PM me it.
I want to see how hard he managed to screw himself this round.
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PM me it.
I want to see how hard he managed to screw himself this round.
owh yeah...stuff are gonna get fired up pretty soon xD
Vines is busy working with Habitat for Humanity.
lmfao, the spanish sun part made me laugh out loud.Quote:
Originally Posted by VT2
Whats his race/personality anyway?
Now that he is annoying me by taking so long, I need to use my time making fun of him while I pump science way beyond his.
vines = DE Artisan
How epicly nub is that....
well genesis is only testserver after all.. would be fun to try some crasy **** like that out, but I guess he is kinda serious wich makes it funny
Test servers don't make ****ty combos worth playing.
This thread is getting my blood flowing.
I want to know where Vines is so I can destroy him.
Once you see his province, you'll laugh. Dharan won't have much trouble taking vines out.
He is currently sitting on over 6k soldiers and 1.5 million gc. He is WAY too inactive for this, he has been logged out for over 24 hours twice, which is easy to spot because he has 1015 acres and I have 1025. He isn't even active enough to get his free acres!
Meanwhile I am sitting on 90 OPA, fully war built with 500k gc stocked, and doing nothing but pumping science. I am wasting my time.
vines if you are not ready in 3 days, I will raze you to the ground. 3 DAYS. I have already proven what a terrible player you are, considering you can't even build a 1k acre province oop in a ridiculously generous amount of time.
to me, thats enough to say, DH = winner!Quote:
Originally Posted by DHaran
It took this much for you to say that _greenie? :p
My kingdom wants to war soon, I am not going to let them fight while I wait on vines to get his **** province in order. So it's either 3 days, or when my kingdom goes to war, whichever comes first.
ROFL raze him!!!
Just Raze him down Dharan. He is clearly a wuss and will not fight it out like he said he would.
Clampy I know what Kingdom your in.......
What are you guys exactly trying to find out for Utimes anyway?
On January 1st, YR1, we received this note...
To Lord DHaran
No the agreement was we fight when we are both ready. In three days I'll be more than 60% ready. Pump up your military your scince whatever you can do in the mean time. I'm building my province with only the means of my province unlike you. Which was a rule only with our own means yet you got a whole lot of aid. I'll be ready soon enough and I know you would love to prove to everyone how fake I am. The only way to do that is to fight me when I'm ready and I will face you when you are ready.
Signed, King Idiot the Jackass of NubVines (69:69)
Hey retard take a look at this:
Trade Balance 388,117gc
I am AIDING my kingdom waiting on your pathetic excuse of a province to be ready. YOU have monarch bonuses that I don't have, you sound like a complete idiot right now. 60% ready in ANOTHER 3 days? You are truly the worst player in Uto history!
On January 1st, YR1, we received this note...
To Lord DHaran
I haven't even finished drafting yet. It is clear just by looking at our net worths that your province has a bigger military. When I'm ready we will both have the same networth and I will message you that I'm ready because attacking me when I'm not ready will not prove anything and you know that you will be able to beat me even when I am ready so just wait and you will have your glory.
Signed, King Idiot the Jackass of NubVines (69:69)
600k bushels.. is that him?
I'm in DHaran's KD and I'm sick of waiting for war. Vines needs to hurry up or I'll raze him myself.
Can someone please pm me where Vines is, I wont touch him, as I have no offence. I am currently soldier feeding one of our big provinces for fun. I just want to watch his province burn with my own intel gathering, also if I know who both provinces are I can keep an eye on both of you and post the results in here?
You could look for the dark elf on about 1020 acres who is monarch. Start searching...
I am very eager for this, though the outcome is clear. Oh and I got a comment. Vines, if your strat requires so much time to get your province up and ready, then I say you seriously need to rethink whether your strat is "de best". Not to mention that your skills are... Ya know... :X
The spanish sun takes awhile to prepare, but when it's up and running, any dark elf/artisan using it is unstoppable.
*munchies on popcorn* lets get this show on the road! running out of beer here!
Well it is quite ridiculous. He is obviously inactive and incapable of building a province in a reasonable amount of time. Considering our starting resources, he should have easily been ready, considering I have been ready for several days and just pumping science as is apparent by my soon to be 180 nwpa.
I have no intentions of making my kingdom wait for me before looking for war, so I will tell them to go after war as they normally would, and if nothing happens with vines before then, I will move on and go to war with my kdmates. I think we can all agree my point has been made.
EDIT: vines just lost monarchy, lol, I guess his kingdom sees it now too.
LoL.. i knew vines wouldnt take up the challenge. quite predictable, just like last time where his province suddenly imploded.. Obviously he's just trolling around the forums toying with us
Please sent me his loc in pm....Quote:
Originally Posted by DHaran
wow! just wow... clearly dharan takes this. just to think that its taking forever for vines to ready his prov is a lost already.
hard to pump DE whitout ToG i guess.
DH's dwarf has been ready to go for 3 days now...Quote:
Originally Posted by NoseBlood
I wish I knew where DH was!!! I want to compare the two...if its even possible!!!
hmm.. ill bet vines wont war dharan... ahahaha.. locs of vines pls.. I want to compare :p
Where's vines?
everyone is hunting for vines,lol..I'll say just quit this ridiculous challenge cause vines doesnt have the balls to fight now,he's just trying to drag time to make DH quit and vines will crown himself as the 'pro' of all pros.
so vines is a chicken, dh should just raze him and let him live in his self-pity
He's my bank.
Stealing half a million from him each time I login is a lot of fun.
Yea he is now 15 acres behind me, and I have not grown at all, just free 5 daily acres, lol. That's how inactive he is. We are currently attacking his kingdom, so if we go to war, you will see just how terrible his prov will perform.
Most recent intel has him at 78% draft with over 40% Homes, around 5% Guilds, and more Armouries than Banks.
He has just now reached 100 OPA, tho 40k of that is his elite defense. I have all of his numbers beaten at 66% draft, and a FAR superior WPA. Oh yea, and I have close to twice his science bonuses.
You guys will love this:
Allow me to educate you, jackass.Quote:
On February 23rd, YR1, we received this note...
To Lord DHaran
bonus only work in war. And stop trying to lie to me. I don't care if you got aid. But the number one rule was we fight when we are both ready. I'm getting closer to being ready but not yet.
Signed, Lord Idiot the Jackass of NubVines (69:69)
Monarch Bonuses:
10% Increase in your income
10% Increase in your food & rune production
10% Increase in your defensive military strength during Hostility & War
10% Increase in your defensive magic & thievery during Hostility & War
Notice the ones that DON'T say in Hostility & War
vinesfail
And here is my trade balance:
Trade Balance 530,604gc
Hey look, there's no negative there!!!
You suck. I am not dealing with these games any longer. Ready or not, here I come.
Your forces arrive at NubVines (69:69), and battle begins quickly...
A tough battle took place, but we have managed a victory!
Your army has taken 134 new acres! 70 buildings survived and can be refitted to fit our needs. We also gained 404 specialist training credits. Taking full control of your new land will take 9.29 days. Your new land will be available on March 9th, YR1.
21 peasants settled on your new lands.
We lost 346 Berserkers in this battle. Our forces will be again available on March 9th, YR1.
We killed about 1000 enemy troops.
Greed+Storms+Explosions+Riots