221% be

[Rambo]

Merry Christmas Guys ^_^

[Bishop]

Thread delivers.

[Meezeus]

The record setter has broken another utopia record: 221% BE. Proof:

The Province of Godly
June 22 of YR15 (next tick: 19 minutes)
Race Dwarf Soldiers 0 0spa
Ruler The Wise Baron Godly Warriors 0 0ospa
Land 17,079 Axemen 47,565 2.8dspa
Peasants 429,092 25.1ppa Berserkers 93,151 5.5epa
Building Eff. 221%
Money 1146.7M 67.1k gcpa Wizards 101,494 (96%) 5.9wpa
Food 4,069,639 War Horses 2
Runes 3,718,169 Prisoners 0
Trade Balance -4,596,222 Off. Points 776,232 (776232)
Networth 4,729,125 gold coins Def. Points 665,245 (665245)

And of course some science porn:
Science Intelligence on Godly
Land: 17,079 Acres
Books to Allocate: 1,792,980 books

** Effects Summary (Known Science Only) **
56.9% Income (7,132,962 books)
69.9% Building Effectiveness (21,088,664 books)
49.1% Population Limits (24,670,924 books)
245.5% Food Production (4,068,411 books)
25.4% Gains in Combat (10,303,817 books)
293% Thievery Effectiveness (10,303,817 books)
293% Magic Effectiveness & Rune Production (10,303,817 books)
5145 BPA (and counting)


To put things into perspective, I had to copy and paste the raw CB because utopia angel only goes up to 175% and it was resetting to 100%.

Now it's teacher time.

I want to use this opportunity to discuss that science, sage and the dwarf race are absolutely broken. Every single player in this game should be furious at the changelist. Round after round, things like ToG, sage, and dwarf are always the most important factors for making a selection. ToG should be removed, sage should be reworked. BE is the best bonus in the game. You should never give any race 30% BE for free. Each round I'm faced with a dilemma when I'm picking the setup. Do I take the free win, or do I take the 2nd best choice and try to make it work?

To those "pros," who overlooked dwarf and chose other races, I can only assume that you are bad or masochists.

Oh, and I want to throw a shoutout to Mango and Dirty. When the three of us have been on a team together we're now 3/3 in crowns. They're like my Scottie Pippen and Luc Longley. You just cant put that amount of utopia IQ on 1 kd together and not expect to go 72-10. Shoutouts to the rest of the team as well for a great season, except zauper. Zauper didn't do **** this round. He was literally the 25th most important player in the kd. Yes, I know what you're thinking. He was less important than Lonely Ghost (LG), who I fear will some day be diagnosed with savant syndrome caused by a local injury to the skull during infancy.

Wow it's so "fun" to be the biggest in the game ya. "Nice"!

Does it make you king of utopia and pauper in real life? Or does that title still belong to FS? Any cash money gotten for it? 💪💪💪

[StratOcastle]

This is cool stuff.
Someone's using the meta like Kung Fu. It's an art I'm telling you. Thy inner self.

See. With results like this, every province randomed by Godly should be proud of how their acres were caressed.
I might add you to my list of top guys I won't retal. I won't tell who's on the list, you'd just frown.

Job well done, Godly.

[fawk]

Godly, Don't break your arm jacking yourself off.

[Palem]

i will ask again since it seems the first time i asked i seem to have been censored by a mod who felt like he/she wanted to do their job at the moment.

lol

[Loons]

Its very nostalgic to see a "rate my prov" post.
I think that my rating will be 4 out of 5 stars.

It look a bit landfat to be honest with ya, from what ive seen in strategy you should always run minimum 50 dpa, but still the science looks strong.

ROFL Vir!

Also who said merchs suck in war? Duh... they dont tog in war dude unless they have peons, and if they dont, they took all the mana off the rest of the kingdom. Sure do u want 25 of them absolutely not...... well actually that might be a real good future plan...... 25 merchs I dont think there is enough mana to kill all those peons! Pro plan :P

[protector]

A free OOP war from FREE is probably the single greatest gift any ghetto could ever give a whoring KD.

At best 2nd greatest. All-time greatest is an OOP war gifted by meep and his gang.

[Meep]

At best 2nd greatest. All-time greatest is an OOP war gifted by meep and his gang.

Eh, I don't think alliance wars and gangbangs are something growth KDs come OOP looking forward to.

[Band of Horses]

Thread delivers.

I couldn't agree more.

This thread is an early Christmas present, wow!

A random hijacking Godly's thread is great, but I'mma have to say Jwu was my favorite in this thread. We even had a simian spotting on this page O.o

[jwuzi]

All I want for Christmas is to be mentioned in BoH's sig

[Band of Horses]

All I want for Christmas is to be mentioned in BoH's sig

Easy peasy <3

[Godly]

Godly, Don't break your arm jacking yourself off.

Don't worry.. I have people for that.

I couldn't agree more.

This thread is an early Christmas present, wow!

Here's an actual christmas present. A glimpse into a typical day in CR.


