IR vs Songs
With IR on the hunt for war and thier co-monarch in charge they proceeded to wave multiple KD's all of which quickly CF'ed. Not long after this Songs dished out a brutal massacre wave with IR responding with thier own massacre wave. After a short period of both KD's playing dont give the button, Songs eventually gave it up which IR pressed almost straight away.
March 3 of YR2 We have declared WAR on Songs of Hostile
As both KD's ruby dragons fully funded they were sent straight after the declaration with IR starting a sapphire and Songs starting an emerald as thier second choices. Both KD's quickly slayed thier first dragons and promtly recieved thier second.As IR's monarch took back the reigns the plan was to target the humans which had either high offence, high TPA or both continuing this strat till min time approached then switching to max gains expecting Songs to withdraw which didnt come.
IR's undead mystic's were having a hard time with nightmare runs due to a low WPA and so were kept to greed and MS runs where possible, while thier rogues did a good job of keeping up riots and helping thier faeries out with nightstriking and robbing the odd pile of gold.
After the 48hr mark and Songs being ravaged by a third dragon(gold) and IR being dragon free not long after, both sides seemed to simultaniously do the opposite of each other. While Songs chained, IR max gained and vise versa. As each strat swap came full circle, IR were gaining the upper hand with a clear econ advantage soon after which Songs withdrew.
June 23 of YR2 Songs of War has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!
Hostile Summary from IR
Total attacks made: 15 (182 acres)
-- Traditional march: 2 (182 acres)
-- Massacre: 11 (7,095 population)
-- Plunder: 1
-- Learn: 1
-- Uniques: 10
Total attacks suffered: 17 (238 acres)
-- Traditional march: 3 (238 acres)
-- Massacre: 14 (9,123 population)
-- Uniques: 17
** The kingdom of IR **
Total land exchanged: -56 (15/17)
+92 - An unknown province from IR (4 [3]/0)
+90 - Irresistible Rabbit (1 [1]/0)
NO CHANGE - Igasurine Redolence (2 [1]/0)
NO CHANGE - Intraoral Recurrent Herpes (2 [1]/0)
NO CHANGE - Instantaneous Rage (2 [1]/0)
NO CHANGE - Insidious Ranarian (2 [1]/0)
NO CHANGE - Internet Radio (1 [1]/0)
NO CHANGE - Insignificant Ratatouille (0/4)
NO CHANGE - Intense Radiance (0/5)
NO CHANGE - Irrelevant Regrets (0/5)
-92 - I Redemption (0/1)
-146 - Irritating Recode (1 [1]/2)
** The kingdom of SONGS **
Total land exchanged: +56 (16/13)
+73 - A Little Piece of Heaven (2/0)
+73 - Fiery Passion (2/0)
NO CHANGE - Because I Got High (1/0)
NO CHANGE - All Day I Dream About Sex (1/0)
NO CHANGE - Hit Me With Your Best Shot (1/0)
NO CHANGE - RuMelo (1/0)
NO CHANGE - The Troll (1/0)
NO CHANGE - Bad Girlfriend (1/0)
NO CHANGE - Wango Tango (1/0)
NO CHANGE - Papa Was a Rolling Stone (1/0)
NO CHANGE - Bump N Grind (1/4)
NO CHANGE - Stoned to death (1/0)
NO CHANGE - Sexual Healing (1/0)
NO CHANGE - brain damage (0/1)
-90 - Lavatory Love Machine (1/8)
War summary from IR
Total attacks made: 322 (13,817 acres)
-- Traditional march: 280 (12,861 acres)
-- Ambush: 22 (956 acres)
-- Conquest: 1 (15 acres)
-- Failed: 19 (5.9% failure)
-- Uniques: 149
Total attacks suffered: 250 (12,218 acres)
-- Traditional march: 234 (11,987 acres)
-- Ambush: 5 (231 acres)
-- Plunder: 1
-- Failed: 10 (4% failure)
-- Uniques: 131
** The kingdom of IR **
Total land exchanged: +1,614 (322/250)
+587 - Inanimate Roadkill (14 [7]/0)
+538 - Intraoral Recurrent Herpes (10 [4]/2)
+441 - Instantaneous Rage (23 [13]/14)
+391 - Innocent Rabies (18 [7]/8)
+372 - Intense Radiance (9 [8]/0)
+279 - Internet Radio (5 [4]/0)
+258 - Ignited Reefer (15 [7]/8)
+237 - An unknown province from IR (4 [1]/0)
+166 - Idiotically Rembrandt (26 [10]/16)
+145 - Indecisive Randomness (12 [6]/2)
+132 - Irresistible Rabbit (18 [10]/14)
+98 - Incubated Ringworm (12 [7]/10)
+75 - Insidious Ranarian (22 [10]/15)
+9 - Irrelevant Regrets (1 [1]/0)
-35 - Irritating Recode (21 [8]/15)
-253 - Iridescent Ravenfrost (20 [9]/23)
-272 - I Redemption (12 [6]/21)
-338 - Igasurine Redolence (17 [8]/21)
-360 - Insignificant Ratatouille (24 [7]/25)
-360 - In Retrospect (21 [7]/26)
