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In fact in a better I would do better, however, I don't want to be in a better kingdom this kingdom is good. You don't know what you are talking about. All you know is what they tell you. For all you know they could be lying about how I'm doing in the war. They have good reason to lie after all they wanted to war us and take me out and say he look we took out the mighty Red Mist but it's not going to happen the way they planned. I think they are starting to figure that out.
Vines, you'd get kicked out of any decent kingdom, because you're an all-elite gnome, who refuses to work with your team when it gets down to it.
You're so selfish, all you can do in your current war is bottom-grab people.
I work with my team. I just helped one of our guy double tap someone. Dude I'm the biggest province on both side! I can't do nothing else everyone else is smaller. Why did you war us? The biggest dude in your kingdom is around 200k when we started I was around 214-218k. I just attacked the second biggest attacker in your kingdom that was over 180k. When you step back and look at it I'm gaining land for the war effort. That's always the goal of any kingdom and if a province can gain land in war he or she is helping out the war effort.
I'm not warring you, vines - I'm warring a kingdom that consists of gnomes that play like you, and I'm kicking their asses all over the place.
Feel free to scan and see.
Vines, if I was the biggest province on either side in a war, I'd double people. I wouldn't sit and camp like you are doing.
Is this your ultimate strategy, vines? To camp and defend yourself, while your kingdom gets destroyed?
Yeah, what a grand strategy - a turtling gnome.
Umm no you wouldn't because then I would attack you and make you look foolish. They are not getting destroyed in fact the acres are very close. We are doing pretty go against a kingdom that almost double us in provinces. There is no need to tell you my strategy we are fighting in war you will see how it unfolds. Those gnomes last war weren't playing like me last war must mean they are trying to mimic my style I'm flattered. I can see with each war our guys become more balanced attackers. It is impressive almost everyone this war is doing much better. They are starting to understand the concepts that I use on the battle field.
Sure, sure.
Is that why we've dismantled two gnomes already, even though the war started only 3 hours ago?
In fact, they're so scared, they only have two attacks out to our 13.
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Date Range: January, YR4 «---» February, YR4
** Legend **
¤¤ Intra-Kingdom Conflict
!!! Actions against our Kingdom
&& Actions by our Kingdom
>> Relations News
*!* Dragon News
@@ Obituaries / Defections
$$ Aid
** January YR4 **
!!! 1st: De Wieden (F:U) attacked
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y): 57 acres.
!!! 4th: Cat Haven (F:U) massacred
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y): 830 people.
!!! 4th: nursery rhymes (F:U) massacred
............. Your Magic is Mine (X:Y): 989 people.
&& 6th: pumz (X:Y) massacred
............. Cat Haven (F:U): 1544 people.
!!! 7th: UNNOBLE WARLORD (F:U) attacked
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y): 38 acres.
!!! 7th: UNNOBLE WARLORD (F:U) attacked
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y): 32 acres.
!!! 7th: ih8CaTzC0zDeYrNoObs (F:U) massacred
............. Deficate (X:Y): 1497 people.
&& 8th: [anonymous province] (X:Y) attacked
............. The Snake Pit (F:U): 125 acres.
!!! 8th: I Can Not Hit Meow (F:U) massacred
............. Deficate (X:Y): 1059 people.
&& 9th: Your Magic is Mine (X:Y) pillaged
............. Winterfell (F:U).
&& 9th: Your Magic is Mine (X:Y) attacked
............. Winterfell (F:U): 99 acres.
$$ 9th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y).
$$ 9th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. pumz (X:Y).
$$ 9th: Your Magic is Mine (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y).
!!! 9th: Schrute Farms (F:U) massacred
............. Deficate (X:Y): 623 people.
!!! 9th: Schrute Farms (F:U) failed to attack
............. Deficate (X:Y).
!!! 9th: Zion Continuum (F:U) attacked
............. Deficate (X:Y): 79 acres.
!!! 9th: WastelandBrotherhood (F:U) massacred
............. Deficate (X:Y): 606 people.
&& 10th: Temple (X:Y) attacked
............. Lunch Box (F:U): 92 acres.
&& 10th: Overpowered (X:Y) attacked
............. Winterfell (F:U): 72 acres.
$$ 10th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y).
!!! 10th: Dundler Mifflin (F:U) attacked
............. pumz (X:Y): 48 acres.
