Canadian Rebellion VS Pandas

[jwuzi]

We didn't have a plan for when they hit our T/M's and big human core.

We're all kinda running around like headless chickens and then the cows killed the dragon and did a trad march.
I think we're okay now - they had more provs online during their wave so they did ET when it was aggy - aggy.

I had a super late lunch :( - but it was greek so :)

Currently 1 ruby on Panda's
3 halfers and 1 fae hit in CR

x:x | own_tm:1063 (1) | own_raze:1169 (2) | enemy_tm:3568 (5) | enemy_cf_withdrawn:0 (1) | enemy_cf_proposal:0 (1) | enemy_cf_broken:0 (1) | -2505 total


edit: the human that got hit wanted me to remind everyone that he's a big nub who got himself hit as well

[Chaoz]

Prepping for this war felt like cramming for finals the day before.

[CannaWhoopazz]

CR obviously wins the cow war, at least to start, but Pandas will win the war. Avian/WH ftw.

[StratOcastle]

Start your own family and fill it with people that do appreciate it ^^

So you've seen the Stepfather film series? :-D

Slashypoo

[StratOcastle]

well if they drop our core some and they grow some land, we indeed will have huge bpa advantage on core

Well that's the part I always elude to: drop and learn simultaneous with avian. You must leave shriveled husks before the next theater of combat.

You don't have to forgive my double post. I'm just catching up after work and reacting like a peanut gallery moop.

[Band of Horses]

Last time someone had to micro me was age 8 or something like that! Getting tired of this BoH always trying to put me down, whats with the cyber bullying? Cant you read the sign?

I already told you the sign you need is
I'm sure Jwhozi and the boys don't have to hold your hand when crossing the street nor did Hesus or Coss.

I find it more funny that a 4/4 kingdom and a 0/0 kingdom have basically the same amount of honor.

I've been thinking the same thing the whole age, I understand week 1 the whoring kds take top honor but you'd think avians warring would double humans whoring by now.

I view CR as being the parent in a household where I'm the sole breadwinner and I come home from work and still have to clean up everyone's mess, cook, and help the kids with their homework and in return all the kids like my spouse more.


I was trying to talk strategy yesterday and everyone in the council just kept posting fake logs about landing LL on me.

That sounds like an abusive relationship. You need to leave them. Pay the child support and just cut your loses.

CR obviously wins the cow war, at least to start, but Pandas will win the war. Avian/WH ftw.

Please child.

[Zauper]

I already told you the sign you need is
I've been thinking the same thing the whole age, I understand week 1 the whoring kds take top honor but you'd think avians warring would double humans whoring by now.

Look, this is easy to explain.

Offhand, Pandas has gained 60k acres this age from attacks. Of those attacks, ~30k were 'tax' deals that required ano. Another 20-25k were in hostile vs fairly low honor kds (early age, war vs BB, 2nd war vs Div). Their setup isn't really designed to drag wars and funnel honor to a small number of provs in the same way that most honor kds are, so it's hard for them to gain tons of honor in a quick war -- and they haven't fought anyone with more than like 45k honor (apparently more!). They've gained ~25-30k acres through WW bonus.

CR has gained ~85k acres from attacks. Of those, ~25k were 'tax' deals that required ano. We've functionally hit for double the land they have without ano, with the revised gains that means significant honor.

The only surprising thing here is that they've gained more tax acres than we have.

[TheOne]

50:50

[Band of Horses]

Look, this is easy to explain.

Offhand, Pandas has gained 60k acres this age from attacks. Of those attacks, ~30k were 'tax' deals that required ano. Another 20-25k were in hostile vs fairly low honor kds (early age, war vs BB, 2nd war vs Div). Their setup isn't really designed to drag wars and funnel honor to a small number of provs in the same way that most honor kds are, so it's hard for them to gain tons of honor in a quick war -- and they haven't fought anyone with more than like 45k honor. They've gained ~25-30k acres through WW bonus.

CR has gained ~85k acres from attacks. Of those, ~25k were 'tax' deals that required ano. We've functionally hit for double the land they have without ano, with the revised gains that means significant honor.

The only surprising thing here is that they've gained more tax acres than we have.

Thanks for the explanation, I didn't realize they were doing so many anon land drops it's too bad they could have really had a nice advantage with WH honor.

It is not surprising to me at all that they got the better deals, everyone likes the underdog story and no one wants to help a dynasty. There are parallels between this and Exp v cJ race, you got the friendlier deals then.

#5050 #PayMeep2PayGodly #FreeCrownIsntFree #FreeCrownCostsABuckOFive

[2Utopian]

50:50

Its official, you have been reduced to unknownghost / darkzazn levels of communication. Congrats on becoming your own meme.

whoisthisoddghetto

[Lestat]

I hope Godly doesn't have a stroke or something. Worried about you Bro.

[Zauper]

I hope Godly doesn't have a stroke or something. Worried about you Bro.

Munk has this "troll" feature that prints fake hits from kdnews in channel.

Godly almost strangled Munk when there was a fake hit on one of our cows.

[MyNameIsMatija]

Munk has this "troll" feature that prints fake hits from kdnews in channel.

Godly almost strangled Munk when there was a fake hit on one of our cows.

I'd be so afraid to get strangled over the internet.

[StratOcastle]

I'd be so afraid to get strangled over the internet.

[ Music: "Jaws Theme ]

[ a knock at the door ]

Woman #2: [ appoaches the door ] Yes?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Mrs. Arlsbergerhh??

Woman #2: Who?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Mrs. Johnannesburrrr??

Woman #2: Who is it?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Flowers.

Woman #2: Flowers? From whom?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Plumber, ma'am..

Woman #2: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Candygram.

Woman #2: Candygram, my foot! Get out of here before I call the proper authorities. You're the shark, and you know it.

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] I'm only a dolphin, ma'am..

Woman #2: A dolphin? Well.. okay..

[ she opens the door, as the shark pulls her screaming into the hallway ]

[jwuzi]

Seeing a ton of intel ops from outside the conflict - We definitely deserve this for snooping around so much earlier, so I'll just throw some numbers and events for the curious minded.


own_tm:2083 (2) | own_raze:1169 (2) | enemy_tm:5593 (8) | enemy_cf_withdrawn:0 (1) | enemy_cf_proposal:0 (1) | enemy_cf_broken:0 (1) | -3510 total

They did 3 more trad hits on the halfers in CR
We did 1 trad on the 14k dwarf. (CR finally gave UF ops)
Meter is now at 6 | 14

Since CF Drop:
Total: -5,468 acres / -1,580,870 nw - CR
Total: +441 acres / -299,543 nw - Panda

Dragons
CR has none, has funded saph pointed
Panda has Ruby, has probably funded the second saph with CR's gold



Fun stuff:
Godly skipped Mafia for us <3
I got my plantar warts checked out!
Munk banned from council channel for trolling godly


Sample troll post
[15:45] <&munkbot> NEW KDNEWS:CR are cowards (div) has broken their ceasefire agreement with us!
[15:46] <&munkbot> NEW KDNEWS:A Gold Dragon from CR are cowards (div) has begun ravaging our lands!
[15:46] <&munkbot> NEW KDNEWS:Jedi Master Yoda (div) invaded Raucous Rainbow (cr) and captured 1390 acres of land. [monarch] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)