-496 - Imagined Reality (18 [9]/30)
** The kingdom of Songs **
Total land exchanged: -1,699 (248/322)
+378 - Stoned to death (10/5)
+307 - Wild Thing (17/7)
+266 - RuMelo (9/5)
+249 - All Day I Dream About Sex (6/4)
+222 - Hit Me With Your Best Shot (15/6)
+195 - An unknown province from Songs (2/0)
+36 - brain damage (11/8)
+3 - Missin Night Waves (14/12)
-4 - Bump N Grind (11/6)
-79 - Sexual Healing (10/12)
-89 - A Little Piece of Heaven (12/14)
-100 - The Troll (11/9)
-173 - Papa Was a Rolling Stone (18/17)
-247 - Lavatory Love Machine (15/20)
-355 - Wango Tango (22/38)
-420 - Smoke 2 joints (14/19)
-505 - Because I Got High (9/20)
-609 - Fiery Passion (19/52)
-774 - Bad Girlfriend (23/68)
Hostile summary from Songs
Total Attacks Made: 16 (146 acres)
-- Traditional March: 2 (146 acres)
-- Massacres: 14 (9123 people)
Total Attacks Suffered: 13 (90 acres)
-- Traditional March: 1 (90 acres)
-- Massacres: 11 (7095 people)
-- Plunders: 1
Songs hostile summary
Total acres exchanged: +56 acres (16/13)
+73 acres: A Little Piece of Heaven (2/0)
+73 acres: Fiery Passion (2/0)
+0 acres: Hit Me With Your Best Shot (1/0)
+0 acres: All Day I Dream About Sex (1/0)
+0 acres: Stoned to death (1/0)
+0 acres: Bump N Grind (1/4)
+0 acres: Wango Tango (1/0)
+0 acres: Papa Was a Rolling Stone (1/0)
+0 acres: Bad Girlfriend (1/0)
+0 acres: The Troll (1/0)
+0 acres: Because I Got High (1/0)
+0 acres: brain damage (0/1)
+0 acres: RuMelo (1/0)
+0 acres: Sexual Healing (1/0)
-90 acres: Lavatory Love Machine (1/8)
IR hostile summary
Total acres exchanged: -56 acres (13/16)
+90 acres: Irresistible Rabbit (1/0)
+0 acres: Insidious Ranarian (2/0)
+0 acres: Intense Radiance (0/5)
+0 acres: Irrelevant Regrets (0/5)
+0 acres: Insignificant Ratatouille (0/4)
+0 acres: Igasurine Redolence (2/0)
+0 acres: Instantaneous Rage (2/0)
+0 acres: Anonymous province from IR (2/0)
+0 acres: Internet Radio (1/0)
+0 acres: Intraoral Recurrent Herpes (2/0)
-146 acres: Irritating Recode (1/2)
War summary from Songs
For the period of March 3 of YR2 to June 20 of YR2 (90 hours)
-- By UPCF [0.99c] http://www.k3ltic.com/utopia/prince
** Summary **
Total Attacks Made: 248 (13198 acres)
-- Traditional March: 225 (12698 acres)
-- Conquest: 8 (269 acres)
-- Ambush: 5 (231 acres)
-- Failed Attacks: 10 (4% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 322 (12780 acres)
-- Traditional March: 281 (11824 acres)
-- Ambush: 22 (956 acres)
-- Failed Attacks: 19 (5.9% failure)
Songs war summary
Total acres exchanged: +418 acres (248/322)
+472 acres: Stoned to death (10/5)
+415 acres: Wild Thing (17/7)
+360 acres: RuMelo (9/5)
+319 acres: Hit Me With Your Best Shot (15/6)
+306 acres: All Day I Dream About Sex (6/4)
+214 acres: Anonymous province from Songs (2/0)
+141 acres: brain damage (11/8)
+98 acres: Missin Night Waves (14/12)
+66 acres: Bump N Grind (11/6)
+58 acres: A Little Piece of Heaven (12/14)
+28 acres: Sexual Healing (10/12)
-9 acres: The Troll (11/9)
-49 acres: Papa Was a Rolling Stone (18/17)
-121 acres: Lavatory Love Machine (15/20)
-211 acres: Wango Tango (22/38)
-261 acres: Smoke 2 joints (14/19)
-335 acres: Because I Got High (9/20)
-487 acres: Fiery Passion (19/52)
-586 acres: Bad Girlfriend (23/68)
IR war summary
Total acres exchanged: -418 acres (322/248)
+539 acres: Inanimate Roadkill (14/0)
+492 acres: Intraoral Recurrent Herpes (10/1)
+343 acres: Intense Radiance (9/0)
+281 acres: Innocent Rabies (18/8)
+255 acres: Internet Radio (5/0)
+231 acres: Instantaneous Rage (23/14)
+216 acres: Anonymous province from IR (4/0)
+173 acres: Ignited Reefer (15/8)
+108 acres: Indecisive Randomness (12/2)
+33 acres: Idiotically Rembrandt (26/16)
+9 acres: Irrelevant Regrets (1/0)
+2 acres: Incubated Ringworm (12/10)
-53 acres: Irresistible Rabbit (18/14)
-55 acres: Insidious Ranarian (22/15)
-172 acres: Irritating Recode (21/15)
-345 acres: Iridescent Ravenfrost (20/23)
-383 acres: Igasurine Redolence (17/20)
-416 acres: I Redemption (12/21)
-512 acres: In Retrospect (21/26)
-528 acres: Insignificant Ratatouille (24/25)
-636 acres: Imagined Reality (18/30)
XXVIII, monarch of IR gave this comment
id like to thank Songs for the good and honest war and give **** her promised bottle of chilled tequila