&& 10th: TheSlayersOfUnity (X:Y) pillaged
............. Pansies Are Sexy (F:U).
!!! 10th: The Snake Pit (F:U) attacked
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y): 38 acres.
!!! 11th: mimiyaw (F:U) massacred
............. Deficate (X:Y): 587 people.
!!! 11th: mimiyaw (F:U) massacred
............. Your Magic is Mine (X:Y): 899 people.
$$ 12th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y).
$$ 12th: Inevitable (X:Y) sent aid to
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y).
$$ 12th: Inevitable (X:Y) sent aid to
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y).
!!! 12th: Lunch Box (F:U) failed to attack
............. Temple (X:Y).
&& 12th: Red Mist (X:Y) attacked
............. Zion Continuum (F:U): 52 acres.
$$ 12th: Red Mist (X:Y) sent aid to
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y).
&& 12th: Woop bim boff (X:Y) attacked
............. Schrute Farms (F:U): 132 acres.
$$ 12th: Woop bim boff (X:Y) sent aid to
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y).
!!! 12th: Pansies Are Sexy (F:U) massacred
............. Deficate (X:Y): 615 people.
!!! 13th: Ying Zheng (F:U) attacked
............. pumz (X:Y): 68 acres.
!!! 13th: Pansies Are Sexy (F:U) massacred
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y): 880 people.
$$ 13th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. TheSlayersOfUnity (X:Y).
$$ 13th: TheSlayersOfUnity (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y).
$$ 13th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Deficate (X:Y).
$$ 14th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. TheSlayersOfUnity (X:Y).
!!! 14th: Bicycle Thief (F:U) attacked
............. Temple (X:Y): 106 acres.
$$ 15th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Deficate (X:Y).
&& 16th: [anonymous province] (X:Y) conquested
............. Lunch Box (F:U): 38 acres.
!!! 16th: Cat Haven (F:U) attacked
............. Deficate (X:Y): 47 acres.
$$ 16th: Asstopia (X:Y) sent aid to
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y).
!!! 16th: ih8CaTzC0zDeYrNoObs (F:U) attacked
............. TheSlayersOfUnity (X:Y): 156 acres.
$$ 16th: Woop bim boff (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Asstopia (X:Y).
$$ 16th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. pumz (X:Y).
@@ 17th: Terry Brooks (X:Y) defected from
............. Freedom in WAR (Y:Z).
@@ 17th: Terry Brooks (X:Y) died.
&& 18th: pumz (X:Y) attacked
............. ih8CaTzC0zDeYrNoObs (F:U): 64 acres.
&& 18th: Deficate (X:Y) conquested
............. Fort Joust (F:U): 25 acres.
!!! 19th: I Can Not Hit Meow (F:U) attacked
............. Temple (X:Y): 81 acres.
$$ 19th: Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Deficate (X:Y).
$$ 20th: Asstopia (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y).
$$ 20th: Asstopia (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Deficate (X:Y).
!!! 21st: UNNOBLE WARLORD (F:U) attacked
............. Deficate (X:Y): 65 acres.
!!! 22nd: Lunch Box (F:U) attacked
............. Deficate (X:Y): 54 acres.
!!! 22nd: Lunch Box (F:U) attacked
............. Deficate (X:Y): 14 acres.
!!! 22nd: Schrute Farms (F:U) attacked
............. Woop bim boff (X:Y): 128 acres.
!!! 22nd: nursery rhymes (F:U) attacked
............. Your Magic is Mine (X:Y): 56 acres.
!!! 22nd: Dundler Mifflin (F:U) attacked
............. pumz (X:Y): 133 acres.
&& 22nd: [anonymous province] (X:Y) attacked
............. The Snake Pit (F:U): 108 acres.
** February YR4 **
!!! 1st: Ying Zheng (F:U) attacked
............. pumz (X:Y): 26 acres.
!!! 1st: ih8CaTzC0zDeYrNoObs (F:U) attacked
............. Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y): 138 acres.
!!! 2nd: mimiyaw (F:U) attacked
............. Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y): 87 acres.
&& 3rd: pumz (X:Y) attacked
............. Dundler Mifflin (F:U): 159 acres.
!!! 3rd: Zion Continuum (F:U) attacked
............. Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y): 39 acres.
!!! 3rd: Pansies Are Sexy (F:U) attacked
............. Deficate (X:Y): 74 acres.
