Oh, right..... But does he have a degree?! You might still be able to trick him if he doesn't have a degree!
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This is why you don't touch drugs kids!
Good post Elit! Anri you have a few anger issues and need to lighten up :p Sad to be missing all of this fun while I'm in Maui for Christmas and New Years , but I know my province is being well looked after.
Yeh just sitting here drinking a Mai Tai and I spilled it all over myself laughing my ass off at that ridonkulous log. Anri has ruined my vacation and now I will be looking over my shoulder for the Simian hit men; obviously not simian players since they have no balls. Anri you need to pull your head out of your arse, you participate in a GB vs AMA few ages ago then you threaten another? AMA is supposed to cut you some slack after your trash talking on top of the past GB?
Thanks for the good chuckle Anri!!! Still Christmas in Maui 11:30 pm here , Merry Christmas to Elit and all of the AMA players.
Here is how he gets the money:
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/an...ess-foundation
:D
trolllooolllol
crazy peeps.
Trollololololol.
So AMA take an age off as they cant crown ;) lolololoololololololool
or they just didnet get rhe fast war tey wanteded trollololoooloollloool.
Judgementday here we go...
Can someone summarize page 6-12 in one sentence please
Does Elit wants war or acres?
From the look of things it seems that Elit 2vs1 Anri so he can get free acres. The talk about giving Simians Xmas button to war is BS. Elit doesn't want fair 1vs1 war. He can't just CF Simians and let go of this golden oppurtunity to farm. I think Elit is a bit too greedy. This doesn't change the fact that Anri's words are oftentimes out of bound and overstretched bordering to being exaggerated/egoistic.
Good job to Simians for not losing a lot of acres with this 2VS1. After this conflict Elit's humans will be at very terrible position and Elit's large undead will drop like flies, just my 0.02$
Simians wants a week to prepare even though the average size in the KD is around 800 acres and the average ghetto should be able to get prepared for a war in a day or so while already being trained up, while on the other hand we keep taking their acres and laughing our asses off at their war-dodging antics and drunken threats.
Good, yeah? ;)
simians started on 23k acres. Despite 2 vs 1 we are still 23k acres.
The only acres AMA gained is the free acres you got from us while "helping pyro". This heroic act of you.
Your ways of bullying us to give you 7-9k acres total and bring us to 15k acres wont fly with us.
You never agreed to a christmas war, you were hiding out and only engaged us when you ceased the moment and saw a way of damaging us. I know our setup is strong enough to beat yours, when we dont have a 2 vs 1 situation on our asses. Just like pyromaniacs should beat Legacy when there is not a 2 vs 1 situation. There should been CFs all around. Legacy should CF pyromaniacs. Simians should return the acres that we took to Pyromaniacs. AMA should have CFed us with the gains they got by "helping pyromaniacs". We should be the ones that make sure Legacy accepts CF with pyro now and does not declare them.
Most often there was like these 12h rules if the other KD sent CF, even 2 free waves and very rarely maybe even 3 free waves. When it gets exessive and one kd push another to get like 5 free waves its just to much and hurts the game more then it helps.
I offered ama to walk with the acres and prepare to war us in a few days from now.
They clearly just want free acres while dodging rest of the server in claims of being hostile to Simians.
Well, were not letting them have any free acres, we will send CF and we will stop hitting when we have some fort protection. They will gain a little, they wont get war this way. I also see no reason at all to why someone else should not be able to engage AMA if we dont hit back and send them CF.
They use this christmas war as some kind of reason to why they can use Simians like some board to push them up the charts while being untouchable to all other kds in the top, because they simply want to claim hostile to us forever.
This game never worked like that or tolerated things like that. Not until Elit came back to the game at least.
The christmas fight we wanted was never confirmed by AMA. We did not know thier location.
This forum and most irc channels is proof of that. We really beleived pewpew was the ones that waved us. We had no freaking clue where AMA was located. The only reason they claim christmas was is because they ceased the moment to hurt us.
Sure AMA could gain some more, but i think they get damaged and fat foremost.
They took the free acres they could while pyro also hitted us in the 2 vs 1.
They should been happy about that.
We will send CF down the road and stop hitting.
I tried to get war with them 4-5 days down the road so both could prepare more properly. But they dont want this, they only want free acres or a war to be made now that we all ready been in 2 vs 1 situation. They wont get any of this now. I tried enough for it.
We waved Simians how was promised for xmass war. Im Watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKtElqQYm-k
and have good Christmas war spirit. :)
** Kingdom news report **For the time from January 13 of YR1 till March 20 of YR1 - 56 hours
** The kingdom of Simians **Total land exchanged: +2,117 (160/152)
Our total since wave pyro and get waved by both pyro and ama
** The kingdom of Pyro **Total land exchanged: -4,121 (98/142)
there total over all vs simians and legacy
** The kingdom of Legacy **Total land exchanged: -1,653 (43/64)
Pyro vs Legacy
** The kingdom of AMA **Total land exchanged: +3,087 (109/61)
Simians vs AMA
and 7 randome kd that hit us into this 2vs1 1vs2 party!
