The safest way to try to get what you want is to try to deserve what you want. It's such a simple idea. It's the golden rule. You want to deliver to the WoL what you would buy if you were on the other end.
I only like to war bad kingdoms so it is important to also look bad.
-22-23 provinces starting (we will talk about the other 2-3 in a minute)
-first half of the kingdom logs in early and follows a poor, sad theme - can use standardized races
-second half of the kingdom logs in later and does not follow theme - non-standardized races
-a portion of the second half should join late so there will be protection provs on the kd page during day 1
-a portion of both halves doesn't build/train until mid day or until actionable hostile is received
-random-esque exploration for a ghetto looking spread
-use a stupid name like rebuilding, under construction
-or use a known ghettos name/banner like russian drivers, nobles, spoonbills, pandas, barcoloco, frost giants, etc.
-don't sit online all day. do what you need to do and log off.
Comments removed - Fake Wars are NOT an acceptable way to get wars