-1,538 MontyPythonFindsTheHolyGrail (0/18) - awesome stats for an orc!
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-1,538 MontyPythonFindsTheHolyGrail (0/18) - awesome stats for an orc!
Yea this war is rough on the halfers. :(
FS has sapphire still not sent for some reason, I dont know yet. Maybe can discuss post war. We have sent sapphire after they slayed gold and they have been tanking it till now.
Both sides have made a few mistakes, ours the greater ones I feel. Some crucial bounces and some nubs who cant handle chains properly, and they have a province went MIA and got chained troops home and is still missing for now.
FS has been able to do more damage with their chains than ours simply because of the difference in skill level of the 2 core players. We still have a few randoms and noobs that I am trying to coach (or my patience might run out before they become good, this is the severity of the mistakes they have made this fight).
Current stats based on my intel on hand are:
FS on 129k DS, 2.6k OS, 450k elites. 111k peasants.
We are on 153k DS, 29k OS, 442k elites. 142k peasants.
Their top offense is now: 154k 4 gens, which is about 141k throne, and that guy is dropping too. Roughly 140k though. (this is excluding their faeries if they suicide of course, just orcs offenses)
Our top offense is 164k 4 gens, which is about 150k throne on the core. Big halfling can send out close to 180k MO and is doing so doing quad taps (part TM part raze on their core). After sending out 180k MO he is at about 190-200k Def.
Our UBs are the 2 halfers (1 rog 1 merch), 2 faeries (1 rog 1 myst), big elf (1 myst). We are trying hard to secure more, as are they.
Their UBs are their 5 biggest faeries (3 mystic, 2 rog), tactically. Of course our big halfer can break them but would expose himself so we are not foolish to do that yet.
Our wave mostly done now, and formatted news lies at:
** Kingdom news report **
For the time from July 23 of YR5 till February 16 of YR6 - 42 hours
[ http://home-world.org/utopia/formatter/ - Seraphim online formatter ]
** Summary **
Total attacks made: 264 (21,261 acres)
-- Traditional march: 240 (20,117 acres)
-- Ambush: 13 (1,043 acres)
-- Conquest: 2 (101 acres)
-- Raze: 7 (0 acres)
-- Failed: 2 (0.8% failure)
-- Uniques: 86
Total attacks suffered: 151 (15,467 acres)
-- Traditional march: 140 (15,020 acres)
-- Ambush: 6 (447 acres)
-- Raze: 1 (0 acres)
-- Massacre: 3 (8,059 population)
-- Failed: 1 (0.7% failure)
-- Uniques: 40
** The kingdom of PyroManiaCs **
Total land exchanged: +5,794 (264/151)
+1,410 An unknown province (13/0)
+1,350 I want Dark elf back (12/8)
+1,302 Swiggity Swooty (8/0)
+1,230 kjbhbjjj (11/0)
+1,123 Abx (7/0)
+972 Justin (15/0)
+950 Notinher (11/0)
+931 BigOne (11/2)
+695 Cosmic Occult (8/2)
+502 ugh not again (12/0)
+253 battlefield (12/9)
+234 The Great One (12/0)
+195 Popolopodopolis (9/0)
+149 The A (8/0)
+109 Butterfly Pocket (11/0)
-82 Chalcedon (6/3)
-152 RobinHood (14/7)
-244 Age67 (7/3)
-290 Dangalonglinglong (3/2)
-496 Baby Wipes (14/13)
-539 senescence (7/10)
-575 bug (8/20)
-637 Daedalus (12/23)
-758 Yu Yevon (14/16)
-917 PanzerkampfwagenVI (7/16)
-921 Heart Pirates (12/17)
** The kingdom of FS **
Total land exchanged: -5,794 (151/264)
+1,184 Titanic Never Sinks (12/3)
+1,094 Capt Steven Hiller Returns (10/2)
+943 BB-8 is R2D2s Father (11/6)
+874 An unknown province (6/0)
+843 Leonidas is the god king (9/1)
+804 John McClane Loves Hans (12/3)
+768 Glen Dies (8/2)
+458 Jack Sparrow Is Davy Jones (12/6)
-602 I am Keyser Soze (11/17)
-765 Louie became capo (0/5)
-801 Amber Heard is a stripper (0/5)
-905 Neil Patrick Harris is Gay (12/23)
-915 Kylo Ren is C-3PO (0/6)
-1,178 Vincent Vegetarian Vega (12/21)
-1,196 Maverick Never Flies Again (0/11)
-1,247 Good always wins (12/22)
-1,389 Ned Stark is a White Walker (12/37)
-1,538 MontyPythonFindsTheHolyGrail (0/18)
-2,226 Jacks Mother is The Kraken (12/76)
Viking rage inc on him, if there isnt a very good explanation. With that said, i really hope he is well and hasnt suffered an injury or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by LoRD_SaMPuaN
poor halflings.....