** The kingdom of Randome kd hitting us! **Total land exchanged: +106 (2/0)
+59 An unknown province (1/0)
+47 Ricky Rozay (1 [1]/0)
** The kingdom of Randome kd hitting us! **Total land exchanged: +81 (1/0)
+81 Rise Of The TooL (1 [1]/0)
** The kingdom of Randome kd hitting us! **Total land exchanged: +92 (1/0)
+92 Kildegaard (1 [1]/0)
** The kingdom of Randome kd hitting us! **Total land exchanged: +41 (1/0)
+41 An unknown province (1/0)
** The kingdom of Randome kd hitting us! **Total land exchanged: +99 (2/0)
+99 An unknown province (2/0)
** The kingdom of Randome kd hitting us! **Total land exchanged: +85 (1/0)
+85 GEF Defendor (1 [1]/0)
** The kingdom of Randome kd hitting us! **Total land exchanged: +66 (1/0)
+66 Remember hes a noob (1 [1]/0)
I don't know what Elit is trying to accomplish here, but it will be GB if he overextends himself. Maybe Elit is praying that Simians max the meter and autowar, it's not zero probability yet. From what I understand, Anri will go fort and stop hitting Elit once meter is close to max. Xmas is so over, how about a New Year war?
We wont declare , we are scared of Pyrro and their friends , we want peace and quiet and to be left alone so we can continiue doing our ghetto thing.
We hope Pyrro offers CF so we can get over it and move on , we will double hostile some much smaller kingdom so thay can't hit back , that's our style of play and we're proud of it.
Make love not war.
Elit is a kind and honest , revered monarch of the best kingdom in Utopian history ever.
Anri is French and reads Fleurs du mal in bed before falling asleep.
I'm a black 280 pound women from Jamaica.
All above is true.
You are a women?
We all ready admited that it was wrong. We also will return acres to Pyromaniacs and we apologized to them in behalf of everyone in Simians.
Ppl like you have made up your mind before you come here and care to know the details.
My apologize and our cease fire and promise to return Pyros acres is right here.
AMA does however seem ignorant and want everything for free, always
Naah we just wanna waararar with the monkey kd :)
Why don't Simians just war AMA. It's even 1vs1 fight. Everyone starts at 400 acres. It's not like AMA is going to farm out 15k acres off Simians and end up 40+k acres after WW. Warrrrrrrrrrr
Anri, press press press.
No you want free acres meanwhile staying in protection of this hostile.
We will send CF, we will be in fort stance and we will by the time we have full protection not retal at all. There will not be a war.
I consider the rules that worked for this game for so many ages still works.
That no KD should be able to claim another kd for 30% land or for 5 free waves just because they find themselfs in lesser strength.
My god this 150 meter rule is so bad. We might just been able to fight AMA in hostile for a very long time and then end up taking them to war.
Bishop............. sigh
You weren't hostile with Pyro when we waved you as you double hostiled them. Pyro was hitting Legacy at this time . Simians is in full hostile with AMA as they retal us only and cf others. You cant just say "hostile is over" from your end and do nothing, hostile is over when both kingdoms make and AGREE to ceasefire or when they war and get automatic EOW CF. Doing anything else is just stupid and will lead to you further damaging your kingdom. In case you haven't noticed these shenanigans never work in past, experience shows only proper way to end hostile is with 2 sided cf or war and then eow cf. Everyone who try to do stupid **** like run from other kds by waving others, send fake cf, etc. always end up paying for it and having it backfire....
When you get waved you end conflict by making reasonable cf offer or warring. Asking for acres back if a joke, simians was open target when AMA waved...why would we give you acres back? You cant double team pyro and claim immunity from hostile and ask for acres back because you are busy doubling someone, this isnt a ghetto like bio is it?
We want war. This is even fight 1vs1. Pyro is CFed already. What is Simians waiting for? A miracle wave from their "allies"? Not gonna happen. Just war them and be the end of it. Better to die losing than die running. Either way you end up dying, at least you man up.
AMA is right to police Simians. Simians bend the rules. Just war them Simians and learn and move forward.
Abscond changes his mind more often than Anri changes his excuses as to why he won't war :P
April 1 of YR1 We have rejected a ceasefire offer from Simians no war no host (SIM:IANS).
You can't instantly claim no hostile after meter is almost maxed, Anri. And why is it wrong for us to keep hitting you for acres when you did the exact same thing vs. Strippers a few ages ago? Simians: the biggest hypocrits and biggest laughing stock in utopian history!
No we are fort stance, we have sent CF and we tagged no war, no hostile.
They can hit how much they feel like. If this is how game is going to be played, kds gets multiply free waves from others. Sure.
