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[Proteus]

Flogger, here is our council when I learned of a 20 hum/wh+5fae/myst setup 6 hours away

[23:36] <@topsy> are you hungry?
[23:36] <@topsy> cause that's bb, ama, or pyro
[23:36] <@topsy> and they are talking to us
[23:36] <@topsy> communicating across islands
[23:37] <@topsy> "eat me"
[23:37] <@topsy> "eat me"
[23:37] <@topsy> can you hear them zaup?

and then:
[23:46] <@topsy> i think its pyro

Proves you dont really understand mechanics. I guess you'll learn lesson as age unfolds. Ud was like my 3rd pick for core race this age.

[platypus]

*laughs*

Some one post a false allegation, and behold the peanut gallery jump on it like flies to ****.

I guess the allegations aren't as false as you said - CJ just admitted to stealing GC from allies before we (CR) waved you last age. This makes you a liar...what else are you lying about?

[faegan]

Ovenmitt did and he did terrible plus managed to fully release a province he was sitting in war to give you a free chain etc. I dont take responsibility for that war, i was on "break" and started to lead again vs Legacy, bloodbrothers and Strippers, wars we won. You did not beat me, you beat the KD of Simians, we are 25 players, and if anything you beat Ovenmitt.

Which ape left Ovenmitt in charge?

And sure, you can say you did not take gc from your friends to fund the war, but we all know that is not true, just because i have not saved loggs and calcs from the situation itself does not make you look any better. I cant prove it with calcs right now and when it happend we really did not care. Its just the thing about you taking gold once again vs CR and then coming to the forums and trying to get your bragging rights over me and others and at the same time trying to act all humble and nub when it comes to top play.

How do you prove something that didn't happen? I tend to be somewhat light-hearted, but I'll give this an "official / serious" response, so here goes:
We, PyroManiaCs, did not receive any free funds from any allied or other kingdom while preparing for the war with Simians in Age 60.
*Free funds being: gc/runes farm without thieves and/or defense.

Its just very low level of play and its not the way alliances is supposed to work.

Please show me where I can buy "Utopian Alliances for Dummies", written by Anri. Can't find it on Amazon...

You see, i am old school and im brought up with the standards of KLA and if **** like that had been going on infront of my face i had raped into my own alliance, because there is certain god damn standards in this game that people should honor, if they dont honor it, well they gotta play ball and remember what is done to others should be done to them.

You're funny...KLA standards...In de first ages of Utopia their attitude towards new players and the community was horrible. They bullied and badmouthed like all the rest back then.

You said it yourself, like the clown you are, that you did fund your own KD vs CR. I understand if you dont want to admit the rest, it would make you look even worse.

Personal attack...boo! Also, read post #352 where cJ admits taking gc for CR preparation.

You are sprung up like some new kid on the block and call me noob when i have 10 times the experience compared to you. I dont need to explain myself regarding this. You got a lot to learn even if your learning curve is high, but telling me i am noob is hillarious after a ****load of posts where you showed zero understanding of some very well known details regarding game mechanics and other weird **** you done ingame. Sure, you can use the i won over Simians card, but that does not make you any better.

You should talk to Godly and measure up. If you have so much experience and all this super knowledge about Utopia, why do you feel the need to foulmouth/smacktalk the new kid on the block instead of beating them in the game? Here's a hint: you can't win in-game due to whatever reason. Since PyroManiaCs has not been actioned and hasn't ****played anyone the last 3 ages, they must be doing something right eh?

I feel bad for Nesta, having to put up with you and teaching you about every step, he must struggle hard.

You think cJ is the worst problem in our kingdom? That just shows how much you know.

[clawz]

Hahahahahaha, if Anri met Nesta and cJ irl he would think otherwise.

[protector]

People are already squashing rumors of an AMA-BB-Pyro-Pew alliance (Pew not so sure about, don't think they'd be stung willingly by AMA twice) but Pyro I'd ask around what happened with the AMA-BB-Pew-simians alliance the last time their competitors folded early age.

Rumors that are being spread by your dear friend Drixx. Every time I heard stuff about "LOL alliance being formed" it led back to Drixx.