!!! 3rd: Pansies Are Sexy (F:U) attacked
............. Deficate (X:Y): 56 acres.
&& 4th: Woop bim boff (X:Y) attacked
............. Schrute Farms (F:U): 128 acres.
&& 4th: TheSlayersOfUnity (X:Y) attacked
............. Pansies Are Sexy (F:U): 91 acres.
!!! 6th: Bicycle Thief (F:U) attacked
............. pumz (X:Y): 43 acres.
!!! 6th: I Can Not Hit Meow (F:U) attacked
............. TheSlayersOfUnity (X:Y): 88 acres.
&& 7th: R O M A N I AII (X:Y) failed to attack
............. ih8CaTzC0zDeYrNoObs (F:U).
$$ 7th: R O M A N I AII (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Slifer da Sky Dragon (X:Y).
!!! 8th: Cat Haven (F:U) pillaged
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y).
&& 9th: Red Mist (X:Y) attacked
............. Dundler Mifflin (F:U): 78 acres.
$$ 9th: Red Mist (X:Y) sent aid to
............. Deficate (X:Y).
!!! 9th: The Snake Pit (F:U) attacked
............. R O M A N I AII (X:Y): 54 acres.
!!! 9th: Dundler Mifflin (F:U) attacked
............. pumz (X:Y): 117 acres.
!!! 10th: Schrute Farms (F:U) attacked
............. pumz (X:Y): 101 acres.
** Summary **
&& Total Attacks Made: 18 (1,263 acres)
&& -- Traditional March: 12 (1,200 acres)
&& -- Conquest: 2 (63 acres)
&& -- Massacres: 1 (1,544 people)
&& -- Plunder Attacks: 2
&& -- Failed Attacks: 1 (5.6% failure)
!!! Total Attacks Suffered: 41 (2,023 acres)
!!! -- Traditional March: 28 (2,023 acres)
!!! -- Massacres: 10 (8,585 people)
!!! -- Plunder Attacks: 1
!!! -- Failed Attacks: 2 (4.9% failure)
$$ Aid packets sent: 22
** Highlights **
Jan 17 YR4: Terry Brooks (X:Y) defected from (Y:Z)
Jan 17 YR4: Terry Brooks (X:Y) died
** This Kingdom (X:Y) Gains/Losses **
Overall Losses: -760 acres.
1. +271 acres: [anonymous province] (3/)
2. +132 acres: Woop bim boff (2/1)
3. +130 acres: Red Mist (2/)
4. +72 acres: Overpowered (1/)
5. +43 acres: Your Magic is Mine (2/3)
6. -95 acres: Temple (1/3)
7. -153 acres: TheSlayersOfUnity (2/2)
8. -219 acres: R O M A N I AII (1/8)
9. -264 acres: Slifer da Sky Dragon (/3)
10. -313 acres: pumz (3/7)
11. -364 acres: Deficate (1/14)
** Enemy Kingdom (F:U) Gains/Losses **
Overall Gains: 760 acres.
Attacks: 41 made / 18 suffered
1. +230 acres: ih8CaTzC0zDeYrNoObs (3/2)
2. +169 acres: I Can Not Hit Meow (3/)
3. +149 acres: Bicycle Thief (2/)
4. +135 acres: UNNOBLE WARLORD (3/)
5. +94 acres: Ying Zheng (2/)
6. +87 acres: mimiyaw (3/)
7. +66 acres: Zion Continuum (2/1)
8. +61 acres: Dundler Mifflin (3/2)
9. +57 acres: De Wieden (1/)
10. +56 acres: nursery rhymes (2/)
11. +47 acres: Cat Haven (3/1)
12. +39 acres: Pansies Are Sexy (4/2)
13. no change: WastelandBrotherhood (1/)
14. -25 acres: Fort Joust (/1)
15. -31 acres: Schrute Farms (4/2)
16. -62 acres: Lunch Box (3/2)
17. -141 acres: The Snake Pit (2/2)
18. -171 acres: Winterfell (/3)
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Yeah, you're so awesome, vines, and so is your kingdom. I can totally see that they're as good as you claim, and that you're as good as you claim.
I wish I was as good as vines to be able to grow 130 acres while my kingdommates get slaughtered.
Oh, that's just the beginning of today, and all of yesterday. They've had one more day of war.
