CR VS Sleepy

[Sig]

damn son

[American Badass]

I just want to say 1 thing to make things clear. It.s not us who picked on CR but the other way around. They choose to war us so they don.t have to face asf,s kd. So munk, before you talk about cows wpa and how much time you had or not to prepare ask zauper why he picks the weaker. We could now be in a war with pewpew if we wanted but Sleepy NEVER picked the easy fights to climb the top and we,ll not start now. No matter if we win or lose we will fight with our heads up and not ashamed for running from the stronger of the choices as you do
This might cut our race to the top possitions but it will for sure not make us look like pu**ies.

And now ... Let,s speak less and f**k more! Speaking is for ladies, men hunt.

If we do win, ASF/Pyro are waiting.

[goodz]

Seems strange CR doesn't appear to have retaliated much. Never a great tactic imo. But they do hold a declare wave from fort which is pretty big. Summary anyone? The fact that sleepy appears to have opened on a bank without being retaliated seems bad for CR. Sleepys banks are tacticians?

[coss]

You still went for the easier target. But there were others before you to see us weak. Guess 48 hours after you push that button we.ll see who,s the weaker. They might wait for us afterall.

[CannaWhoopazz]

Seems strange CR doesn't appear to have retaliated much. Never a great tactic imo. But they do hold a declare wave from fort which is pretty big. Summary anyone? The fact that sleepy appears to have opened on a bank without being retaliated seems bad for CR. Sleepys banks are tacticians?

THE FOLLOWING POST IS FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF A NUB AND SHOULDN'T BE TAKEN AS AN OFFICIAL UPDATE!

CR ambushed all the attacks we made without anon, so we did our last wave with anon to stop them from killing our offense. They have been trying to hit our avians with armies home, so after the first wave, when they hit quite a few army-home avians, we've upped our activity a bit more to make sure our armies are leaving immediately.

CR still hasn't killed our drake, so while their banks and elves are fine (being all WHs) the rest of the kingdom is suffering a bit. Sleepy killed the drake they sent over almost immediately and CR hasn't sent the second one yet. I'm assuming they're waiting until war to launch it, but it's possible they're having trouble funding it; one or two are sitting at 0 gold, army going unpaid.

CR's war builds have finally come in, so I'm (not Sleepy as a whole, just me) hopeful they will declare soon and we can really get the party started. I think they got like 8 hours of Fort left though, so who knows. EDIT: well, CR probably knows when they'll declare, but we in Sleepy aren't sure! lol

[American Badass]

They started with 100k more troops. The dragon kill / ambushes / hit on avian home over time has given us a ~100k unit lead. They got 1/2 our peon count atm but not sure hw that is looking now as they grow but they were deep pumped, may take time to fill in? Sure someone else can update better from CR end at later date.

Their Attitude To Us Hostile (144 points) Our Attitude To Them Hostile (50 points)

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from February 6 of YR8 till March 6 of YR8 - 25 hours
[ http://home-world.org/utopia/formatter/ - Seraphim online formatter ]


** Summary **
Total attacks made: 39 (3,380 acres)
-- Traditional march: 12 (1,414 acres)
-- Ambush: 18 (1,898 acres)
-- Conquest: 1 (68 acres)
-- Raze: 7 (978 acres)
-- Plunder: 1
-- Uniques: 16
Total attacks suffered: 84 (9,096 acres)
-- Traditional march: 67 (8,901 acres)
-- Ambush: 3 (195 acres)
-- Raze: 10 (2,717 acres)
-- Massacre: 1 (3,504 population)
-- Failed: 3 (3.6% failure)
-- Uniques: 32

** The kingdom of CR **
Total land exchanged: -5,716 (39/84)
+928 An unknown province (11/0)
+180 Sleep in a ditch (1/0)
+150 Mistaken for a chick (1/0)
+150 Get the 25th spot (1/0)
+147 Start a revolution (1/0)
+111 French kiss you (1/1)
+68 Be late for work (1/0)
+55 Have a joint during wave (1/2)
+38 Ask For Sitter (1/0)
-105 Tell a sex story (0/2)
-169 Spy on us (3/4)
-252 Make a hit from phone (2/5)
-317 Cause a ragequit (1/1)
-478 Have mink shouting in ear (3/9)
-491 Be banned (0/6)
-505 Have the best gossip (4/9)
-847 Reset cuz Fae WH sucks (2/10)
-926 Die From Lack Of Peasants (3/14)
-1,186 Be bare bottomed (0/3)
-1,295 Play Civilization V (0/4)
-1,341 Cure cancer (0/11)
-1,370 Buy a bottle of Pappys (2/3)


