probably staged according to one of the comments
A guy walks into a bar carrying a girl on his back on Halloween and orders a beer. "Sorry guy, this is a costume-only night, I can't serve you," the bartender says. "But I'm wearing a costume. I'm going as a snail," the guy says. "What's up with the girl on your back?" the bartender asks. "Oh," the guy replies, "That's Michelle."![]()