Simians goes Chicken...or Ape? Anri's Revenge? Where is it?

[Belle]

I like Zaka because he has a nickname that starts with Z.

I like LightNing better when she is Ning.

<3

[flutterby]

Or sleepNing or cookNing or drinkNing... yeah Ning is awesome

[Binar]

biNing?

[LightNing]

You know you are in trouble when I have tagged DrinkNing.. better mute your whatsapp is all I'm sayin..

[Belle]

Love me some Ning! All kindsa Ning!

[Agrippa]

Ning you say??? That does sound familiar.

[Anri]

Why are you so crazy Anri? ;)

Pew pew has been playing for fun this age, we wanted to war as many times as possible, winning wars is obviously more fun then losing them. If we where whoring we wouldn't have been in 7 wars, when was the last time a whoring kingdom had 7 wars in an age? I think most of us have not done a single random attack all age, its possible that the kingdom hasn't done any.

Obviously we where not happy with getting stuck in a hostile for 2 weeks, i doubt that's anyone's definition of fun.

You decided to set simians on a course to get your land back, good for you, the same course also makes it impossible for you to actually win the war in game terms, since you completely ignore 8 provinces in our kingdom.
The fact that it was impossible for us to actually lose made some people in the kingdom not as focused though, and we gave up more land then I think we had too.


Anyways, I think the game would be better if faeries weren't so good, it's silly that slightly bigger faeries are unbreakable, but i also think the game would be better if there was a way to force wars quicker, especially against an opponent that wants to fight.

I agree with most of this. But i am not sure what you would have Simians do? It would been next to impossible to war you from the get go without leaders being around plus that orcs needed to get opped hard before entering war. The fact that you moved into fort stance slowed the process down about 8 days for us all. We would prob have declared a lot sooner if you had skipped fort stance. It was not only Simians stalling the war. Ofc you wanted to save your provs but in the end of the day i think it only prolonged Simians from declaring. We needed you guys to reach a level where we could quadtapp your orcs. The fort stance just prolonged the hostile. Giving up a free wave or free acres was just not an alternative for our KD. I dont know what you would have wanted us do. We could never win this conflict but we could hold out, ops you down and reclaim our acres. It costed us a WW. Just something to show off on the KD page, another lost war without any effects except for us getting EoWcf pump with 25 provs that can tog. I am not sure what pewpew want with Simians at all. We gave you a WW early age cause we cant fight your setup. You wanted to get WW #2. You got it pewpew.

I dont find it exciting nor fun when the outcome is clear because of our setup and range on the faerys.
Nothing really challening for either side. We can outgain you in min time war, you get another win.
How fun it all was?

lol

[nooblet]

Pew Pew is the biggest pile of **** to dare call itself a war kingdom, and that's saying a lot.

[Belle]

Pew Pew is the biggest pile of **** to dare call itself a war kingdom, and that's saying a lot.

Thanks :) It's nice to know you think of us. <3

[nooblet]

Thanks :) It's nice to know you think of us. <3

Kinda hard to ignore piles of garbage that aren't disposed of. I don't want to.

[Belle]

Kinda hard to ignore piles of garbage that aren't disposed of. I don't want to.

Well maybe you should do something about that. :) Come and get us! Could be fun.

[nooblet]

Diving into a pile of garbage and feces is not my idea of fun.

[gergnub]

nooblet so grumpy nowadays. chill man!

[Mansoor]

Jeez, first on IRC and now here....

NO nooblet!!!! NO matter how much you whine to me on irc, you cannot join our kingdom, you just don't have what it takes. If you gonna take it out in public forums, be my guest. But a no is a no! I don't judge you thou, who doesn't wanna join the the most fun kd in utopia. The kd who has no CF:s, no Friends, lots of wars and conflicts.

"Why you heffta be mad? it's just a game!"
(if you don't get it, youtube it)

[nooblet]

Uh... when did I ever want to join insolence/pew pew/snakes? That was totally unexpected. For that matter I've never said a word to you until now.

I wouldn't want to play with an idiot like Petrified making strats, let alone the rest of your kingdom's typical bull****.