** The kingdom of Sleepy **
Total land exchanged: +5,716 (84/39)
+3,839 An unknown province (47/0)
+1,316 The human slave (3/0)
+1,312 smth (3/1)
+814 p4P4V3R S0MN1F3RUM (2/1)
+726 LustIsPartOfMyCharm (2/1)
+219 ILYRR (4/2)
+198 PALF PALF (3/2)
+117 blond tjock o konstig (2/2)
+95 Thanks for the fish (2/2)
+69 Flap Flap (2/1)
+68 Zelandia (1/1)
+63 The Phoenix Rising (1/1)
+55 Garden of Delight (1/1)
+51 Faster Than Light (2/2)
+47 Ciley Myrus (1/1)
+44 Dept of Natural Resources (1/1)
-88 tropico (1/2)
-143 Nightlife (3/2)
-158 Dromund Kaas (1/3)
-188 LoveLee_ (1/3)
-268 bossfight (1/4)
-733 I do magic because I can (0/6)

[Band of Horses]

Seems strange CR doesn't appear to have retaliated much. Never a great tactic imo. But they do hold a declare wave from fort which is pretty big. Summary anyone? The fact that sleepy appears to have opened on a bank without being retaliated seems bad for CR. Sleepys banks are tacticians?

How do you make odds without knowing the bank's personality? This guy...

[StratOcastle]

I was hoping my retal vs S1337Y would be a wakeup to get those armies moving. Despite our exchange I looked forward to this war. My intentions weren't to hurt only get back acres. If I had messaged S1337Y to get armies out then I'd imagine you guys might've used that activity on me, lol.

Keep those avians rolling guys. I played avian tac with 25% rax and chained to dust. You can burn some asses, but you have to be active.

Again, nothing against CR. It's only that you have a setup I need to see under extreme pressure.

[CannaWhoopazz]

I was hoping my retal vs S1337Y would be a wakeup to get those armies moving. Despite our exchange I looked forward to this war. My intentions weren't to hurt only get back acres. If I had messaged S1337Y to get armies out then I'd imagine you guys might've used that activity on me, lol.

Keep those avians rolling guys. I played avian tac with 25% rax and chained to dust. You can burn some asses, but you have to be active.

Again, nothing against CR. It's only that you have a setup I need to see under extreme pressure.

Strato, I hate to say it but I don't think anyone but the guys you hit noticed your retals on us. Sorry buddy...

[Chrystal Palace]

that is lies!!!! i so lost more acres than that. still got my dresses though. but i dont like this war already.

[Lestat]

Strato, I hate to say it but I don't think anyone but the guys you hit noticed your retals on us. Sorry buddy...

That's not a good sign.

[StratOcastle]

Strato, I hate to say it but I don't think anyone but the guys you hit noticed your retals on us. Sorry buddy...

I'm not saying it was significant, I'm saying it should've motivated the core to get armies out. I'm not delusional. You can't make the same mistake with CR.

Besides if you hate to say why say? LoL. Now take good advice and get going. You think I'm tooting my horn, geez.

[Band of Horses]

All the stall tactics at the top are so boring. Lets remove fort from the game please.

[Sheister]

amen.

[haze]

This, good people, is the stuff of myth and legend. I for one see an image from medieval times where a king with an army is laying siege to another king with an army. The latter happens to be taking refuge within a fortress, for now. We know it is but a matter of time for him to emerge in (full?) force to lay waste to his enemies. In open battle. Or, at the very least, to try & do so.
And then we have these peasants (who may not have seen a bath for some time) sitting next to all this, chewing their tobacco leaves and commenting to each other: "Well this is a rather dull event. Wish they'd just get on with it."
Little did they know- the drums of war run at a pace of their own. A pace that will wear you out. A pace that will make you tired. A pace that will make you sleepy. Our natural habitat.