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I hope to god I have logs from that talk. I was as nice as humanly possible and from everyone in the kingdoms perspective you had a few screws loose. The people that were nice to you were trying to not have us razekill your province, which from my recollection was everyone in our kingdom.
well i do have a few screws loose =P but why would they be nice to me AFTER i had already been razed if it was just to prevent me from forcing the raze? must follow the same logic as how you guys formulated a kingdom strat to "teach us(cats) a lesson" but we cats had nothing to do with the reasons you formulated the strat. =)
But like i said im a bit nutty at times so maybe this logic is completely sound? did i take my medication today? FML!
Anyways If i really am that garbage at this game and i am in SPGC that is just further proof that we really are just a silly ghetto and i am just amazed that any self respecting top kingdom would admit that any ghetto has given them such exasperating problems lol. Less spam please about what has happened in the past and more information on the upcoming school year! when do lessons for silly cats start? what shall we be taught? will we have guest tutors (maybe Simians or Inso?)? more importantly how dose payment for thees lessons work, most of the time schools want money in order to teach you something but in this case it seems we have to take their money instead? it is all very confusing to me.
one might call them...silly :pQuote:
Originally Posted by flogger
=o lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Palem
And to think I almost joined BIO a few ages ago.
Sorry.. haven't been around much. Having too much fun with this retal war thing. The perfect part is that we now hold the button too!
You gotta love elves though... some of the stuff we pull off:
11:46 baka|BiO !damage zombie
11:46 Malibu Damage done to Zombie of the Week:
11:46 Malibu - Assassinated 3,100 Wizards
11:46 Malibu - Assassinated 14,600 Troops
11:46 Malibu - Kidnapped 16,289 peasants
11:46 Malibu - Fireballed 6,480 peasants
11:46 Malibu - Burned 394 acres
11:46 Malibu - LandLusted 528 acres
That was the first guy... moving on to the next one:
11:47 baka|BiO !damage Khazad-dum
11:47 Malibu Damage done to Khazad-dum:
11:47 Malibu - Assassinated 5,886 Wizards
11:47 Malibu - Assassinated 15,280 Troops
11:47 Malibu - Stole 5,536,372 gc
11:47 Malibu - Kidnapped 9,144 peasants
Of course there's the 2 Humans which is just a buffet-to-be while they sit there and get aided solds frantically trying to get their pez back:
11:47 baka|BiO !damage Nemo saltat sobrius
11:48 Malibu Damage done to Nemo saltat sobrius:
11:48 Malibu - Stole 2,259,022 gc
11:48 Malibu - Fireballed 40,598 peasants
11:48 baka|BiO !damage Nervos belli pecuniam infinit
11:48 Malibu Damage done to Nervos belli pecuniam infinit:
11:48 Malibu - Assassinated 273 Troops
11:48 Malibu - Stole 1,697,938 gc
11:48 Malibu - Stole 142,631 runes
11:48 Malibu - Fireballed 28,925 peasants
Anyways... to summarize, Ghetto cats are out-hitting us in their attempt to give us the button. But with the mechanics of retal war, acres are just being shifted around between the bottoms. Their overall KD pez count is somewhere around 300k or 12k/prov. Undeads lose troops slowly though so obviously it takes time.
=0 u has fancy bot! can we shares? swede likes to go on vacations too much! (no offense celien i is just being silly see!) I think Elurin likes to take swede to Spa with him to catalog intel of how hot each individual Japanese girl is maybe?
Yes! We has meanarch and silbot o.O
Malibu is not a bot.. how dare you...
12:16 -- baka|BiO whispers to malibu that the cats think she's a bot --
12:16 Malibu pfft
seems like she's in a good mood today... any other day and you'll be getting it.
=0 even better you has pro kingdom secretary to catalog all your info? Is she hot? that is Intel we could use in order to further evaluate the hotness of the Japanese spa girls!
12:37 -- baka|BiO asks malibu if she's hot --
12:37 Malibu doh!
DOH!
om nom nom
DOH? Doable Onlywhen High?
