Evil Dragons...

[tetley]

Btw anri have a good wedding bro, your wife is really hot.

[calle]

ED kiss me where the sun dont shine ;D

[Tedurur]

ED kiss me where the sun dont shine ;D

Your face? Or do you have windows in the basement? :)

[CrazyMatt]

We are basically just razing the provinces that hit us within the last 24 hours now for 48 hours or so until they stop hitting / offer a cf, these hits will continue for a minimum of 48 hours until there is a 24 hour period of no hits from that province. No one in ED that wants to carry on with this has to hit VM / fear losing there lands etc.

This is as "Fair" as we can be IMO. ED have not even stated terms they want for the CF so we do not know what they want. I have apologized in the forum / here for the public to see and if they are not bothered, both parties should stop posting here.

We all know the facts :

- They hit us or we hit them
- Who ever got hit first retaliated (rightfully so, I think Matt was the one whom got retaliated which to me says we started this, (unless hits were made previous to the most recent ones etc)
- Matt got annoyed and msged them abuse
- Matt got annoyed and ordered to annihilate them (a rash move) Anri is obviously busy with wedding plans, he gets married tomorrow, doubt very much this is on his mind so therefore Matts action was not even improved by Anri
- Anri came to try and diplo Matt's mistakes
- Anri Diplo is add fuel to a burning fire and hope it puts itself out :P (we all though this and tbh he had always said "If you do not CF we will continue to raze"... that can be interpreted as a threat / what will happen until a cf comes up but there is nothing much more we can do... the meter is too far along now and the pride of the kd will not allow you to keep hitting with no retaliation...

That is about it. Matt btw after all of this has been inactive so is not even dealing with this crap. Anri's disapproval of what Matt did can be seen by the fact that he is no longer steward but yes any message from anyone bar Anri is never a representation of the kd as a whole.

Once again, I publicly apologise! If all it will take is for Matt to come here to say sorry, state it? Can maybe show people that next age Simians is trying to clear the image it has been tarnished with. There is about 10 new players in Simians, with probably a higher influx next age of new blood so hopefully people can notice a change etc.

this is far from accurate...

[CrazyMatt]

actualy i dont care to explain it

[AlienLimb]

Silver Fox

Keep my name out yo mouth and my dillsnick.

[silverfox]

So it's that time again...

ED explorers have laid claim to the kingdom of Into the Blue (BoB) and extended the hand of taunting banners to them in an effort to gauge the indigenous populations reactions.

Further colonization efforts shall be explored in the near future in the name of Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith & Ingvar Kamprad, founder or IKEA.

[ofgortens]

why is ED hitting BoB who's 80% their size? I don't see BoB taking that fight when they would need to grow a little bit to put them on even grounds.

[NoseBlood]

becose BoB would eat ED alive if they were same size?

[Topsy]

This is not me flaming as I'm sure BoB is a good war kd, but have they beaten any other notable war kd's in these last few years where they've been WW heroes?

[Korp]

becose BoB would eat ED alive if they were same size?

Really good kingdom they are if they can only beat someone on equal terms, i mean really good! "Hey we can eat you alive but only if we fight on equal terms!" Probably also wants the button and probably wants some other advantage as well. If BoB is that good they shouldnt have any issue beating ED at the size diff now as well.

[ofgortens]

This is not me flaming as I'm sure BoB is a good war kd, but have they beaten any other notable war kd's in these last few years where they've been WW heroes?

They beat RoughKnecks last age I believe, who I believe is another great warring kd.

[NoseBlood]

Really good kingdom they are if they can only beat someone on equal terms, i mean really good! "Hey we can eat you alive but only if we fight on equal terms!" Probably also wants the button and probably wants some other advantage as well. If BoB is that good they shouldnt have any issue beating ED at the size diff now as well.

Relax hot pants, im sure ED are good enuff to beat BoB with 20% size advantage. Just looking at both two setups and doubt ED would get WW if they warred at sameish size, thats all.

[silverfox]

Based on intelligence reports I would give ED about an 86.7236512% chance of violently inserting a pineapple into BoBs orifice at similar sizes.

[ofgortens]

Based on intelligence reports I would give ED about an 86.7236512% chance of violently inserting a pineapple into BoBs orifice at similar sizes.

If that is the case, what are the chances that BoB takes on ED at 80% their size? Probably pretty slim.