he played with his gf like he plays his cow.
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he played with his gf like he plays his cow.
With help?
Daaaaaaaammmmnnnn!
No more like selling her friends so he can tap the girl of his dreams and still lose everything.
It's your lucky day Elit!!
You can find his book here!
proteus wrote the book on cowing, here's the cover image;
http://img1.zoodump.com/st/thumbs/t/9718.jpg
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it a cg pic of a dude humping a cow ... nothing special
You guys are so mean.
Best thread this month guys.
at least hes good looking, right
[01:14:29] <Realest> [03:22:41] <Proteus> im actually good looking and not a nerd
[01:14:29] <Realest> [03:23:15] <Realest> lol
[01:14:29] <Realest> [03:23:22] <Realest> well, everyone is brad pitt on the interwebs :)
[01:14:29] <Realest> [03:23:48] <Proteus> http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._3542365_n.jpg
[01:14:29] <Realest> [03:23:49] <Proteus> right side
[Wed 17:34:41] <Proteus> im the best
[Wed 17:34:46] <Proteus> im the bestcow player atm
[Wed 17:34:48] <phiwha> no, you're really not
[Wed 17:34:57] <phiwha> :p
[Wed 17:35:04] <Proteus> i am
[Wed 17:35:06] <Proteus> im better than you :P
[Wed 17:35:13] <Proteus> i dominated last age
[Wed 17:35:17] <phiwha> listen kid, I have 10 rings
[Wed 17:35:18] <Proteus> and had 3k pool less than everyone
[Wed 17:35:23] <Proteus> dude thats a joke
[Wed 17:35:29] <Proteus> no one counts that stuff
[Wed 17:36:02] <phiwha> how many wins crown wins do you have?
[Wed 17:36:03] <Proteus> cause that doesnt account for people who didnt play for that long, or for people who let others cow but do the behind the scenese stuff
[Wed 17:36:12] <Proteus> im 1 for 1
[Wed 17:36:15] <phiwha> I almost never cowed
[Wed 17:36:21] <Proteus> the first age i cowed i won
[Wed 17:36:29] <Proteus> before that i never even bothered with cowing
[Wed 17:36:35] <Proteus> cause i wated to sleep
[Wed 17:36:50] <Proteus> but i was always way better than people
[Wed 17:37:15] <Proteus> and one age i said im gonna cow and im gonna win and i did it
[Wed 17:38:32] <Proteus> everytime i kill i always end up with the best prov
[Wed 17:38:51] <Proteus> i dont even do anything for it, it just ends up happening lol
[Wed 17:39:04] <Proteus> utimes is actually writing an article about me because of how good i am :P
[Wed 17:39:50] <phiwha> lol, I guess you win then, cant compete with THAT
[Wed 17:39:59] <Proteus> you should let me cow though
[Wed 17:40:04] <Proteus> if i dont win ill owe u $
[Wed 17:40:20] <Proteus> winning in this kd is guaranteed
[Wed 17:40:31] <Proteus> i won out of a brand new kd last age
[Wed 17:40:44] <Proteus> that had a crap relationship with abs
[Wed 17:40:59] <Proteus> and i used killers and all other cows didnt and had 3k more pool
[Wed 17:41:24] <Proteus> thats how much of a boss i am
that's pretty BAUSS