<Dax> YOU SUCK, AND YOU SUCK, AND NICK ESPECIALLY YOU SUCK. I WANT MY CROWN MOMMY ZAUPER
<Dax> was that a good impression?
<Godly> dax you can thank me soon for riding my back to another crown
<Dax> thats zauper/topsy
<Godly> zauper and topsy werent doing so hot last round then they joined my kingdom and got a crown. the common demoninator in everyones crown is me
<Godly> in fact when was the last time zauper or topsy got a crown without me
<zauper> The time I played before founding cr :p
<Burner> lol, that was perhaps last age, that's not relevant for who's pulling weight in diplo/planmaking this age
<topsy> I've only played my first 2 ghetto ages without the Godly buff
<topsy> All other ages are Godly assisted
<topsy> It's an aura
<Burner> maybe Godly is doing mroe in shadows than we know :P but so far the visible work has been done by others :P
<Godly> you guys dont understand advanced analytics
<Godly> theres a statistic called WAR (wins above replacement)
<Godly> i have the highest WAR in utopia
<Godly> theres a book about this
<Godly> utopia advanced analysitcs
<Godly> go read it
<Burner> I prefer real world actual analytics, not fantasy analytics
<Dax> burner, Godly is still angry over missing prov crown last age
<Godly> i didnt even go for prov crown i picked avian so mango or dirty could win it
<Godly> i dont need a prov crown my legacy is already cemented
<Godly> dax has been spending too much time around parth... he became a noob
<Godly> this is the "undoing"
<Burner> legacy as a forum troll, sure :P
<Godly> burner didnt we boot you? what are you still doing here
<Burner> nope
<Burner> well if that's the case nobody bothered to inform me Godly :P
<Godly> yeah you're like the stapler guy in office space

[Sightblack]

Its great that your still striving to break records! However, I don't have any joy from making alternate accounts to milk, and smacking around ghettos...

It is my wish that swirve will stop trying to pocket the measly profits from this game, and look into adding stuff to build the player base instead of letting it fizzle out. How about an account-wide achievement page? Achievements could even reward credits! It also wouldn't be hard to stop "pros" from feeding off alternate accounts... but that is still happening as well. I would donate money to this game monthly if swirve could show me something for the money I already spend.

In short, good job "pro". I'm not impressed though.

Sb

[DonJuan]

To get back on track before the thread got hijacked by this nub...

The record setter has broken another utopia record: 221% BE. Proof:

The Province of Godly
June 22 of YR15 (next tick: 19 minutes)
Race Dwarf Soldiers 0 0spa
Ruler The Wise Baron Godly Warriors 0 0ospa
Land 17,079 Axemen 47,565 2.8dspa
Peasants 429,092 25.1ppa Berserkers 93,151 5.5epa
Building Eff. 221%
Money 1146.7M 67.1k gcpa Wizards 101,494 (96%) 5.9wpa
Food 4,069,639 War Horses 2
Runes 3,718,169 Prisoners 0
Trade Balance -4,596,222 Off. Points 776,232 (776232)
Networth 4,729,125 gold coins Def. Points 665,245 (665245)

And of course some science porn:
Science Intelligence on Godly
Land: 17,079 Acres
Books to Allocate: 1,792,980 books

** Effects Summary (Known Science Only) **
56.9% Income (7,132,962 books)
69.9% Building Effectiveness (21,088,664 books)
49.1% Population Limits (24,670,924 books)
245.5% Food Production (4,068,411 books)
25.4% Gains in Combat (10,303,817 books)
293% Thievery Effectiveness (10,303,817 books)
293% Magic Effectiveness & Rune Production (10,303,817 books)
5145 BPA (and counting)


To put things into perspective, I had to copy and paste the raw CB because utopia angel only goes up to 175% and it was resetting to 100%.

Now it's teacher time.

I want to use this opportunity to discuss that science, sage and the dwarf race are absolutely broken. Every single player in this game should be furious at the changelist. Round after round, things like ToG, sage, and dwarf are always the most important factors for making a selection. ToG should be removed, sage should be reworked. BE is the best bonus in the game. You should never give any race 30% BE for free. Each round I'm faced with a dilemma when I'm picking the setup. Do I take the free win, or do I take the 2nd best choice and try to make it work?

To those "pros," who overlooked dwarf and chose other races, I can only assume that you are bad or masochists.

Oh, and I want to throw a shoutout to Mango and Dirty. When the three of us have been on a team together we're now 3/3 in crowns. They're like my Scottie Pippen and Luc Longley. You just cant put that amount of utopia IQ on 1 kd together and not expect to go 72-10. Shoutouts to the rest of the team as well for a great season, except zauper. Zauper didn't do **** this round. He was literally the 25th most important player in the kd. Yes, I know what you're thinking. He was less important than Lonely Ghost (LG), who I fear will some day be diagnosed with savant syndrome caused by a local injury to the skull during infancy.

I need more info...build strats?

Obv your on extreme sci until you were told to prepare for that 1 war you had at some point...other than that your size was probably miles above any competition or real threat from any province by YR 3 depending on your CFs.