OH MY GAAAWWWDD, It's MrC of TheAncients!! How's life and what are you doing here?!.. dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrC-TheAncients
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OH MY GAAAWWWDD, It's MrC of TheAncients!! How's life and what are you doing here?!.. dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrC-TheAncients
Ah that explains your insensitive remark towards Chuckie, evillone, but since you admitted you don't know who is chuckie, allow me to enlighten you with the story of Chuckie,Quote:
Originally Posted by Evillone
it is a sad story indeed, should you continue to read on I suggest a box of tissue beside you.
It was the year 1901. He was born 1/3 monkey 1/3 donkey and 1/3 human. Needless to say the monkey-ass-human appearance of Chuckie shock the bejezuz out of his mother, who
moments later, after giving birth to this 'monstrosity' passed away from the accompanying fright.
From then onwards, he was passed around like a "used condom" (that's how his foster parents - Calte & Shottie - terms it). When his foster parents no longer able to tolerate
his incessant humping of the coffee table leg and his uncontrollable bowel habits, they abandon Chuckie near a jungle in the amazon forest ("there's just too much **** flying
everywhere" replied Shottie when asked for the reason of abandonment).
Left to fend for himself and foraging bull droppings for nutrition, he soon enroached into the territory of a big dumb ape name Irna. Chuckie's appearance didn't not alarm
Irna, for Irna has seen many more monkey-ass-humans in his kingdom, and decided to take Chuckie in and teach him the ways of the monkey. Months goes on, as Chuckie learns to
speak in guttural sounds and learn maths by using bananas and bull droppings (2 bull droppings equal 1 banana, in the world of simians)
Chuckie's humanity would be lost forever, if it wasn't for the coincidental intervention by a group of intrepid human hunters. Chuckie was eventually rescued and placed in a
home for the mentally retarded and he's been there forever learning to adapt to the human world. Till this day, he has difficulty understanding the number of zero, for it
reminded him the words of Irna - "Circle of Life. Hakuna Matata".
The story stops here, as the life of Chuckie continues to unfold, time will perhaps heal the damage done to Chuckie by Irna.
Perhaps now you'll now see, multiplying something by zero maybe easy for you, evillone, but for Chuckie... sigh.. there are days he keeps screaming while looking at the
circle on the wall.
Please be kind to Chuckie, evillone, now that you know his story, don't mock him coz you understand the concept of multiplying by zero and Chuckie doesn't. Instead I ask you
to encourage him and perhaps donate a check, the amount of your own choosing, to 'R?habilitation Maison de retard simiens'
I see this thread is finished with now.