Jerks VS Haswell

[jamin]

We have just slain Dragon #1, they still have our #2 on them. About to finish our 3rd wave. I'll post summaries tomorrow if I have time, its 2.30am so I'm off to bed :(

[Silvapwns]

Jamin stop misleading them with our kd strat. Don't make me and Sig shaft our e-peens in your.... <3

[SillyRabbit]

Very tactical move made by Jerks. Caught us by surprise, no doubt! Whether it was a dick move is neither here nor there - it was a smart move and we appreciate their strategy! Let's have fun boys and girls!

[UnknownGhost]

You all sure love to talk a lot when you have three banks sitting pretty.

[SillyRabbit]

We talk a lot regardless of how "pretty" our provs sit. Maybe we can influence the utopian community to be more friendly and polite and not just troll and flame - like most of the forum posters here already do.

[ofgortens]

summary?

[UnknownGhost]

We talk a lot regardless of how "pretty" our provs sit. Maybe we can influence the utopian community to be more friendly and polite and not just troll and flame - like most of the forum posters here already do.

I can count your kingdom's posts on one hand in the thread about Pew Pew whipping you. Jamin has made more than half of the posts in this thread. Hash tag real talk.

[jamin]

I work from home and have a lot of time on my hands, please officer send me to prison for my heinous crimes. Pew Pew "Whipped us" because it wasn't a fair fight. And given we were 2v1 for most of the conflict, we didn't "Farm Out". In this conflict, Jerks started it, they gave us button, no 3rd party was involved, so it's about as fair as could be, happy to talk about how a fair war is going.

Consider common sense before posting your useless drivel in my thread, please and thank you.

Summary coming after our wave, considering they had nearly 100 unanswered hits during hostile I'd say that would be a fair time to post summary.

[StratOcastle]

Now my interest is peeked. For the life of me I finally took the time to figure out who Haswell was. Still haven't taken the time to see what the double meaning equals. Thank you in advance for summaries.

[UnknownGhost]

I work from home and have a lot of time on my hands, please officer send me to prison for my heinous crimes. Pew Pew "Whipped us" because it wasn't a fair fight. And given we were 2v1 for most of the conflict, we didn't "Farm Out". In this conflict, Jerks started it, they gave us button, no 3rd party was involved, so it's about as fair as could be, happy to talk about how a fair war is going.

Consider common sense before posting your useless drivel in my thread, please and thank you.

Awwwww. It wasn't a fair fight like the one when you guys dealbroke? Poor baby.

Hash tag common sense.

[TitusAN]

“Any intelligent person knows that life is a beautiful thing and that the purpose of life is to be happy," said my father as he watched the three beauties.
"But it seems only idiots are ever happy. How can we explain this?”
UG care to share your secret?

[munk]

We talk a lot regardless of how "pretty" our provs sit. Maybe we can influence the utopian community to be more friendly and polite and not just troll and flame - like most of the forum posters here already do.

You have my vote!

[jamin]

always count on you munkyface <3


long awaited summaries. TBH I forgot all about it and have no idea who has done how many waves but here is an update regardless:

Hostile Only:
** Summary **
Total attacks made: 4 (2,385 acres)
-- Traditional march: 4 (2,385 acres)
-- Uniques: 3
Total attacks suffered: 94 (29,095 acres)
-- Traditional march: 90 (29,095 acres)
-- Failed: 4 (4.3% failure)
-- Uniques: 55

** The kingdom of HASWELL/STRIPPERS/DEALBREAKERS/DEBAUCHERY/LOVEUSORHATEUS/#YOLOSWAG **
Total land exchanged: -26,710 (4/94)
+29 Pepe Le Pews French Sandwich (2 [1]/3)
-542 Yosemite Sam (0/3)
-671 Marvin the Bloody Martian (0/2)
-708 Chicken The Chick Kieve (0/2)
-736 Stiffy Wile E Coyote (0/3)
-811 Porkin the Pig (0/2)
-871 Whats up Docc (0/4)
-906 Penelope Pussycat (0/3)
-925 Acme Rusty Trombone (0/2)
-933 Lola the Mistress Bunny (0/2)
-1,095 Puff the Angry Dragon (0/3)
-1,248 Speedy tea bagger (0/4)
-1,266 Miss FrankinCudd (1 [1]/7)
-1,276 Tazzy Devil Tea Room Queen (0/4)
-1,313 Foghorn Leghorn (0/4)
-1,473 Argentum (0/4)
-1,517 Wile Pee Coyote (0/5)
-1,579 Daffy Ducks Donkey Punch (0/6)
-1,655 Shingeki no Kyojin (0/5)
-1,787 Black Rage (1 [1]/8)
-2,446 Destroyer (0/9)
-2,981 Samuel L Jackson (0/9)