Well I'm doing my part. It's not that you guys are doing good it's just that we are just learning how to attack and defend. You can't keep attack the same people over and over a time will come when you will have to attack the people keeping the land. Once our guys learn how to attack with out giving up land we will be a much stronger kingdom. It's not about how many attacks you do it's about how much land you keep. Oh the way I have gain more land than I around 180 acres gained in pimp it says I have gain 177acres. Another thing don't talk **** about my kingdom. Like I said you thought you're smaller kingdom would go into top feed mode and you would pick Red Mist apart and then you would said something dumb like, "what happen vines Red Mist got ****ed up." It don't work like that. My province is more than just huge muscle. Red Mist uses tactics be hind that muscle. As the war goes on my land grabs will keep getting bigger as you have started to understand by now. So you have realize well if I can't pick on Red Mist I'll talk **** about the kingdom.
You just said your useless ghetto was doing great, vines. Are they doing great, or are they doing poorly, and 'learning how to attack and defend?' Make up your mind for once.
"It's not about how many attacks you do it's about how much land you keep." It's about how much land you can TAKE from the opponent, and keep out of their reach - the most optimal way to achieve this is to hit as many times as possible.
Red mist doesn't use tactic, or muscles. Red mist is a wall of defense that hits people a lot smaller than itself for tiny gains, because its owner fears it will get destroyed if he sends out.
I said we are doing better and we are. They are more and more learning how to keep there provinces well protect when out on an attack. Bull****, I just hit the 2nd biggest attacker in your kingdom and got 78acres. It's not like I can go for max gains no one in your kingdom that is my size all my land grabs are going to be small. That can't be helped.
I have an attacker in my kingdom, which is at war with a kingdom that you're not in, that you hit for 78 acres?
Sorry to break it to you vines, but it looks like you just aren't a threat. You'll eventually get out of range and get crap gains while the rest of your kingdom dies.
One would think so, however, that's when I go into phase two of my war strategy. There are 4 phase the first phase is getting into war stance and the second phase is making so I say in range. The kingdom our kingdom is war will start to see my province's net worth to drop.
So you'll be a landfat target instead of a turtle?
Genius, vines.
Yup I'll be landfat with a military of no difference in power that will be only getting strong.
Also I will be able to get large land grabs that's what you've been asking for right?
By the way I didn't turtle I war spoiled province in order to have new that would allow me to build and changed into my war stance. If this war last long enough you guys may get to see phase 3.
Oh no, not phase 3. Please don't hurt me.
Most of the time I pass phase 3 and go to phase 4. Sometime I do a 2.5 phase it's much like phase 2 but doing it again. Some wars call for me to change the structure of my war stance more than once that's when I bring in phase 2.5.
You turtled.
War stance in war? Okay, so what were you doing during post-war preparations? Hangin' out with your buddies? Flirting with the local ladies?
I didn't turtled. I didn't stay home building military. I didn't raze building change my build. I attacked and took land used that land to change my build. To tell you the truth when the war started I got on not even knowing we had a target and so I was shocked to see we were in war. Had I known we had a target and were going to war I would have went into war stance before the war started but I didn't know so I made do and got ready in war. And now you're like awww he's too strong he's just toying with us--damn he's good.
They're going to see your nw drop all right man, as they start taking your land. And that has nothing to do with your strat, but everything to do with 18 attackers v 10 attackers. And 4 of your provinces are hurting already. Withdraw and eat a little crow.Quote:
Originally Posted by vines
They can't take my land. Yeah that's why I'm trying to show my guys how to attack and defend. There will be many times when we have fewer attackers so in order to win we need to learn how to take land without give any back.
Let me educate you, vines.
First, the easy land is taken. This comes mainly from suicidal elves, suicidal gnomes, underdrafted orcs that refuse to use anonymity to cover their all-elite offense, and everyone else who constitutes a serious threat. You are not on this list.
Secondly, once all serious threats have been disabled, the permanent land is taken. This is kept safe in landfarms, known as T/M's, supermages, and superthieves. Once the conquests start, or at least one player has grown enough to start leeching the permanent land, it won't stop. You are not on this list either.
Thirdly, when all other sources of land have been depleted, the hard-to-reach land suddenly starts looking mighty tasty. This land can be found under the command of heavily drafted and defended gnomes, dark elves, and humans - all little to no offensive power. The politically correct term for the guardians of this land is 'explorer,' but I like to call them by their proper name: waste of space. You are on this list.