Ya know when it started? Just before our notice with Rage expired.
Pew noticed us. We noticed Rage. I told Drixx if we'd war Pew, he'd have nothing to worry.
24 hours before our notice with Pew expired, they asked us to restore relations. Despite having every intention to war them -knowing we'd never win- we didn't mind. Gave us a chance to fight with Rage.
Did I tell Drixx? No, I didn't bother. I didn't because he didn't inform me about his arranged war with Simians either (whilst having talked about a war between bb/rage at the time). We had no official agreement, that's right, but the least you can do is give a headsup that you may have other plans.
Did Pew tell him? Apparantly not but thats not my fault nor my problem.

That's where the whole alliance crap started because Drixx was mad about the notice.

[Anri]

Hahahahahaha, if Anri met Nesta and cJ irl he would think otherwise.

I keep forums and utopia politics strict. IRL i would have a beer and laugh about this game with my worst enemy. You cant seperate the two. Not sure what you going at here? Outside of utopia im friends with everyone, ok maybe not Korp, but all others that have the attitude to seperate game and irl. There is a thin line between the two and its not that hard to seperate it. I take an example here. Binar and me use to trashtalk each other and screwed each other up ingame bigtime, then we just start talking about beer and chicks and all is good. Its a game <---

Just curious Clawz, what would i think about them irl? are they lifting, are they ugly, sexy, rich, poor, got weird haircuts, gangsters?

[protector]

I dont take responsibility for that war, i was on "break" and started to lead again vs Legacy, bloodbrothers and Strippers, wars we won. You did not beat me, you beat the KD of Simians, we are 25 players, and if anything you beat Ovenmitt.

Hmmmmmmm I have heard this before!

[Anri]

Hmmmmmmm I have heard this before!

try playing 57 ages in a row. I have breaks where i only make armies and hardly nothing else. The age of Ovenmitt i had break and did hardly nothing but being a core player up til almost mid-age, i recruited the KD to make 25 etc, but once that was done it was all the rest til i started getting ready to play for real again. Facing Simians age 55 or age 59 or age 61 can be entirely different from facing it age 30 or age 20, there is even mid-age break offs some ages. Mostly towards summer and this is a spring age with less activity from the KD then normaly, pretty chill out age. So yes, it makes a huge difference who leads the KD and who does not and what player material we had that certain age.

Yeeiii i totaly took this thread and made it simian now. Even with my warnings in my small edit windows =D

I WON

[clawz]

Anri they are worse irl! What they portray in uto is just the tip of the iceberg :)

[topsy's revenge]

Only thing I remember when I was in BB Proteus was you losing your crown because you couldn't gain acres off a kd 1/2 your size who you didn't want to cf. I've also never given advice to drixx. Godly will apreciate you thinking humans/wh>ud/tact when the humans have no dspecs or thieves. He was trying to convince us it was ama because it seemed bad enough to be a Proteus strat.

edit: if your trying to say "as age unfolds" human/wh is awesome then yes ofc it is. By eoa with sci/pump time it's almost definitely the best possible setup. That doesn't mean it's good oop compared to more balanced comps. If you go something like that you take the risk that someone who is just messing around for an age sees you and waves.

[Darkz Azn]

you should tag "fairplay is oddplay"

[Godly]

Godly will apreciate you thinking humans/wh>ud/tact when the humans have no dspecs or thieves. He was trying to convince us it was ama because it seemed bad enough to be a Proteus strat.

I was convinced it was Proteus' stupid strat 100%. Knowing how cJ likes to follow people around and kiss their ass for strats, it probably still is. Considering cJ has been communicating with AMA and BB on how long to "stall us," it's quite clear who cJ is playing for this round. Any other kingdom (sitting on 3-4k defense on 95% of their provs) would have eaten the wave and CFed. I don't mind. It's a valid (although bad) strat. Even 17vs25, we will be ok :) I don't care if it takes 3 weeks. I have enough crowns. I don't have patience for noobs or narcs.

[Darkz Azn]

you should tag oddplay than =)

[Godly]

I like that :)

[Crazy Pete]

You can always wd. AMA left EOWCF early last age and put up our explore provinces. It's not impossible, lots of time left in the age. Can someone post some stats of the war?