Simians goes Chicken...or Ape? Anri's Revenge? Where is it?

[Anri]

Haters always gonna hate

[Belle]

no they engaged us. We did not want this due to several irl issues for my kds players. We backed down they waved us non stop. We just dont give free **** for players trying to rape us when we had issues in the kd.

Lots of kingdoms have players with real life issues. They just don't bring it up. You have a players who are unable to play for a bit? Set sitting. Done. It's a game, unfortunately it doesn't stop for real life. If we hadn't gone after you, you think no one else would have?

I felt bad at first, really I did, until that nut came in accusing us of having sent a dragon and having spies and other such nonsense.

[Lurking Ghost]

Anri
no they engaged us. We did not want this due to several irl issues for my kds players. We backed down they waved us non stop. We just dont give free **** for players trying to rape us when we had issues in the kd.

Aren't you bending the truth a little bit ?
First pewpew went for simians, you said "wait a xxx time" irl stuff..
Then you start hitting into EOW protection.
Then pewpew robs you.
Dragons get done, you send a dragon, accusing pewpew of having spies in your kd.
Some more hits get exchanged......

Tons of people have RL issues, and they are ofc more important than a game.

I'm almost certain that you would have got your time unless you started doing ops and attacks in the EOW time.

I'm not 100 % sure about the chain of the events but I don't think I'm far off either.

Anri
No. They said 25k acres profit at most then min time WD for simians.

So what's your prediction ?

[Belle]

Aren't you bending the truth a little bit ?
First pewpew went for simians, you said "wait a xxx time" irl stuff..
Then you start hitting into EOW protection.
Then pewpew robs you.
Dragons get done, you send a dragon, accusing pewpew of having spies in your kd.
Some more hits get exchanged......

Tons of people have RL issues, and they are ofc more important than a game.

I'm almost certain that you would have got your time unless you started doing ops and attacks in the EOW time.

I'm not 100 % sure about the chain of the events but I don't think I'm far off either.



So what's your prediction ?

I'm pretty sure we robbed them before the hits in all fairness. But I mean jonny thanked us for those ops because then he trained his epic thieves!

[Anri]

All of that was done by jonny and we in no way stod behind what he did right there. Who sent dragon we still dont know about. You could easy have raped jonny for it if you wantef. The sitting was not possible. You dont replace me calle and realm and think kd will run itself. Anyway. We are not affraid of fighting anyone nor taking a defeat. We just dont like the style and attitude it was done in. We in war now and its fun. We can nevef win but we can do i dont know what. Getting back to where we started. Just making some point here. Faerys win wars if they UB. Orcs is farmable like hell. Could prob wd with gains up to 50k in war here. But we still lose. lol

[amokchen]

1 week - 25k
2 weeks - 50k
3 weeks - 75k
4 weeks - 100k

[Anri]

1 week - 25k
2 weeks - 50k
3 weeks - 75k
4 weeks - 100k

Would be totaly possible if you did not have 8 UB faerys.

KD page now showing Total Land 128,694 acres for pewpew.

Your top was 190k acres. You claimed we could only take 25k acres.

GG pew pewwwwwwwwwwww

[Anri]

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from July 19 of YR10 till March 5 of YR11 - 59 hours
[ http://home-world.org/utopia/formatter/ - Seraphim online formatter ]

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 367 (134,290 acres)
-- Traditional march: 329 (124,004 acres)
-- Ambush: 35 (10,286 acres)
-- Failed: 3 (0.8% failure)
-- Uniques: 111
Total attacks suffered: 230 (96,538 acres)
-- Traditional march: 223 (96,045 acres)
-- Ambush: 2 (493 acres)
-- Failed: 5 (2.2% failure)
-- Uniques: 67

** The kingdom of Simians **
Total land exchanged: +37,752 (367/230)
+7,547 An unknown province (12/0)
+5,612 Dead Mans Hand (20 [5]/4)
+4,248 Snowball Snuggleup (20 [5]/12)
+4,208 Booty Cheeks on my Loui Sheets (12 [4]/4)
+3,766 The Warrior (17 [5]/0)
+3,632 smoked oak (20 [5]/9)
+3,349 Happy to tell that I (17 [5]/8)
+3,347 Empty Tank (20 [5]/5)
+2,988 Orbit (20 [5]/6)
+2,771 uncharted (18 [5]/13)
+2,596 The Force Is Wit You Young Orc (16 [4]/2)
+2,582 Greens are good for you (20 [5]/14)
+2,189 The Promise Land (17 [6]/17)
+706 Y U NO RAZE (3 [3]/0)
+588 sexy sexy prop powerhouse (20 [6]/12)
+190 The Avengers (18 [5]/12)
-42 Capri (2 [2]/1)
-383 Meeeepmeeeep (14 [6]/10)
-555 Bubba (4 [2]/4)
-940 Pocari (3 [3]/4)
-952 Cocaine (4 [4]/8)
-1,018 Not So GreatMorbo (19 [5]/25)
-1,249 KAI (19 [7]/18)
-1,666 BrickleBerry (1/5)
-2,587 Omega (14 [4]/17)
-3,175 Minas Tirith (17 [5]/20)


** The kingdom of PewPew **
Total land exchanged: -38,057 (229/367)
+7,894 An unknown province (14/0)
+3,940 W 294023 (15 [4]/0)
+2,812 A 66666 (9 [4]/1)
+118 N 199312 (2 [2]/0)
+93 U 14564 (2 [2]/0)
+62 H 69696 (12 [4]/14)
-1,640 X 25907 (12 [4]/10)
-2,322 P 167077 (12 [4]/26)
-2,553 S 130373 (13 [4]/19)
-2,977 E 26205 (17 [5]/26)
-3,028 J 36118 (16 [4]/30)
-3,051 R 55575 (9 [4]/20)
-3,092 L 178018 (14 [4]/24)
-3,982 D 10101 (16 [4]/45)
-4,229 Y 297783 (7 [2]/14)
-4,265 F 106828 (1/15)
-4,278 K 119984 (12 [4]/20)
-4,508 O 137260 (16 [4]/24)
-4,728 T 30083 (15 [4]/26)
-8,323 B 54321 (15 [4]/53)

Not counting the far greater LL gains on Simians side.
Just saying, i took what i said we would while everyone laughed.

Puny orcs

[Petrified]

You did not take anything. The final result is 0 acres and a war loss for simians, +12k acres and a war win for us. gg anri gg. Sad that simians could be a half decent kd if it had proper leadership.

[flutterby]

And you still think we care.. :P

[Relic]

1/4, damn, i thought this was finally the age that would turn it around for simians.

[Binar]

2-0

[Agrippa]

I guess Anri is smarter than i gave him credit for... he wd as soon as possible instead of waiting till auto wd at 50T% nw gl hf

[Purplehaze]

Of course you Are mad Pew, you lost all that land in hostile gains and the only thing u gained was the WW land, that is it took u 2 weeks to accumulate that land and 2 days for us to take it back.

[Zaka]

Actually we took most of the land in 4 days and it took you guys 2 weeks to take it back :)

I don't know why we would be mad, we got our war and we got our win, I'm not convinced you guys couldn't have just declared instantly and withdrawn at min-time with the same result though?, its pretty easy to withdraw with acres or close to 0 when you are given the button and aren't aiming to win the war.

Good wd though, nice timing.