I have taken the most land. What you mean to say is you can't take my land so might as go somewhere else for it. I told you once I'll tell you again there is no way were going to land grab me, no way. Now that you understand don't make reason for why your kingdom hasn't attacked the province taking the most land. There is only two reasons a province doesn't get attacked in war 1. keeps army at home 2. can't be broken when army is away. Those are the two reason. Don't try to make up reason as you why I haven't been attack you, me and any one reading this know if I could be attack I would have already been attacked. Simple as that.
3. The province sucks and makes 40 acre grabs with 18 hour attack times like yours so the opposing kd ignores you.
You are amazing. I'm only able to reach phase 1.3; please teach me your ways.Quote:
Originally Posted by vines
I would also like to learn how to not get attacked like you. People tell me all I have to do is train defense and to attack people a lot smaller than me, but I'm sure there is more to your genius and those people are missing something.
Vines, if I wanted to, I could sit and camp behind my 70k defense, and only hit smallies in my war, too, but that's not as satisfying, rewarding, or useful as going for the big people that needs to drop.
Yes, your province sucks. Your 40 acres each hit are inferior to the 100 acre hits your buddies do, so they get to suck down attack after attack, but when they're all gone, your land is next up for the taking.
What will you do then, vines? Implement Phase 4: ultra-mega vines mode 2000?
I think you are mistaken. Vines has already attacked for 130 acres in about 3 days of war while almost everyone else in his kingdom is losing land or getting massacred. That takes some serious skill to pull off.Quote:
Originally Posted by VT2
Also, once vines switches to Phase 4 he will probably be able to attack for at least 50 acres. I'm sure vines himself would agree that it's quite shocking.
I guess I should try to pick up some of his skills. It can't be easy at all camping with a networth-inflated gnome, building only elites, and getting in 18 hour attacks on people half his size.
I've hit for 128 acres so far in one day, and my second attack is set to take place in two hours. Of course, that can't ever compete with the godlike powers of vines.
What happened to phase 2.92?
1010101 and Vines are both noobs :P
vines whats phase 4? is that when your kingdom mates realise how retarded you are and then your whole kingdom implodes after they took your retarded advice seriously.
Vines, I'm having a lot of trouble improving my province.
I'm at 1,000 acres with 20,000 offense points. I'm trying to turn that into 170 OPA, but my brain refuses to stop working so I'm still stuck with 20 OPA. Please tell me how you do it. Thanks.
Vines, I'm having a lot of trouble improving my province.
I'm at 1,000 acres with 20,000 offense points. I'm trying to turn that into 170 OPA, but my brain refuses to stop working so I'm still stuck with 20 OPA. Please tell me how you do it. Thanks.
ROFL!!! BAHAHAHAH!!!
leaves... i love you :)
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Originally Posted by TehDudeAbides
Of course I am a noob, but I fail to see what is wrong with being one. I never pretended to be otherwise. I don't get offended if someone calls me a noob. It is just a sure sign that someone is taking this game to seriously.
Who cares if someone on the internet calls a other account a noob, here we all are faceless accounts, not real persons. On the net you can be anyone or anything you want to be, nothing is real here. There might not even be a real person behind the keyboard, maybe I am just a program. But that is not even relevant. Since there is no way of proving it one way or the other. So an account calling an other account a noob is rather meaningless. Impolite but still meaningless.
it IS a fact that there (in as good as every case) are humans/persons communicating throught those "accounts", rel pesons. So i certainly wouldnt call it meaningless. Except for the fact that life itself is meaningless (unless you are religious).
And i think there are differences between noobs and noobs. Noobs who want to learn, and understand. They are good noobs.
Noos who just dont have a clue and dont even try to understand it, who dont listen to other people. They are bad noobs.
Which one are you?
taking bets.
Vines 18+ or under?
Well if according to you there are people behind these accounts, how come so many of them act so inhumanly. Constantly calling each other names. I bet in a real conversation or argument many of these so called persons wouldn't call each other "noob" or "retard" etc. In real conversations calling strangers names would be highly impolite, resulting in anger, rage, fist fight, or if you act real stupid they might even put a plane in 2 of your biggest phallus symbols. So if acting impolite between real people is considered not done, then why are so many accounts on this forum acting impolite. Thus if accounts act non humanly why should they be considered human?