Ha! I almost joined BIO a few DAYS ago. Fortunately this thread was posted in time (no offense to flogger and baka -- I still respect your play a lot, but too serious here). In truth, it was 99% because I wanted to see the famous ghetto cats war forums!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tree10
Even worse Tree i used to play in BIO!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tree10
& you cant has war forums without a war Mary =( maybe when BIO is done reverse war blocking us and we can get into a real fight i shall post exerpts from the next war forums for your readying pleasure! I for one think Red's proetry deserves a much larger audience than the lucky few who get to war us each age.
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Originally Posted by Mary Lennox
Yes, we miss them now a little :(
Yes, we decided that taking acres off Bio isn't as much fun without a warar forum so we decided to hand them button! +50% NW, initiated hostilities just when we OOW from tough wars, have button, have heaps and heaps of UBs, superior op power.. should be a walk in the park for you baka!
I has no silly bot summary to show, but be assured all the peasants on the humans are borrowed from your sillelves :)
omg Elurin, dont tell them our secret planz! =/
Is ok though, dancing around buttons was silly!
And also, if we're gonna get opped, can has warar forum at least to make up for it?
Baby talk should be banned from the forums.
#jss4mod
would be awesome if we could have warar in same range :) even if we get pwned im sure we could have lotsa fun and learn alot! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Anri
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Originally Posted by John Snowstorm
lol u should see our private chan :o
So I have a question...
Khazad-dum should be at 0.7 wpa
Zombie of the week should be at 0.7 wpa
Moving on to next target. Any suggestions?
Would be better for you guys to just tell me who has what wpa instead of me having to calc each time I decide to find a new toy =\
Calculate is fun!
I are math teacher, see :o)
We've decided!!!
I Grow When Touched is our next toy!!
Though his wpa is already low enough.. but can't hurt to have a few more AW on him.
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Agreed on so many levels it actually annoys me.Quote:
Originally Posted by John Snowstorm
Baka, out of curiosity do you care to share how you are calcing those WPAs? they are spooky accurate!
They hit us while we were hitting other kd's just OOW (they up 3.5k acres), we learnt back (1 mil books), then went into fortified for 24 hours. Below summary since coming out of fort:
** Summary **
Total attacks made: 55 (18,492 acres)
-- Traditional march: 44 (17,623 acres)
-- Ambush: 3 (756 acres)
-- Conquest: 1 (113 acres)
-- Plunder: 1
-- Learn: 5
-- Failed: 1 (1.8% failure)
Total attacks suffered: 44 (13,182 acres)
-- Traditional march: 38 (12,759 acres)
-- Ambush: 2 (423 acres)
-- Raze: 2 (339 acres)
-- Massacre: 1 (2,867 population)
-- Failed: 1 (2.3% failure)
why learn the enemy stuff? Calculate nw values ftw. You narrow it down til you have very accurate result. Next to perfect if you have a few sots and a good infil. Dont forget to calc land. Built n unbuilt. All factors should be there. Just saying. I am not a mathgeek and we only really needed to know bank wpa with more certainty in the past. GLQuote:
Originally Posted by Evillone
Bu... But I rather has baby talks in my posts than act pseudo intellectual :(Quote:
Originally Posted by John Snowstorm
Anri that is certainly one way of doing it. Is that the way you did it Baka?
Calc from NWQuote:
Originally Posted by Evillone
Just make some assumptions e.g. all acres are built etc.
All you need is a simple excel spreadsheet and input your intel in there and it pops out the number.
y u no use AW calc?
I find that so much more confusing.. but yeh that's another option.Quote:
Originally Posted by John Snowstorm
He can guesstimate on all variables. Old school players use to have very good guesstimates after all experience they have. Baka is leet. He would have a place in my all star team.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evillone
I would say that an AW could more or less determine or help deciding what wpa target got as well.
Depending on kills on the target and max send for most kills.
Excuse me Mr Baka for answering your questions. Maybe i am wrong :)
BiO Ftw
I allways presumed aw cap is not affected by relations, relative nw and other mods which makes calculating extremely easy and reliable when compared to nw calcs, thats presuming you have raw tpa to hit the cap ofc which isnt allways easy. But than again I tend to oversimplify things. Am i missing something and doing it wrong all this time?Quote:
Originally Posted by baka
Maybe we should move this conflict over to strategy department ;-)
No, i dont think you missed anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by citadela01
I prefer the AW method if the op is available as i find it easier and more accurate than the NW method. Was just curious if Baka might have none a previously unrealized third method. Thx =)