)
+1310 acres: TO MAKE ME (11/0)
+1127 acres: EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLIN (17/8)
+1116 acres: HAVE A GOOD (14/3)
+950 acres: WE JUST WANNA (9/3)
+674 acres: YOUR MIND (30/7)
+609 acres: STOP HATIN IS BAD (13/1)
+598 acres: FIRST GIRL (12/1)
+396 acres: SHUFFLIN (17/5)
+363 acres: AND WE GONNA (18/4)
+331 acres: PARTY ROCK (20/9)
+282 acres: MAKE YOU LOSE (11/2)
+94 acres: SHUFFLIN SHUFFLIN (16/4)
+47 acres: WE GETTING MONEY (19/6)
-290 acres: DONT BE MAD (14/10)
-450 acres: STEP UP FAST (18/11)
-470 acres: HOUSE TONIGHT (16/17)
-504 acres: THROW THIS (20/21)
-570 acres: CASHHH (18/23)
-1549 acres: EVERYDAY IM (23/36)
-2528 acres: TIMEEEE (19/49)
-2730 acres: SEE YOU (28/67)
-2957 acres: EVERYBODY JUST (19/69)
-3357 acres: SHAKE THAT (28/85)
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Closing Comments
Rixx, King of Majesty:
"Pretty much, I'd like to thank mostly harmless for the fun war and I'd love to give a shoutout to henry, invi3i and sharkx for helping to lead this war and everyone else in my kd who helped contribute to this war win. <3 ya guys!"
Thoridon, Monarch of Mostly Harmless:
"I'd like to thank Party Rock / Majesty for a clean, drama-free war. Unfortunately it's ended as a loss for us but hopefully we've learnt one or two things from this one They deserved the win, with consistent activity and superior strategy. On the plus side, my Caps Lock and Shift keys will get a rest now! Good war, WELL PLAYED... oops, caps."