Its not like we could have faught AMA, when Pyro had button on us. Pyro also started to hitting us when AMA hitted us.
There is nothing that gives AMA the right to demand 30% of our acres when were not interested in fighting them in the way they aimed to war us to make it 2 vs 1. If a KD is to be policed it should be made by many KDs.
Also when the conflict ends, when its been policed. Which in this case we apologized to pyro and agree to a CF with a return of the acres, this should mean the conflict is over.
If AMA wants to fight us they could have set a time for it. We offered many different ways to get war in a more then decent timeframe.
There is nothing that gives another KD to right to hit it for multiply free waves when the other kd does not return the hits.
Its just the way utopia always been. 12h rules have applied, 1-2 waves and in extreme cases 3 waves have applied.
We took the damage in 2 vs 1 all ready and AMA should have CF us when we CFed Pyro.
This way we could have sorted out legacy problem for Pyro as well.
All of this should been sorted out by a few KDs, not only AMA because they are greedy like this. If ppl cant see that i see no hope for this game what so ever
what are you talking about? We never done more then 2 free waves on any target in this game, EVER!
You are the ones that does not want the war. I offered to war you guys in 4 days from now.
You only want war cause you are the only KD that did not get 2 vs 1 treatment here.
Lol. Make 5 hits and then claim "we are not hostile". Maybe after 12 hours of no hits you might be considered not hostile :D, not until then though.
No I didn't make up my mind beforehand but your "apology" sounds constucted after the fact, there wouldn't have been one you hadn't gotten cought in a vice yourselves. Because it was readily apparent that pyro was in a hostile before you waved, so you knowingly and intentionally hit into their hostile, the rest is just lies and excuses.
Yes they probably want free acres, but since when does that come as a suprise? Any kd going for the top wants free acres, you wanted em from pyro, pyro wanted em from legacy, and now AMA wants them from you.
Yes I agree it's bad, but Bishop is adamant. If it's 150 points you should war, it wouldn't suprise me if he lowered even further, 200 points was bad, 150 points is horrible. Bishop doesn't think it's bad "because most kingdoms will never be able to max out meter", which indirectly implies "those who can should just war and feed the bottomfeeder even more."
what makes you think i did? Because i did not make the wave. I just fixed all problems that we created. And over my dead body the very same KD should be there to gain non stop from us, the KD of AMA. They dont have the right to our acres just because they stepped into an made it a 2 vs 1 situation. They had nothing on our KD before they decided to get involved in a 2 vs 1. They REFUSE to setup war in 4-5 days from now, to make it fair, when they all ready have got 3k plus land from us for free because of the 2 vs 1. Why would they get to hit us so much and on top of this come out with a war when we seriously hurt from the 2 vs 1 situation?
Why should AMA get this. Its just totaly whacked. What is it ppl dont understand rly. Should AMA be allowed to take 9k acres from us for free and get to like #2 on this server, just because they happend to step into and make a 2 vs 1 situation at the right moment.
Its utter BS...
We want a fair war, nothing else
If the current top kds is okey with AMA using a situation to gain free acres and hide behind hostile its up to them.
We have sent CF ingame, we wont hit them more, we are fortified, we are tagged no war no host.
If this is the way everyone in here wants the game to be played then fine, play it like this. Might as well kick AMA up to 35k acres. Because, this is what they request.
Why not give them CFs and let em explore pool on top of that.
Thanks ppl
The Anri I used to know would just say screw it and try his best anyway. Why not just go for it? If you don't want to go for it, bend over and take it because you chose to do this.
AMA deserves as many free waves as they request [and I'm sure Elit will be reasonable about it and not take you to 1/2 your size if you are reasonable as well]. If you don't want to talk it out and negotiate and you guys are still hostile as long as the meter reads hostile on both sides and as long as they have what to take, I bet they'll keep hitting
Utopia is politics. Has been the same forever
Let me get this right... u wanted to war AMA -> ama didnt tell u their loc but said ok to a war -> u go and 2v1 pyro -> ama waves u with ur armies out and back 1-2 hours after the wave, gives u the button -> during this time u have suffered only one ambush from pyro who are in active hostile with legacy and an upcoming war with them -> u realise that u wont be able to win vs ama -> u start crying that we abuse something o.0 and that we dont have the right to wave u if we dont tell u that we gonna wave u first -> u speak about gb and paying off other kds with rl money sponsored by ur 100k $ huge house and the guy that has a lambo -> someone sets up a donation account for u (that was funny :D) -> u see that noone is on ur side so u just say screw it i wont do anything -> u go into fort and stop attacking DURING A 150:130 meter hostile vs a kd of undeads :D
So i suppose that u think that if we take ur acres the other top kds will see it as a farmout and police us which is retarded on the base that its NOT a farmout just a monkey brain strategy to avoid conflict. Our undeads will convert, our core will get bigger and u will end up with nothing in the end. Dude thats weak even for u!
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