** The kingdom of JERKS **
Total land exchanged: +26,710 (94/4)
+6,490 An unknown province (14/0)
+2,377 SHEEPspotting (7 [5]/0)
+2,134 LockStockAndTwoSmokingSheep (7 [4]/0)
+2,016 The Shepherd (6 [4]/0)
+1,804 Men in Sheep (7 [4]/0)
+1,763 Game of Sheeps (8 [5]/0)
+1,632 Smoking Sheep (6 [4]/0)
+1,590 Lord of the Sheeps (6 [4]/0)
+1,542 SheepHawkDown (4 [4]/0)
+1,408 The Wicked Sheep of the West (5 [4]/1)
+1,221 Black Sheep (4 [3]/0)
+1,004 Sheep And Furious (6 [4]/1)
+787 The Silence Of The Sheeps (4 [2]/0)
+762 Sheep of Steel (3 [3]/0)
+716 Sheepless in Seattle (4 [3]/0)
-536 Sheepen Lied (3 [2]/2)

WAR ONLY

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 225 (52,716 acres)
-- Traditional march: 216 (52,440 acres)
-- Conquest: 4 (276 acres)
-- Learn: 2
-- Failed: 3 (1.3% failure)
-- Uniques: 68
Total attacks suffered: 173 (36,219 acres)
-- Traditional march: 168 (36,044 acres)
-- Ambush: 1 (175 acres)
-- Failed: 4 (2.3% failure)
-- Uniques: 51

** The kingdom of HASWELL/STRIPPERS/DEALBREAKERS/DEBAUCHERY/LOVEUSORHATEUS/#YOLOSWAG **
Total land exchanged: +16,497 (225/173)
+3,437 Puff the Angry Dragon (13 [5]/0)
+3,350 Woody Woodpecker (16 [4]/0)
+3,178 Acme Rusty Trombone (14 [4]/0)
+2,917 Whats up Docc (11 [3]/0)
+2,563 Argentum (14 [4]/1)
+2,515 Chicken The Chick Kieve (14 [4]/5)
+2,339 Black Rage (15 [4]/11)
+2,111 Wile Pee Coyote (14 [4]/0)
+1,948 Bugs the Playboy Bunny (10 [4]/0)
+1,778 Nasty Canasta (9 [3]/0)
+1,555 Penelope Pussycat (15 [4]/4)
+1,184 Yosemite Sam (9 [3]/1)
+789 Porkin the Pig (15 [4]/7)
+90 Marvin the Bloody Martian (3 [1]/0)
+38 An unknown province (1/0)
-187 Miss FrankinCudd (16 [4]/20)
-514 Shingeki no Kyojin (0/1)
-546 Foghorn Leghorn (2 [1]/2)
-624 Tazzy Devil Tea Room Queen (1 [1]/3)
-780 Daffy Ducks Donkey Punch (0/3)
-1,622 Lola the Mistress Bunny (13 [4]/20)
-1,920 Stiffy Wile E Coyote (9 [3]/36)
-1,926 Destroyer (0/7)
-2,037 Samuel L Jackson (0/5)
-3,139 Pepe Le Pews French Sandwich (11 [4]/47)


** The kingdom of JERKS **
Total land exchanged: -16,497 (173/225)
+4,066 LockStockAndTwoSmokingSheep (13 [4]/1)
+3,968 The Wicked Sheep of the West (16 [4]/4)
+2,837 Smoking Sheep (11 [4]/0)
+1,911 Men in Sheep (11 [4]/0)
+1,805 Game of Sheeps (9 [3]/0)
-1,081 The SheepShank Redemption (0/2)
-1,152 The Shepherd (13 [4]/9)
-1,616 SHEEPspotting (12 [4]/16)
-2,017 Sheepen Lied (14 [3]/20)
-2,032 Sheepless in Seattle (10 [3]/17)
-2,192 Murder She Goat (0/4)
-2,773 The Silence Of The Sheeps (12 [3]/23)
-2,979 Sheep of Steel (11 [3]/22)
-3,025 Black Sheep (11 [3]/26)
-3,039 Sheep And Furious (6 [3]/12)
-4,513 Lord of the Sheeps (13 [3]/39)
-4,665 SheepHawkDown (11 [3]/30)


SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE CONFLICT:

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 229 (55,101 acres)
-- Traditional march: 220 (54,825 acres)
-- Conquest: 4 (276 acres)
-- Learn: 2
-- Failed: 3 (1.3% failure)
-- Uniques: 70
Total attacks suffered: 267 (65,314 acres)
-- Traditional march: 258 (65,139 acres)
-- Ambush: 1 (175 acres)
-- Failed: 8 (3% failure)
-- Uniques: 106

** The kingdom of HASWELL/STRIPPERS/DEALBREAKERS/DEBAUCHERY/LOVEUSORHATEUS/#YOLOSWAG **
Total land exchanged: -10,213 (229/267)
+3,350 Woody Woodpecker (16 [4]/0)
+2,342 Puff the Angry Dragon (13 [5]/3)
+2,253 Acme Rusty Trombone (14 [4]/2)
+2,046 Whats up Docc (11 [3]/4)
+1,948 Bugs the Playboy Bunny (10 [4]/0)
+1,807 Chicken The Chick Kieve (14 [4]/7)
+1,778 Nasty Canasta (9 [3]/0)
+1,090 Argentum (14 [4]/5)
+649 Penelope Pussycat (15 [4]/7)
+642 Yosemite Sam (9 [3]/4)
+594 Wile Pee Coyote (14 [4]/5)
+552 Black Rage (16 [5]/19)
+38 An unknown province (1/0)
-22 Porkin the Pig (15 [4]/9)
-581 Marvin the Bloody Martian (3 [1]/2)
-1,248 Speedy tea bagger (0/4)
-1,453 Miss FrankinCudd (17 [5]/27)
-1,859 Foghorn Leghorn (2 [1]/6)
-1,900 Tazzy Devil Tea Room Queen (1 [1]/7)
-2,169 Shingeki no Kyojin (0/6)
-2,359 Daffy Ducks Donkey Punch (0/9)
-2,555 Lola the Mistress Bunny (13 [4]/22)
-2,656 Stiffy Wile E Coyote (9 [3]/39)
-3,110 Pepe Le Pews French Sandwich (13 [4]/50)
-4,372 Destroyer (0/16)
-5,018 Samuel L Jackson (0/14)


** The kingdom of JERKS **
Total land exchanged: +10,213 (267/229)
+6,490 An unknown province (14/0)
+6,200 LockStockAndTwoSmokingSheep (20 [8]/1)
+5,376 The Wicked Sheep of the West (21 [8]/5)
+4,469 Smoking Sheep (17 [8]/0)
+3,715 Men in Sheep (18 [8]/0)
+3,568 Game of Sheeps (17 [8]/0)
+864 The Shepherd (19 [8]/9)
+761 SHEEPspotting (19 [9]/16)
-1,081 The SheepShank Redemption (0/2)
-1,316 Sheepless in Seattle (14 [6]/17)
-1,804 Black Sheep (15 [6]/26)
-1,986 The Silence Of The Sheeps (16 [5]/23)
-2,035 Sheep And Furious (12 [7]/13)
-2,192 Murder She Goat (0/4)
-2,217 Sheep of Steel (14 [6]/22)
-2,553 Sheepen Lied (17 [5]/22)
-2,923 Lord of the Sheeps (19 [7]/39)
-3,123 SheepHawkDown (15 [7]/30)



MAN THAT WAS A MISSION

[yamibone]

I can count your kingdom's posts on one hand in the thread about Pew Pew whipping you. Jamin has made more than half of the posts in this thread. Hash tag real talk.

you mean the 2v1 war? Yep they got whipped by 2 opponents alright.

[UnknownGhost]

“Any intelligent person knows that life is a beautiful thing and that the purpose of life is to be happy," said my father as he watched the three beauties.
"But it seems only idiots are ever happy. How can we explain this?”
UG care to share your secret?

I have a secret indeed, but it's not really a secret anymore. The cat is out of the bag. I was caught smashing your mom in the back of the movie theater yesterday. Secret is out, people. I'm banging TitusAN's mom.