All the points Ryan is making are generally correct. If you solo cow you add so much nw that majority of kds even 50% of your kd nw would slaughter rest of the provinces in your kd. But since he really wants wars(as he said, every war for him would be a farm war, and there is a crown to win + everyone always wants acres) he(or any other solo cow) has pretty much only 2 ways to go about it.
First one is give button to kd much stronger than you who you know who will declare you, then see your kd getting farmed out and noobs quitting the game, while you 4x tap their biggest prov every 10h, until your opponent realizes you will never WD and does it itself.
2nd option would be the guilty conscious one: you msg kds a lot smaller than you that you believe your kd might even be able to defeat, try to sweet talk them with whatever terms to get the war fixed up, then try to convince your own kd that they want to war and even act nice and aid out a few % of your income at times.Hell you might even start believing yourself that you are a true kd player(this illusion will fade away quickly should you realize your kd is losing, yet pressing WD button asap proves too difficult). Anyways to match up this kind of war is usually easiest against another solo cow kds because NWs would be more likely to match and the opponent would have more interest since there would be mutual benefits.
Overall ghetto cowing is shady business morals wise tho, more often than not what is good for the cow is not for the noobs. On plus side noobs actually have 1 good player in their kd, from who they could actually learn if they can realize it and if the player bothers to teach.
Yet this deletion without warning was unfair.