BURN SNEAKING THIEVESES!
Prop inc on Sheister!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheister
bring it biotch! You need it so that I have to bother sending more than land defense...
Can we organize a relief fund for the Halflings in this war? Poor little creatures are getting whacked on both sides. There's a racial element to it.
Prov name? And we got a deal mr.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheister
Good idea and while were at it, fund the return of DE fund also!Quote:
Originally Posted by Andurilas
Eventually we're going to have to pool funds and buy this game anyway. Start building your DE spreadsheets.
My province would be dangalonglinglong
Thank you Nesta for the detailed summary and commentary.
Where is this gofundme for halfers?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheister
tex# --propaganda wizards | Dangalonglinglong ()-- 62|4843 sent (8.18)|8.35 (m.44.68) vs 5.67 (m.23.49)|rNW 0.61
I think the wizzies likes it more at my place.
#Iamtired
#Burnout
Two fails before that... How many thieves that cost ya?Quote:
Originally Posted by texn
They sacrificed themself for an honorfull cause! (Around 100) :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheister
Lol texn ... at least edit out your tpa :p
nah. We all know. its all good.
FS why you no win :(
they dont wd :(Quote:
Originally Posted by FATstrat
Chill and relax dude, let me know if i can help out.Quote:
Originally Posted by 13nesta13
Since we are prop bro's now, help me out convincing Bishop to reinstate DE's.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheister
Nesta said he was tired, maybe he cant find the WD button?Quote:
Originally Posted by LoRD_SaMPuaN
lol
as if we would.
I am down with a DE return. Anything to liven it up in here.
I always thought dark elf was stupid and needed to be removed.
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/20060260.jpg
Think again. They are epic.Quote:
Originally Posted by bombdigie
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...cc469961df.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by texn
True story BoH, thats my opinion. I just suggested that he think again, maybe he will see their greatness :P
Anyways, i hope ppl having a nice weekend!
meh
mine is being wasted on stupid utopia.
I see faeries dropping... Is the end in sight?
Just saw Deadpool, damn what a nice movie!
Sadly no. Even though they have not and can't win the war, FS has decided they are going to force us to 50% them so they can try to farm all the science off our small provinces under the statement "war is not won until someone withdraws". Yeah, its true, it is their war to do with as they please, but everyone knows that the war itself is over and feeding on our beat up provinces who sacrificed to make the war competitive is, at best, spiteful (imho). Nothing that I would say is "wrong" or "illegal" in the strict sense, just completely classless. Sad.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Leonidas
I would not have expected this from FS....
rly? fs so bad train on the move i see.. why cant we just war?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheister
We are warring. And you are hemorrhaging nw like there is no tomorrow. Keep it up. Either way in the end you'll still have 3/4. Won't make it any less embarrassing. Just bad sportsmanship that's all.Quote:
Originally Posted by LoRD_SaMPuaN
You would think that an experinced warring kd like FS would know when they are beat and not drag it out like a ghetto. :( Guess they are too full of em selves to realize they are beaten.
http://i.imgflip.com/zje4i.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Sheister
http://31.media.tumblr.com/aa0a56a8e...wmnxo1_500.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Palem
More like bored.
Nah, I am not crying about winning, or that FS is doing the lame thing to our smalls. Its more that what they are doing will delay getting into a decent war and will delay our small province recovery and for no gain in this war.
Why they would do this to a KD that they think they are friendly with.... I can't even begin to guess what they do to kingdoms they are NOT friendly with. Suddenly everything that the other war KD's have been saying is a lot more plausible to me.
I give the one liners 50/50 hit rate, which for 10 billion one liners that's pretty good. The feels ride it took you on and offsetting it with the one liners was really nice I thoroughly enjoyed it. More rated R superhero movies please!Quote:
Originally Posted by texn
Good showing Pyro, must be the Startzero bump
Is it the R rated movieness of it, or is that Ryan Reynolds does a decent job of delivering sarcasm?
The later, man i bascially laughed my way through the whole movie. Not just sarcasm hes jokes are superb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheister
Indeed he does the role perfect, but the R rating makes it even more enjoyable.
RR was good, it's no classic though. The evil dudes were boring and the end was too much like Avengers. Can't help but feel like i've read some of his witty one-line references on youtube/reddit/twitter before though.
As for the war, why don't Pyro just start learning FS? It's only a win if the other KD withdraws - normally because they feel they have more to lose than gain by continuing. If Pyro can't make them feel that way then they need to try harder if they wanna see WD.